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Captain Marvel Dies. Superhero Spoof Writer Mourns.

CCN - Cal-el, who some know as TheSpoof.com writer Cal Jennings, mourns the death of Captain Marvel.

written by Cal Jennings, 02 July 2007
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Story Correction

TheSpoof.com - Writer Gnarly Erik made a slight mistake in his story President's Approval Ratings Top Out At 26%! He simply mistyped and forgot the decimal point in front of the 26. It should read .26%.

written by Cal Jennings, 24 June 2007
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Hugh G. Wadmore III Writes The Spoof

CCN - Hugh G. Wadmore III wrote TheSpoof.com a letter which has been posted in the Satire section. He has no iDEa why the "little people" are complaining.

written by Cal Jennings, 16 June 2007
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Spoof Writer's Insurance Cancelled by BP

CCN - Cal Jennings, a writer at TheSpoof.com, had his insurance revoked back to April for writing about the Corrupt Bastards Club members at BP and for making DVD videos for the Ron Paul campaign before the Iowa Straw Poll.

written by Cal Jennings, 15 June 2007
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Nuclear Workers Denied Compensation

CCN - The Bush administration Corrupt Bastards denied workers their compensation, enforcing long processes through which they must go in hopes that they will die before they can receive benefits.

written by Cal Jennings, 13 June 2007
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Billy Bob Invades TheSpoof.com

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Dublin - Billy Bob has posted his videos in the satire section of TheSpoof.com, attacking almost everything the writers stand for!

written by Cal Jennings, 13 June 2007
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Gay Whales spotted at Golden Gate Bridge

San Francisco - Two gay whales were spotted swimming toward the Golden Gate Bridge. They were reportedly there after hearing about the Freakers Ball when gay S&M VECO/BP supertanker captain was listening to his Dr. Hook CD. They were disappointed that it isn't until October.

written by Cal Jennings, 31 May 2007
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President Bush Laughed At During Coast Guard Academy Speech

CCN - President Bush gave a speech to the United States Coast Guard Academy where he was almost laughed off the stage before he could talk about the War in Iraq being essential to America.

written by Cal Jennings, 26 May 2007
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Wiccans turn Cal Jennings into Lizard

CCN - TheSpoof.com writer Cal Jennings was turned into a lizard by Wiccans today. "Those damn pagan idol worshipers will get theirs when Jerry Falwell makes his second coming," said Cal Jennings.

written by Cal Jennings, 18 May 2007
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Ron Paul Kicked Out of Republican Party

CCN - Ron Paul was kicked out of the Republican Party today for being too Republican. The New Nazi Republicans were delighted at his removal since Paul was ahead of all of them in the polls.

written by Cal Jennings, 18 May 2007
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Bush Ok's Blair to Allow Blue at Wedding

CCN - Today, George Bush said that it was alright for Blair to wear a little blue at their wedding if he wanted. Blair had feared that wearing blue at the wedding would upset the Red State leader. All guests are relieved that blue is no longer banned.

written by Cal Jennings, 12 May 2007
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Bush Declares the Earth Fat

CCN - Upon finding that the Earth weighs around 6,588,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons, President Bush declared that the Earth is too fat and suggested that it go on a diet.

written by Cal Jennings, 11 May 2007
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CIA Official Admits 9/11 a Hoax

CCN - Former Assistant Defense Secretary Richard Perle has testified that 9/11 is a hoax. He said that Tenet is trying to shift the blame for 9/11. White House are scrambling to figure out how Bush is going to get out of this one.

written by Cal Jennings, 05 May 2007
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Bush to Wear White Tie

CCN - President Bush has agreed to wear a white tie to meet Queen Elizabeth II after being cut off by Laura.

written by Cal Jennings, 05 May 2007
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Makes Bid for President

CCN - Washington, D.C. - Showing that he is the only Republican with any common sense, Arnold Schwarzenegger put in his bid for president.

written by Cal Jennings, 03 May 2007
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God Angry With Alaska

God, tired of idol worship and every inconceivable act of evil, has frowned on Alaska.

written by Cal Jennings, 29 April 2007
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Gnarly Erik and CalJennings Have a Showdown

CCN - Today, Gnarly Erik and CalJennings met halfway between Texas and Alaska to have a showdown. Gnarly, donning his snowshoes, and Cal, in a cowboy hat, prepared for the battle with such vicious weapons as sarcasm, and the soft cushion, as used in the Spanish Inquisition.

written by Cal Jennings, 29 April 2007
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Britney Spears Itchy and Red in 'Spots'

CCN - Britney Spears has apparently been moaning and complaining about shaving herself bald because she has developed ugly, itchy, red patches. Britney has declared she will never shave again! She said, "I can't stand the itching and scratching. My head itches too."

written by Cal Jennings, 25 April 2007
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Bush's Rubber Duck Refuses to Attend Wedding

CCN - Bush was upset when he learned that his Rubber Duck, or Ducky as Bush puts it, has declined the invitation to his wedding to Tony Blair.

written by Cal Jennings, 22 April 2007
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President Bush gets Wedding Jitters

CCN - Washingon, D.C. - President Bush was visibly showing signs of wedding jitters as the details of his wedding to Prime Minister Tony Blair move forward.

written by Cal Jennings, 22 April 2007
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Sir Elton John and Sir Paul McCartney to Play at Blair/Bush Wedding

CCN - London - Sir Elton John and Sir Paul McCartney are scheduled to play at the Blair/Bush wedding. Blair was delighted at the news.

written by Cal Jennings, 22 April 2007
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Bush Has Historians Jailed, Appoints Gonzales History Czar

President Bush, proclaiming that history will be kind to him, has historians jailed. Alberto Gonzales has been appointed the first History Czar.

written by Cal Jennings, 20 April 2007
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