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Decathlete Runs 1500m In His Flip Flops

Having already won the Decathlon before the final discipline, US athlete Brian Clay ran the 1500m in his flip flops, and still won.

written by Monkey Woods, 22 August 2008
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Olympics A Success For China

The Olympic Games have been an outstanding success for China, with figures showing that people don't really care about Human Rights anymore.

written by Monkey Woods, 22 August 2008
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Boxers Knock Each Other Out

Iran's Ismael Mohammad and Iraq's Mohammad Ismael knocked each other out in their Featherweight semi-final contest. The result was declared 'a spectacle'.

written by Monkey Woods, 22 August 2008
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Czech Athlete Throws Hammer Into Crowd

Czech athlete Jan Zittage was arrested by Chinese police after hurling his hammer into the crowd with his final throw. Zittage finished last.

written by Monkey Woods, 22 August 2008
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Jacques Rogge Tests Negative For 'Banned Substance'

IOC President Jacques Rogge has tested negative for a banned substance - charisma.

written by Monkey Woods, 22 August 2008
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Chinese Table Tennis Star Stands On Ball

Chinese star Zhiang Xin incurred the wrath of the game's governing body today, when she accidentally trod on a ball, crushing and ruining it beyond repair. She will be sentenced at a later date.

written by Monkey Woods, 22 August 2008
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Big Brother Housemate Shits In Pool

An unnamed housemate has 'laid a cable' in the Big Brother bathing pool. Watch tonight to find out who!

written by Monkey Woods, 22 August 2008
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EastEnders To Go Global

The BBC is set to sign a new deal that will take its dreary soap to Africa and Asia next year, so that all those folks can be miserable too!

written by Monkey Woods, 22 August 2008
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Erkan Mustafa To Become A Circus Tent

The drug-fuelled ex-Grange Hill star embarks on a new career, not as an actor, but as a three-ring Big Top!

written by Monkey Woods, 22 August 2008
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Paula Radcliffe Has Stopped Crying!

The marathon runner finally stopped crying this morning after it became clear to her, that nobody was taking the slightest bit of notice.

written by Monkey Woods, 22 August 2008
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Gary Glitter Takes Up Residence In Bangkok

Gary Glitter has cut short his world tour, and will set up home in Bangkok's Suvarnabhumi airport, sources close to the filthy, disgusting, paedophile say.

written by Monkey Woods, 21 August 2008
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Olympic Sprint Batons Coated In Grease

Beijing: Batons used in the sprint relays were coated with grease. Britain, the US, Italy, France and Trinidad all lost their grips, but surprisingly, Greece held on.

written by Monkey Woods, 21 August 2008
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Chris Hoy's Dad To Go On A Diet

More fantastic news in the Olympic Velodrome today as Great Britain win two more gold medals and a silver, and Chris Hoy's overweight Dad promises to go on a diet.

written by Monkey Woods, 19 August 2008
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