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Network Executives Merge Genres and Create the "Reality TV Infomercial"

Lindsay Lohan will sell designer prison clothing on her new show.

written by Jalapenoman, 12 July 2010
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NFL Bans Vuvuzelas Before Preseason Even Starts

Just because they are both named "football" doesn't mean that the NFL fans are hooligans or as stupid as the vuvuzela players.

written by Jalapenoman, 26 June 2010
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NFL Bans Vuvuzelas Before Preseason Even Starts

Commissioner says "we'd rather have our fans use the more traditional noise makers, like thunder sticks and canned air horns."

written by Jalapenoman, 26 June 2010
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NFL Bans Vuvuzelas Before Preseason Even Starts

Brett Favre threatens "if anyone sneaks one of those stupid things into a game, I might have to retire again... or unretire... which am I now?"

written by Jalapenoman, 26 June 2010
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NFL Bans Vuvuzelas Before Preseason Even Starts

Jerry Jones and Al Davis to break ranks and have the horns at Cowboy and Raider games.

written by Jalapenoman, 26 June 2010
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NFL Bans Vuvuzelas Before Preseason Even Starts

Commissioner says "Our players, like Terrell Owns and Chad Ocho Cinco, already toot their own horn enough."

written by Jalapenoman, 26 June 2010
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Labor Secretary Says That Undocumented Workers Must Be Paid A Living Wage

Should money be withheld for taxes?

written by Jalapenoman, 23 June 2010
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Labor Secretary Says That Undocumented Workers Must Be Paid A Living Wage

Do they get benefits too?

written by Jalapenoman, 23 June 2010
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Labor Secretary Says That Undocumented Workers Must Be Paid A Living Wage

Does this mean that all of the illegal Mexican maids along the border will get more than $15 a day?

written by Jalapenoman, 23 June 2010
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Labor Secretary Says That Undocumented Workers Must Be Paid A Living Wage

Which will be higher: the fine from the government for hiring illegal aliens or the fine for not paying them "a living wage"?

written by Jalapenoman, 23 June 2010
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Labor Secretary Says That Undocumented Workers Must Be Paid A Living Wage

Does living wage mean higher than minimum wage?

written by Jalapenoman, 23 June 2010
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Labor Secretary Says That Undocumented Workers Must Be Paid A Living Wage

Will they throw rocks at you if you don't?

written by Jalapenoman, 23 June 2010
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Labor Secretary Says That Undocumented Workers Must Be Paid A Living Wage

....but what if they apply for a job with the Border Patrol?

written by Jalapenoman, 23 June 2010
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Labor Secretary Says That Undocumented Workers Must Be Paid A Living Wage

....but what if their job is in Arizona?

written by Jalapenoman, 23 June 2010
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Labor Secretary Says That Undocumented Workers Must Be Paid A Living Wage

... never mind that it is illegal to hire them in the first place.

written by Jalapenoman, 23 June 2010
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Labor Secretary Says That Undocumented Workers Must Be Paid Living Wage

....never mind that they can't fill out an I-9 form.

written by Jalapenoman, 23 June 2010
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On first anniversary of his death, Michael Jackson's mother makes a confession

"I shouldn't have let Jermaine and Tito kick him in the balls to make him sing higher notes. Turns out he liked it!"

written by Jalapenoman, 23 June 2010
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On first anniversary of his death, Michael Jackson's mother makes a confession

"With Michael, it was never boys will be boys. It was always boys will do boys."

written by Jalapenoman, 23 June 2010
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On first anniversary of his death, Michael Jackson's mother makes a confession

"When the kids would play, one wanted to grow up to be a fireman and another wanted to be an astronaut. Michael always wanted to grow up to be a rich, white woman."

written by Jalapenoman, 23 June 2010
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On first anniversary of his death, Michael Jackson's mother makes a confession

"I should have known that something was wrong when the kids played Cowboys and Indians and they always made Michael be Doc Holliday's girlfriend, Big Nose Kate."

written by Jalapenoman, 23 June 2010
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On first anniversary of his death, Michael Jackson's mother makes a confession

"I should have known Michael had a drug problem when I learned that, instead of a medicine cabinet, he had a medicine walk-in closet."

written by Jalapenoman, 23 June 2010
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On first anniversary of his death, Michael Jackson's mother makes a confession

"I should have known that something was up when Michael used to change the lyrics and sing I like little butts and I cannot lie..."

written by Jalapenoman, 23 June 2010
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On first anniversary of his death, Michael Jackson's mother makes a confession

"Michael wouldn't have turned out the way he did if I'd insisted that Joe spank him like normal kids, instead of pounding away at his bottom."

written by Jalapenoman, 23 June 2010
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On first anniversary of his death, Michael Jackson's mother makes a confession

"When he was growing up, I made the mistake of discouraging him in his goal.... to be a Catholic Priest."

written by Jalapenoman, 23 June 2010
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