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Venezuelan President to Change Country's Name

When the smoke clears on the latest round of constitutional changes, what was once Caracas will become Chavez, capital of the new Kingdom of Hugovia.

written by TomFoolery, 23 August 2007
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Pop Tarts: Beyonce Suffers Wardrobe Malfunction at Canada concert

The ebony enchantress is grateful to Janet Jackson for keeping her 'abreast' of the latest 'coming out' crowd pleasing 'tips.'

written by TomFoolery, 23 August 2007
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Survey: Seniors Enjoying Sex Well Into Their Eighties

However, the vast majority of them don't remember it the next day.

written by TomFoolery, 23 August 2007
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NAACP: Michael Vick Should Return to NFL

Hopefully, what the dastardly dog destroyer will return to the NFL are his lucrative multi-million-dollar contract, his uniform, his endorcements...

written by TomFoolery, 23 August 2007
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Report: Pigeon Poop Contributed to Minnesota Bridge Collapse

Experts claim that had the 'birdie byproduct' not helped hold the structure together, it would have collapsed years earlier.

written by TomFoolery, 23 August 2007
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Kentucky Man Wraps Head in Duct Tape as Disguise for Attempted Robbery

But the clown was quick to discover that sometimes there just isn't enough stuff to cover up that much stupid.

written by TomFoolery, 15 August 2007
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Dog Shoots Owner in the Back in Memphis, Tennessee

Black lab was attempting to prevent his master from testifying in Michael Vick dog fighting case.

written by TomFoolery, 01 August 2007
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Canadian Man Survives Suicide Attempt by Chaining Self to Tree

Hoping to be torn limb from limb, the tree, however, refused to cooperate.

written by TomFoolery, 01 August 2007
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Reverend Al Sharpton Defends Michael Vick

Guess the reverend must have a dog in that fight.

written by TomFoolery, 01 August 2007
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Man with almost no brain has led a normal life with a slightly lower than normal IQ, doctors say.

Michael Moore is not just your average half-wit!

written by TomFoolery, 25 July 2007
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Who Let The Dogs Out??

Grand jury indictment declares the winner: Michael Vick!!

written by TomFoolery, 17 July 2007
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British Explorer Becomes First Person to Swim at North Pole

Santa Claus scoffed at the claim: "What do I look like, chopped liver?!"

written by TomFoolery, 17 July 2007
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In Meeting With Atheists, Rep. Ellison Compares President Bush to Hitler

What possessed the congressman's appalling behavior, God only knows!

written by TomFoolery, 17 July 2007
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Georgia Prosecutor Releases Amateur Sex Tape of Teens That Put 17-Year-Old Behind Bars

Be prepared to fork over ten bucks if you want to watch it!

written by TomFoolery, 12 July 2007
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Convicted Iranian Adulterer Stoned to Death

Imported Canadian marijuana used to carry out the sentence.

written by TomFoolery, 11 July 2007
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Canada Has the Most Pot Smokers in Industrialized World

Our neighbor to the north has officially petitioned Cheech and Chong for permission to use "Up In Smoke" as their new national slogan.

written by TomFoolery, 11 July 2007
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Pope: Other Christian Denominations Not True Churches

"And they stole BINGO from us, too," he proclaims!

written by TomFoolery, 11 July 2007
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Katie Couric Bitch Slaps CBS Evening News Editor

Use of word "sputum' beyond blonde bimbo's limited vocabulary, exposes her already obvious 'ditz' factor.

written by TomFoolery, 10 July 2007
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Paris Hilton Claims She Found God In Prison

God, however, stated quite adamantly that He wouldn't be caught dead there!

written by TomFoolery, 28 June 2007
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Tony Blair Ends Decade as Crime Sinister

Oops! Who turned off the spell-checker??!!

written by TomFoolery, 27 June 2007
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Paris Hilton's Wireless Prison Phone Calls...

...give a whole new meaning to the term CELL phones!

written by TomFoolery, 25 June 2007
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Sordid 'Sicko' Secret Slips

Turns out it's actually morbid maniac Michael Moore's memoirs.

written by TomFoolery, 22 June 2007
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Dateline Disney:

Donald Duck fires his personal physician, calling him a Quack. Mini Mouse tells Mickey to get out for refusing to cut the cheese. Pluto disputes media claims that he's really Goofy.

written by TomFoolery, 22 June 2007
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Man Survives Bobcat Attack by Choking Animal to Death

Stand-up comic Goldthwaite lost it when heckler pushed him over the edge.

written by TomFoolery, 21 June 2007
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