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Some Amish Do Use Electricity
An Amish Internet site reports that it gets about 17 hits a week.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
Kirstie Alley Says A Drone Spied On Her
She said that she read an article on the Internet stating that she wears size 26 panties and added that no one, but no one knew that fact.
Taylor Swift Talks About Her Ankle Freckle
T-Swizzle recently revealed to Larry King on The Viagra View that she has a tiny freckle on her left ankle that amazingly resembles Kanye "The Pest" West.
Kim Jong Un Misses Jay Leno
The leader of North Korea has commented that now that Jay Leno is no longer the host of The Tonight Show he has stopped watching it. He added that new host Jimmy Fallon is just way too fidgety.
David Letterman Reveals Who He Would Marry If He Wasn't Already Married
The gap-toothed talk show host says he would marry Kat Von D because he is tremendously attracted to women with weird-looking tattoos.
Bill Maher Claims That President Obama Is Not Black
Maher said that Obama's mother was a white blonde woman and his father was Don Knotts.
Vice-President Joe Biden's Twerk Choice
When Vice-President Biden was asked who he would like to be twerked by, he smiled and said...Kim Kardashian. His wife overheard him and added, that it would be his first and LAST twerk.
Female Lions Do 90 Percent of The Hunting
Male lions just basically sit and roar loudly conveying to the female lion, "Hey hon, what's for dinner?"
Egyptians Trained Baboons To Wait On Tables
The practice was stopped when the baboons started demanding tips.
Belguim Cracks Down On Illegal Aliens
They plan to fly them all back to Mexico, Central America, and South America.
The Male Rhinoceros Is Actually A Very Docile Animal
Unless someone refers to it as fat and then it becomes one mean son-of-a-bitch.
An Interesting Fact About The Neck of A Giraffe
If all of the veins in a giraffe's neck were placed end to end they would reach from Tarzana, California all the way to Hackensack, New Jersey.
Cattle Branding Was First Practiced 4,000 Years Ago
The first cattle stampede however did not occur until May 29, 1847.
Referendum May See Venice Elect To Secede From Italy
The Italian government says if Venice secedes the canals will all be totally drained of water.
Donald Trump Hints He May Run For President In 2016
Joan "The Queen of Mean" Rivers remarks that the Trumpster will certainly get the ugly hair vote.
The Golden Gate Bridge To Add Nets To Save Jumpers
Reports state suicide prone individuals are furious and some plan to sue.
Governor Jan Brewer Comments That Her Veto Pen Still Has Ink
The NFL says go ahead and take your best shot lady and say adios to next year's Super Bowl.
Ann Coulter Turns Down A Commercial
Coulter replies she has never heard of Countess Cordelia Diet Bottled Water and besides the company is owned by Democrats.
CNN Poll: Rand Paul Is On Top
Sarah Palin is on the bottom.
Andy Dick To Change His Last Name
Andy Dick says that to avoid all of the vulgar jokes, he is changing his surname to Wiener.
Demi Moore Says She's The Best Cougar In All of Tinsel Town
...and the most self-centered, conceited, arrogant, pompous and did I say conceited?
South Korea Makes A Tasty Statement
South Korea says that to show its support for the Ukraine, it will no longer be importing Russian Salad Dressing.
Condoleezza Rice Hits The Nail On The Head
Condoleezza Rice says the Republican Party needs to ban Sarah Palin because her lack of geographic knowledge is embarrassing as hell.
Donnie Trump Got His Feelings Hurt
Donald Trump is demanding that people stop referring to his hair as "The Hairdo From Hell."