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Venezuelan President to Change Country's Name
When the smoke clears on the latest round of constitutional changes, what was once Caracas will become Chavez, capital of the new Kingdom of Hugovia.
Pop Tarts: Beyonce Suffers Wardrobe Malfunction at Canada concert
The ebony enchantress is grateful to Janet Jackson for keeping her 'abreast' of the latest 'coming out' crowd pleasing 'tips.'
Survey: Seniors Enjoying Sex Well Into Their Eighties
However, the vast majority of them don't remember it the next day.
NAACP: Michael Vick Should Return to NFL
Hopefully, what the dastardly dog destroyer will return to the NFL are his lucrative multi-million-dollar contract, his uniform, his endorcements...
Report: Pigeon Poop Contributed to Minnesota Bridge Collapse
Experts claim that had the 'birdie byproduct' not helped hold the structure together, it would have collapsed years earlier.
Kentucky Man Wraps Head in Duct Tape as Disguise for Attempted Robbery
But the clown was quick to discover that sometimes there just isn't enough stuff to cover up that much stupid.
written by TomFoolery, 15 August 2007
Dog Shoots Owner in the Back in Memphis, Tennessee
Black lab was attempting to prevent his master from testifying in Michael Vick dog fighting case.
Canadian Man Survives Suicide Attempt by Chaining Self to Tree
Hoping to be torn limb from limb, the tree, however, refused to cooperate.
Reverend Al Sharpton Defends Michael Vick
Guess the reverend must have a dog in that fight.
Man with almost no brain has led a normal life with a slightly lower than normal IQ, doctors say.
Michael Moore is not just your average half-wit!
written by TomFoolery, 25 July 2007
Who Let The Dogs Out??
Grand jury indictment declares the winner: Michael Vick!!
British Explorer Becomes First Person to Swim at North Pole
Santa Claus scoffed at the claim: "What do I look like, chopped liver?!"
In Meeting With Atheists, Rep. Ellison Compares President Bush to Hitler
What possessed the congressman's appalling behavior, God only knows!
Georgia Prosecutor Releases Amateur Sex Tape of Teens That Put 17-Year-Old Behind Bars
Be prepared to fork over ten bucks if you want to watch it!
written by TomFoolery, 12 July 2007
Convicted Iranian Adulterer Stoned to Death
Imported Canadian marijuana used to carry out the sentence.
Canada Has the Most Pot Smokers in Industrialized World
Our neighbor to the north has officially petitioned Cheech and Chong for permission to use "Up In Smoke" as their new national slogan.
Pope: Other Christian Denominations Not True Churches
"And they stole BINGO from us, too," he proclaims!
Katie Couric Bitch Slaps CBS Evening News Editor
Use of word "sputum' beyond blonde bimbo's limited vocabulary, exposes her already obvious 'ditz' factor.
written by TomFoolery, 10 July 2007
Paris Hilton Claims She Found God In Prison
God, however, stated quite adamantly that He wouldn't be caught dead there!
written by TomFoolery, 28 June 2007
Tony Blair Ends Decade as Crime Sinister
Oops! Who turned off the spell-checker??!!
written by TomFoolery, 27 June 2007
Paris Hilton's Wireless Prison Phone Calls...
...give a whole new meaning to the term CELL phones!
written by TomFoolery, 25 June 2007
Sordid 'Sicko' Secret Slips
Turns out it's actually morbid maniac Michael Moore's memoirs.
written by TomFoolery, 22 June 2007
Donald Duck fires his personal physician, calling him a Quack. Mini Mouse tells Mickey to get out for refusing to cut the cheese. Pluto disputes media claims that he's really Goofy.
written by TomFoolery, 22 June 2007
Man Survives Bobcat Attack by Choking Animal to Death
Stand-up comic Goldthwaite lost it when heckler pushed him over the edge.
written by TomFoolery, 21 June 2007