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Some Amish Do Use Electricity

An Amish Internet site reports that it gets about 17 hits a week.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
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Kirstie Alley Says A Drone Spied On Her

She said that she read an article on the Internet stating that she wears size 26 panties and added that no one, but no one knew that fact.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
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Taylor Swift Talks About Her Ankle Freckle

T-Swizzle recently revealed to Larry King on The Viagra View that she has a tiny freckle on her left ankle that amazingly resembles Kanye "The Pest" West.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
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Kim Jong Un Misses Jay Leno

The leader of North Korea has commented that now that Jay Leno is no longer the host of The Tonight Show he has stopped watching it. He added that new host Jimmy Fallon is just way too fidgety.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
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David Letterman Reveals Who He Would Marry If He Wasn't Already Married

The gap-toothed talk show host says he would marry Kat Von D because he is tremendously attracted to women with weird-looking tattoos.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
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Bill Maher Claims That President Obama Is Not Black

Maher said that Obama's mother was a white blonde woman and his father was Don Knotts.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
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Vice-President Joe Biden's Twerk Choice

When Vice-President Biden was asked who he would like to be twerked by, he smiled and said...Kim Kardashian. His wife overheard him and added, that it would be his first and LAST twerk.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
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Female Lions Do 90 Percent of The Hunting

Male lions just basically sit and roar loudly conveying to the female lion, "Hey hon, what's for dinner?"

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
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Egyptians Trained Baboons To Wait On Tables

The practice was stopped when the baboons started demanding tips.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
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Belguim Cracks Down On Illegal Aliens

They plan to fly them all back to Mexico, Central America, and South America.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
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The Male Rhinoceros Is Actually A Very Docile Animal

Unless someone refers to it as fat and then it becomes one mean son-of-a-bitch.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
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An Interesting Fact About The Neck of A Giraffe

If all of the veins in a giraffe's neck were placed end to end they would reach from Tarzana, California all the way to Hackensack, New Jersey.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
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Cattle Branding Was First Practiced 4,000 Years Ago

The first cattle stampede however did not occur until May 29, 1847.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
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Referendum May See Venice Elect To Secede From Italy

The Italian government says if Venice secedes the canals will all be totally drained of water.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
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Donald Trump Hints He May Run For President In 2016

Joan "The Queen of Mean" Rivers remarks that the Trumpster will certainly get the ugly hair vote.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 March 2014
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The Golden Gate Bridge To Add Nets To Save Jumpers

Reports state suicide prone individuals are furious and some plan to sue.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 March 2014
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Governor Jan Brewer Comments That Her Veto Pen Still Has Ink

The NFL says go ahead and take your best shot lady and say adios to next year's Super Bowl.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 March 2014
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Ann Coulter Turns Down A Commercial

Coulter replies she has never heard of Countess Cordelia Diet Bottled Water and besides the company is owned by Democrats.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 March 2014
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CNN Poll: Rand Paul Is On Top

Sarah Palin is on the bottom.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 March 2014
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Andy Dick To Change His Last Name

Andy Dick says that to avoid all of the vulgar jokes, he is changing his surname to Wiener.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 March 2014
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Demi Moore Says She's The Best Cougar In All of Tinsel Town

...and the most self-centered, conceited, arrogant, pompous and did I say conceited?

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 March 2014
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South Korea Makes A Tasty Statement

South Korea says that to show its support for the Ukraine, it will no longer be importing Russian Salad Dressing.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 March 2014
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Condoleezza Rice Hits The Nail On The Head

Condoleezza Rice says the Republican Party needs to ban Sarah Palin because her lack of geographic knowledge is embarrassing as hell.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 March 2014
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Donnie Trump Got His Feelings Hurt

Donald Trump is demanding that people stop referring to his hair as "The Hairdo From Hell."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 March 2014
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