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Old King Cole was a merry old soul . . .
. . . Until he heard that the health care bill had been voted in by the U. S. Congress.
Begorrah! Ignorance is Bliss.
Don't ask, don't tell St. Patrick about your plans for St. Patrick's Day. He'd rather not know.
Sing a Song of Sixpence, a Pocketful of Rye
. . . and another pocketful of Scotch, Gin, and Vodka.
Does She Just Wanna Have Fun?
Cyndi Lauper, that is, on "Celebrity Apprentice," beginning Sunday night.
Conservative Curriculum Approved for Schools in Texas
And students are now required to bring guns to school.
Mary Had a Little Lamb, Its Fleece Was White as Snow
And everywhere that Mary went . . . bored the heck out of the lamb, so he stayed home and watched "Animal Planet" on TV.
Twitter now offers a Location-Sharing Feature
"Ain't technology great," remarks one home burglar to another.
Bike Directions Now Available on Google Maps
Horseback and pony express directions coming soon.
U. S. Chief Justice John Roberts Demands Equal Time
Since Obama railed against the Court at the State of the Union speech, Roberts has now scheduled a State of the Court speech and plans to take the opportunity to bash the President.
Carlos Slim of Mexico is World's Richest Person
New York's Mayor Bloomberg whines, "That could have been me if I hadn't spent a hunk of my own money on my campaigns."
Researchers Say Men Want Sex until They Are Near Death
This is news?
Rabbits Appalled by Popularity of the "Alice in Wonderland" Movie
One rabbit complains, "People looking for a better life are jumping into rabbit holes and invading our turf."
Obama Travels in Order to Push His Health Care Plan
Cigarettes, burgers, and pie are packed in his suitcase.
An Asteroid Did It, Killed Off the Dinosaurs
Mystery fan comments, "Gosh, I thought the butler did it."
Spinach Dip Recalled, May Be Contaminated with Salmonella
Popeye suffers a panic attack.
Man Bites Off Ear of Another Man During Argument
The perp's defense: "He never listens and has no need for even one ear, much less two of them."
Children who Directed Air Traffic at JFK Airport Threaten Lawsuit . . .
. . . If they are not paid union-scale pay for their shifts
An Ecstatic Kindle Comments on a Possible iPad Launch Delay
"I told you that the iPad was nothing but a Johnny-come-lately."
God Explains Ice Deposits Found at the Moon's North Pole
"My bad. Santa Claus had ordered some ice from me, but I delivered it to the wrong North Pole."
There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe . . . until the Bank Foreclosed on It
Donald Trump moved her to a mansion. She lived happily ever after.
Weight Watchers Have Question about Fossil Finding that Prehistoric Snakes Ate Baby Dinosaurs
How did the snakes stay so slim?
Heads Up!
Huge red granite head of Amenhotep III dug up in Egypt. More heads to follow?
Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary . . .
Who the heck cares how your garden grows.
Little Miss Muffet Sat on a Tuffet
And wondered, "How can I find a husband, so that I can dump this stupid name?"
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