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The Monkees Mull Reunion Tour

Hey Hey were the..... old codgers who still sing Monkees songs. Yes Micky Dolenz, Davy Jones, Peter Tork and Michael Nesmith have agreed to a reunion tour that would take them from Tampa Bay to Miami

written by Jean Le Fete, 18 October 2010
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All French Decide to Retire Now

The French People today decided to stop arguing with Sarkozy and every single French person will drop what they are doing and retire, eliminating the need for a retirement age.

written by Jean Le Fete, 16 October 2010
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Tom and Jerry Come Out of Retirment

Tom and Jerry have come out of retirement to make new cartoons. Age has taken its toll on the pair, Tom is in a wheel chair and will have to roll after Jerry, who uses a walker.

written by Jean Le Fete, 16 October 2010
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Paris Hilton Admits: I'm A Slut

Paris Hilton today held a press conference to announce she is officially accepting assessments of her as a slut. The press was so depressed by this announcement that they had no questions and left.

written by Jean Le Fete, 15 October 2010
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Republicans Propose to Lower Expenses So Taxes Can Be Lowered More

We cannot lower taxes any more under the present low revenue projections, we propose lowering prices on all goods and services so we can lower taxes for people some more. This will be pretty stupid.

written by Jean Le Fete, 15 October 2010
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Swiss Upset to Discover Their Cheese is Full of Holes!

Many Swiss have begun to complain about the holes in Swiss cheese. "Its a rip-off to consumer" say's Olaf Svenson, "Just look at how much more you get with Cheddar, its solid!"

written by Jean Le Fete, 14 October 2010
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Chilean Miners Headed to David Letterman Show

All 33 Chilean miners are headed to New York to appear on David Letterman. "I thought I could have them do a Top 33 Countdown, "Things that Suck About Being Trapped in a Mine", says Letterman.

written by Jean Le Fete, 14 October 2010
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Barack Obama Feeling Lonely at Democrat Rallies

"The only ones excited to see me," bemoans Obama, "Are the kids hoping our group throws candy. I wouldn't be surprised if the candidates are hiding from me on purpose."

written by Jean Le Fete, 14 October 2010
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Chilean Miners to Form Singing Group: World Tour in the Works!

Chilean Miners have announced plans to tour as a singing group. Their song list will include, "Rock of Ages", Rock n Roll Music, Roll Over Beethoven, Keep on Rock'n Me Baby, and more "rock" songs.

written by Jean Le Fete, 13 October 2010
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Mr Ed Rejects Campaign Funding From Wilber

Mr. Ed today rejected financial help from Wilber his former rider on their 1960s sitcom. "Wilber is a left wing lunatic," says Ed, "Heees so far left, he makes Obama look like Carl Rove."

written by Jean Le Fete, 13 October 2010
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Mideast Peace Accord Reached Between Israeli and Palistinean

Two men met in Jerusalem the week to play checkers and decided they would sign their own peace accord creating a Palistinean state and make Jerusalem an international city belonging to all people.

written by Jean Le Fete, 13 October 2010
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Elephant to Debate Dolphin for Senatorial Race in Indiana

A dolphin and an elephant using new translation equipment will debate each other as the run for former Senator Bayh's vacated seat. Human candidates baulked at debating intelligent mammals.

written by Jean Le Fete, 13 October 2010
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Petula Clark Leaves Branson!

Branson Missouri is sad today and people may soon have to find their way to San Jose, if they want to hear Petula Clark sing, "Do You Know The Way to San Jose!" She actually just went for the weekend.

written by Jean Le Fete, 13 October 2010
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"I Have Two Brains" says Stephen Hawkings

"Whereas most of you peons have only one brain, I have two," said Stephen Hawkings in a recent interview, "They aren't bigger, just better."

written by Jean Le Fete, 12 October 2010
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Wisconsin Doesn't Belong in the Top 20 Says Ohio State

Wisconsin football fans are fuming after Ohio State football fans dissed their team and said the Wisconsin Badgers are actually just overgrown hamsters.

written by Jean Le Fete, 12 October 2010
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Brett Favre Pulls a Tiger Woods!

Brett Favre is in hot water with nude photos floating around. U.S. Attorney General has declared a national emergency and warned that looking at the photos could burn your eyes out of their sockets!

written by Jean Le Fete, 12 October 2010
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Why I Never Married: Mr. Ed

"Mares! They're all the same!" said Mr Ed in his retirment paddock in Florida. "All they want is more, more, more, more! And I don't have the balls to give to 'em no more, I'mmmmm a geldin'"

written by Jean Le Fete, 12 October 2010
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Lindsay Lohan's Secret: I have Two

Lindsay Lohan was given a medical leave of absence from prison today when it was discovered she was actually pregnant twice. "She is three months and two months pregnant," said a startled physician.

written by Jean Le Fete, 12 October 2010
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Mr Ed Comes Out of Retirement to Run For President

Mr Ed of the 1960's tv comedy of the same name, has recently come out his pasture to speak his mind. "I may be senile, but horses don't have half the gas of these politicians. I say....oops I forgot.

written by Jean Le Fete, 12 October 2010
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Palin Caught Impersonating Ronald Reagan's Horse

Sarah Palin, who recently said, "I'm just like Ronald Reagan." Did an uncanny imitation of Ronald Reagan's horse when she got on all fours and winnied at the crowd of a Senator she is supporting.

written by Jean Le Fete, 12 October 2010
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Sarah Palin Hates Tea Parties!

Sarah Palin today read a list of top ten dislikes on stage at a rally for Senator. 10 was "I hate people who hate guns." 9 was "I hate people who hate me for hating people who hate guns.

written by Jean Le Fete, 12 October 2010
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New Spoof Magazine Series Enters THE SPOOF!

THe Spoof inner-sanctum, an insane surreal world that you've never seen before about being a new spoof writer. Now totaling 9 chapters, be sure not miss this incredible story!!

written by Jean Le Fete, 12 October 2010
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New Taxes Are Coming! Say Republicans

Congressional Republicans today proposed several new taxes to support new social programs, much needed infrastructure improvements, and school funding!

written by Jean Le Fete, 12 October 2010
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