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Prince Phillip: I hate the blacks
In a rare behind-the-scenes TV interview, the relaxed prince told of how his favourite sweets are midget gems, although he can't bear the licquorice ones.
Prince William held on rape charge
Prince William has been arrested after a farmer claimed he caught the Prince flattening swathes of an oil seed rape crop whilst searching for a lost golf ball
Queen shot dead in Afghanistan
HM the Queen has been killed in Afghanistan after the convoy she was commanding was attacked by taliban rebels. This takes the total Queen death toll in the country to 1 since hostilities started.