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Bernie Sanders Breaks Precedent and Demonstrates His Vision

Campaigning in Brooklyn, Bernie broke with custom & washed his only pair of underwear in the East River.Pounding on his skivvies with rock, he showed how we'll all do laundry in his Socialist utopia.

written by Trinculoman, 18 April 2016

Emperor Calls For More Rubah-Dub-Dub

His Supreme Wetness, Barack I, ensconced in the Royal Hot Tub, sent Queen of Sheba S Rice out for a bigger sponge to rub away the fresh imprint of the Russian Mig that buzzed the Tub.

written by Trinculoman, 18 April 2016

The Donald Touts His Military Creds

His Trumpiness bellows he's "militaristic!" 'Course he is -- he colors his hair with Agent Orange.

written by Trinculoman, 12 February 2016

Chris Hitchens Returns as Ghost of Verity Past with a Message

Wearing an ashen hoodie & smoking an e-ciggie, Hitch held forth: "Verily I tell you, Islamic terror is reality of the time; the deceit is Hillary, who is a lie herself." Hitch then vanished in vapor.

written by Trinculoman, 21 December 2015

Chicago Potentate Seeks Guidance from Former Ruler-Mentors

R Emanuel-Chitown Ruler facing extermination-went to Emperor Alumnus&Supreme Bubbaness Clinton and his erstwhile consort Wicked Witch of Hillary State for counselling on ethics & integrity.It figures.

written by Trinculoman, 19 December 2015

Inquiring Minds Want to Know the Latest About the Trump-Putin Romance

Our correspondent in Moscow just got word that Donny and Vladdy plan an exciting getaway at Vladdy's Sochi dacha. After steamy tryst acrobatics they'll unwind by shooting more missiles into Ukraine.

written by Trinculoman, 18 December 2015

O'Reilly and Trump Hold Their Own Intense Debate

The Donald Huckster-in-Chief and Bill Spinmeister-in-Chief had a heated exchange debating which had the most stupid group of followers, nearly coming to blows 'til Jerry Springer said: "It's a draw."

written by Trinculoman, 16 December 2015

Special Forces Vets Make a Recommendation to Trump

Seals & Rangers went to a Trump rally to urge that, when King Abdullah of Jordan next comes to US,The Donald should personally frisk and harass the King-also a Special Forces vet-and see what happens.

written by Trinculoman, 09 December 2015

Chicagoland Potentate is Guaranteed Next Gig By Emperor

Rahm Emanuel-under-siege Chicagoland Potentate-has heard from Barack I his next role in Empire is a sure thing. He will be the new Chief Eunuch of Emperor's harem,under whip of Queen-Sheba Susan Rice.

written by Trinculoman, 02 December 2015

While the Emperor Muses, Western Civilization Loses

Barack I soaks in Royal Hot Tub and on his Olympian ego muses, as Queen of Sheba-Susan Rice the Royal parts peruses. While, in the Levant Putin fuses, in the Pacific China oozes, and all ISIS abuses.

written by Trinculoman, 01 December 2015

Trump surges in polls after a striking pledge

The Donald promised to kick ass, take names, and eradicate TV reality shows from American life, if elected President. In fact, he'll ax the Kardashians immediately.

written by Trinculoman, 01 December 2015

Emperor Lolls While Musing on Next Move

Emperor Barack I reclines in the royal hot tub with Queen of Sheba-Susan Rice, as they dream about blaming the deadly ISIS attacks in Paris on a video.Meanwhile, handmaiden Kerry slathers oil on both.

written by Trinculoman, 18 November 2015

Latest Hillary Texting Discoveries Reported

Recent Hillary recovered online texts show she was sexting with Uma Abadine during the Benghazi attack...guess the fire that killed Ambassador Stevens wasn't hot enough for her.

written by Trinculoman, 06 November 2015

Bubba Clinton Clarifies His Position On the Email Scandal

Caught entering the Playboy Mansion, the former Pres was questioned about his involvement with the now burgeoning Email imbroglio. Bubba's response: "I did not have sex with that server!!!!"

written by Trinculoman, 28 September 2015

Emperor Reminds Pope About Who is What

Emperor Barack I hosted Francis I at the palace. His Royal Egoist did grant that Francis is Pope of the Catholic Church but then reminded the pontiff that he, Barack, is the Pope of Leftist Fascism.

written by Trinculoman, 25 September 2015

Emperor Invites CBS's '60 Minutes' to Tour of His Sanctum Sanctorum

Barack I hosted 60min simperers on a tour of his shrine to dictators, proudly showing a lock of Hitler's hair, Mussolini's scalp wax, and one of Hugo Chavez's colostomy bags.All were prostrate in awe.

written by Trinculoman, 18 August 2015

Clinton and Trump Plan For the Future Post-16 Election

NY reports The Donald and Hill are jointly collaborating on a book titled "Prevaricating to Bamboozle Dumb-Cluck Yahoos for Fun and Profit."Based on polls to date, future sales are assured.

written by Trinculoman, 17 August 2015

Post GOP Debate Rand Paul Is Engaged in Doing What He Loves

Aided by Chris Christie during the GOP debate, Rand Paul is now pursuing his passion and has turned it into an entrepreneurial venture. He's now blowing hot air into Hot Air balloons for profit,

written by Trinculoman, 15 August 2015

Planned Parenthood (PPH) Signs A Contract For Collection of More Parts

Due to dire demand for baby organs,PPH inked a deal with Russian Mob Czar Kingich Herodski to kill newborn babies of all Tea Party-ites. Progressive homes to be passed over by posting Barack I pics.

written by Trinculoman, 29 July 2015

Ex-Congresswoman Demands More Body Parts ASAP

Ex-Cong, perpetual flap-jaw, & perennial Washington gadfly Jane Harmon spouts her demands to Planned Parenthood for more'n'better parts from aborted foetuses to treat her advancing case of Alsheimers.

written by Trinculoman, 20 July 2015

Emperor Proclaims Cuba Is Part of the Empire & Announces A New Celebration

Barack I proclaimed Cuba is now part of his Empire. The Emperor also revealed that henceforward July will be KissACastroOnThe Ass month, so all dutiful serfs in the Empire had better pucker up PDQ.

written by Trinculoman, 01 July 2015

Imperial Palace Announces New Prestigious Appointment

Barack I has named Justice John Roberts as Lord Chancellor of Obamacare with specific authority to condemn all those AntiO'Carelamic terrorists to be waterboarded in perpetuity at Guantanamo Bay Keep.

written by Trinculoman, 30 June 2015

Trump Announces Post-Presidential Election Mandate

His Donaldship revealed:new Capital will be Atlantic City renamed Trumptopia; guys must wear Trump wigs; gals must wear skimpy handmaiden togs & be his 'Apprentices';and Rosie O'Donnell to be skinned.

written by Trinculoman, 30 June 2015

Supreme Court Will Issue Definitive Decision Next Tuesday

At end of 2015 term US Supreme Court will issue its most definitive decision to date,mandating that all in US must now be GAY.Activists celebrate,while religious adherents prep for guerilla warfare.

written by Trinculoman, 28 June 2015
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