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This little piggy went to market

But decided it was too risky to buy stocks, so he packed up his briefcase and headed back to his pigsty.

written by Gail Farrelly, 23 April 2010
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Nooks, Kindles, iPads Sign Up for Emergency Response Services

"I've fallen and I can't get up scenarios are not for us," these devices say.

written by Gail Farrelly, 12 April 2010
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Survey Shows Women Spend Three Years Of Their Lives Shopping

And six years returning what they bought.

written by Gail Farrelly, 11 April 2010
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Senior Citizens Arrested on Charge of Planning Bank Robbery

Their defense? "We are undercover agents for the Equal Opportunity Commission and are checking to see that there are equal opportunities for folks of all ages to engage in criminal behavior."

written by Gail Farrelly, 11 April 2010
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The Odd Couple

It's McCain and Palin -- together again!

written by Gail Farrelly, 27 March 2010
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Little Bo Peep Has Lost Her Sheep

Again? Can't that woman hang onto anything?

written by Gail Farrelly, 24 March 2010
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Old King Cole was a merry old soul . . .

. . . Until he heard that the health care bill had been voted in by the U. S. Congress.

written by Gail Farrelly, 22 March 2010
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Begorrah! Ignorance is Bliss.

Don't ask, don't tell St. Patrick about your plans for St. Patrick's Day. He'd rather not know.

written by Gail Farrelly, 16 March 2010
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Sing a Song of Sixpence, a Pocketful of Rye

. . . and another pocketful of Scotch, Gin, and Vodka.

written by Gail Farrelly, 14 March 2010
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Does She Just Wanna Have Fun?

Cyndi Lauper, that is, on "Celebrity Apprentice," beginning Sunday night.

written by Gail Farrelly, 13 March 2010
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Conservative Curriculum Approved for Schools in Texas

And students are now required to bring guns to school.

written by Gail Farrelly, 13 March 2010
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Mary Had a Little Lamb, Its Fleece Was White as Snow

And everywhere that Mary went . . . bored the heck out of the lamb, so he stayed home and watched "Animal Planet" on TV.

written by Gail Farrelly, 13 March 2010
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Twitter now offers a Location-Sharing Feature

"Ain't technology great," remarks one home burglar to another.

written by Gail Farrelly, 13 March 2010
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Bike Directions Now Available on Google Maps

Horseback and pony express directions coming soon.

written by Gail Farrelly, 11 March 2010
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U. S. Chief Justice John Roberts Demands Equal Time

Since Obama railed against the Court at the State of the Union speech, Roberts has now scheduled a State of the Court speech and plans to take the opportunity to bash the President.

written by Gail Farrelly, 11 March 2010
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Carlos Slim of Mexico is World's Richest Person

New York's Mayor Bloomberg whines, "That could have been me if I hadn't spent a hunk of my own money on my campaigns."

written by Gail Farrelly, 11 March 2010
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Researchers Say Men Want Sex until They Are Near Death

This is news?

written by Gail Farrelly, 11 March 2010
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Rabbits Appalled by Popularity of the "Alice in Wonderland" Movie

One rabbit complains, "People looking for a better life are jumping into rabbit holes and invading our turf."

written by Gail Farrelly, 08 March 2010
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Obama Travels in Order to Push His Health Care Plan

Cigarettes, burgers, and pie are packed in his suitcase.

written by Gail Farrelly, 08 March 2010
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An Asteroid Did It, Killed Off the Dinosaurs

Mystery fan comments, "Gosh, I thought the butler did it."

written by Gail Farrelly, 06 March 2010
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Spinach Dip Recalled, May Be Contaminated with Salmonella

Popeye suffers a panic attack.

written by Gail Farrelly, 06 March 2010
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Man Bites Off Ear of Another Man During Argument

The perp's defense: "He never listens and has no need for even one ear, much less two of them."

written by Gail Farrelly, 06 March 2010
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Children who Directed Air Traffic at JFK Airport Threaten Lawsuit . . .

. . . If they are not paid union-scale pay for their shifts

written by Gail Farrelly, 06 March 2010
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An Ecstatic Kindle Comments on a Possible iPad Launch Delay

"I told you that the iPad was nothing but a Johnny-come-lately."

written by Gail Farrelly, 03 March 2010
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