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They're Puttin' Up Their Dukes
Steve Jobs is in one corner, Adobe Flash in the other.
Thirty days hath September
So what? Anyway, nobody says 'hath' anymore.
Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie
Animal rights group stages a demonstration in protest.
NASA Provides HD Photos of the Sun
The sun is not pleased and comments, "They didn't get my good side and they refused to airbrush the photos."
This little piggy went to market
But decided it was too risky to buy stocks, so he packed up his briefcase and headed back to his pigsty.
Nooks, Kindles, iPads Sign Up for Emergency Response Services
"I've fallen and I can't get up scenarios are not for us," these devices say.
Survey Shows Women Spend Three Years Of Their Lives Shopping
And six years returning what they bought.
Senior Citizens Arrested on Charge of Planning Bank Robbery
Their defense? "We are undercover agents for the Equal Opportunity Commission and are checking to see that there are equal opportunities for folks of all ages to engage in criminal behavior."
The Odd Couple
It's McCain and Palin -- together again!
Little Bo Peep Has Lost Her Sheep
Again? Can't that woman hang onto anything?
Old King Cole was a merry old soul . . .
. . . Until he heard that the health care bill had been voted in by the U. S. Congress.
Begorrah! Ignorance is Bliss.
Don't ask, don't tell St. Patrick about your plans for St. Patrick's Day. He'd rather not know.
Sing a Song of Sixpence, a Pocketful of Rye
. . . and another pocketful of Scotch, Gin, and Vodka.
Does She Just Wanna Have Fun?
Cyndi Lauper, that is, on "Celebrity Apprentice," beginning Sunday night.
Conservative Curriculum Approved for Schools in Texas
And students are now required to bring guns to school.
Mary Had a Little Lamb, Its Fleece Was White as Snow
And everywhere that Mary went . . . bored the heck out of the lamb, so he stayed home and watched "Animal Planet" on TV.
Twitter now offers a Location-Sharing Feature
"Ain't technology great," remarks one home burglar to another.
Bike Directions Now Available on Google Maps
Horseback and pony express directions coming soon.
U. S. Chief Justice John Roberts Demands Equal Time
Since Obama railed against the Court at the State of the Union speech, Roberts has now scheduled a State of the Court speech and plans to take the opportunity to bash the President.
Carlos Slim of Mexico is World's Richest Person
New York's Mayor Bloomberg whines, "That could have been me if I hadn't spent a hunk of my own money on my campaigns."
Researchers Say Men Want Sex until They Are Near Death
This is news?
Rabbits Appalled by Popularity of the "Alice in Wonderland" Movie
One rabbit complains, "People looking for a better life are jumping into rabbit holes and invading our turf."
Obama Travels in Order to Push His Health Care Plan
Cigarettes, burgers, and pie are packed in his suitcase.
An Asteroid Did It, Killed Off the Dinosaurs
Mystery fan comments, "Gosh, I thought the butler did it."
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