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While the Emperor Muses, Western Civilization Loses

Barack I soaks in Royal Hot Tub and on his Olympian ego muses, as Queen of Sheba-Susan Rice the Royal parts peruses. While, in the Levant Putin fuses, in the Pacific China oozes, and all ISIS abuses.

written by Trinculoman, 01 December 2015

Trump surges in polls after a striking pledge

The Donald promised to kick ass, take names, and eradicate TV reality shows from American life, if elected President. In fact, he'll ax the Kardashians immediately.

written by Trinculoman, 01 December 2015

Emperor Lolls While Musing on Next Move

Emperor Barack I reclines in the royal hot tub with Queen of Sheba-Susan Rice, as they dream about blaming the deadly ISIS attacks in Paris on a video.Meanwhile, handmaiden Kerry slathers oil on both.

written by Trinculoman, 18 November 2015

Latest Hillary Texting Discoveries Reported

Recent Hillary recovered online texts show she was sexting with Uma Abadine during the Benghazi attack...guess the fire that killed Ambassador Stevens wasn't hot enough for her.

written by Trinculoman, 06 November 2015

Bubba Clinton Clarifies His Position On the Email Scandal

Caught entering the Playboy Mansion, the former Pres was questioned about his involvement with the now burgeoning Email imbroglio. Bubba's response: "I did not have sex with that server!!!!"

written by Trinculoman, 28 September 2015

Emperor Reminds Pope About Who is What

Emperor Barack I hosted Francis I at the palace. His Royal Egoist did grant that Francis is Pope of the Catholic Church but then reminded the pontiff that he, Barack, is the Pope of Leftist Fascism.

written by Trinculoman, 25 September 2015

Emperor Invites CBS's '60 Minutes' to Tour of His Sanctum Sanctorum

Barack I hosted 60min simperers on a tour of his shrine to dictators, proudly showing a lock of Hitler's hair, Mussolini's scalp wax, and one of Hugo Chavez's colostomy bags.All were prostrate in awe.

written by Trinculoman, 18 August 2015

Clinton and Trump Plan For the Future Post-16 Election

NY reports The Donald and Hill are jointly collaborating on a book titled "Prevaricating to Bamboozle Dumb-Cluck Yahoos for Fun and Profit."Based on polls to date, future sales are assured.

written by Trinculoman, 17 August 2015

Post GOP Debate Rand Paul Is Engaged in Doing What He Loves

Aided by Chris Christie during the GOP debate, Rand Paul is now pursuing his passion and has turned it into an entrepreneurial venture. He's now blowing hot air into Hot Air balloons for profit,

written by Trinculoman, 15 August 2015

Planned Parenthood (PPH) Signs A Contract For Collection of More Parts

Due to dire demand for baby organs,PPH inked a deal with Russian Mob Czar Kingich Herodski to kill newborn babies of all Tea Party-ites. Progressive homes to be passed over by posting Barack I pics.

written by Trinculoman, 29 July 2015

Ex-Congresswoman Demands More Body Parts ASAP

Ex-Cong, perpetual flap-jaw, & perennial Washington gadfly Jane Harmon spouts her demands to Planned Parenthood for more'n'better parts from aborted foetuses to treat her advancing case of Alsheimers.

written by Trinculoman, 20 July 2015

Emperor Proclaims Cuba Is Part of the Empire & Announces A New Celebration

Barack I proclaimed Cuba is now part of his Empire. The Emperor also revealed that henceforward July will be KissACastroOnThe Ass month, so all dutiful serfs in the Empire had better pucker up PDQ.

written by Trinculoman, 01 July 2015

Imperial Palace Announces New Prestigious Appointment

Barack I has named Justice John Roberts as Lord Chancellor of Obamacare with specific authority to condemn all those AntiO'Carelamic terrorists to be waterboarded in perpetuity at Guantanamo Bay Keep.

written by Trinculoman, 30 June 2015

Trump Announces Post-Presidential Election Mandate

His Donaldship revealed:new Capital will be Atlantic City renamed Trumptopia; guys must wear Trump wigs; gals must wear skimpy handmaiden togs & be his 'Apprentices';and Rosie O'Donnell to be skinned.

written by Trinculoman, 30 June 2015

Supreme Court Will Issue Definitive Decision Next Tuesday

At end of 2015 term US Supreme Court will issue its most definitive decision to date,mandating that all in US must now be GAY.Activists celebrate,while religious adherents prep for guerilla warfare.

written by Trinculoman, 28 June 2015

Santorum's Presidential Key Wish Evokes Classic Movie Character

Close insiders at Campaign Santorum know that their hopeful's key wish for a Presidential victory would be like that of the Scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz -- to somehow obtain a brain.

written by Trinculoman, 27 June 2015

Rand Paul Plans For the Future Post-Presidential Race

When his Presidential aspirations finally flush out, Rand Paul plans to team up with his Dad to go on the road with a dual crackpot Libertarian rapping act called The Hillbilly Isolato-Fed Busters.

written by Trinculoman, 27 June 2015

Secretary Kerry Off to Paris In Preparation for Vienna

Kerry is off to Paris to refresh his slime factor in the sewers, then it's on to Vienna to slither into a nukeselloutscam with Iranian terrorists. All cheer at Emperor's court; while Mideast shudders.

written by Trinculoman, 26 June 2015

Sons of Olaf Move to Raise Norwegian Flag Over St. Paul Thwarted

St.Paul,MN:Raising the Norse flag over the capital was thwarted by a band of Somalis who stormed the State House, demanding that their flag be hoisted,but were yet stymied by intrepid Golden Gophers.

written by Trinculoman, 25 June 2015

Rory McIlroy's Strategy for The Open Has Leaked

Anonymous source from McIlroy's Golf Team reveals #1's plan for the upcoming Open: Soaking Justin Spieth's haggis with milk of magnesia. So, just after the Juster ties off, he's hellbound for the loo.

written by Trinculoman, 24 June 2015

Pope's Encyclical Breaks New Ground for Vatican Ventures

CEO Francis of Catholicism Inc,DBA Vatican Ventures hyped VVs latest spinoff: GenuFlectaForecast. His Popeship will be key anchor on the VV Web channel,touting 24/7 the moral hazard of climate change.

written by Trinculoman, 22 June 2015

Brian Williams Finds A Suitable Broadcast Home

Outcast Williams will join the denizens of the MSNBC loony bin, finding an apt dive among likes of Feminazi Madow, Fraudster Sharpton, and Loony Matthews. All TV bozos in one venue: a bizarre nirvana.

written by Trinculoman, 19 June 2015

Sanders Gains on Hillary in National Demo Polling

Bernice(nee nie)Sanders gained on Hillary in latest polls.Given B's transgender move& Caitlin Jenner spiking a TG Repubslot,the Queen of Flip/Flop mulls her next gambit,tasking RuPaul as a consultant.

written by Trinculoman, 10 June 2015

Emperor Castigates High Court in Advance for Likely Anti-Imperial Decision

Barack I rails at Court decision that's not been issued yet.Emperor vents spleen at a pending decision that might render void key parts of Barack'sBetterGetYourAssCovered edict,says "Get Gitmo ready!"

written by Trinculoman, 09 June 2015
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