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Obama tells McCain so often that he is right that McCain may now vote for himself!
Mbeki and the Garlic
President Mbeki of South Africa Falls Victim of Strange Illness Caused By Garlic!
McCain was shocked to find out Obama was present for debate! If I knew I would have been nicer!
New action figure "Debate McCain" has a deadly Parkinson's stare straight ahead!
War of the Bracelets!
McCain and Obama debated whose GI bracelet accessorized more patriotically
McCranky told new black kid on the block to stay off of his lawn
McCain Shows Obsession with Earmarks!
McCain used the word earmarks 16x in his debate with Obama, clearly alluding to The big O's big ears!
McCain's Asian Worries
McCain told a height conscious Amer-Asian minority that N.Koreans are three inches shorter than S.Koreans where it counts!
Bush told the American people and the world that he wishes his parents had contrecepted more effectively!
written by Pointer, 25 September 2008
Rising Blind, Black Politico
No one knew Barack Obama was blind till we realized he couldn't see the trouble Tony Resko could cause him
written by Pointer, 16 March 2008
Hillary Clinton has already begun to advertise for a cadre of male pages and interns on Craig's List.
written by Pointer, 06 February 2008