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Exclusive Washington DC Club Reveals Two Prime Candidates for Its Highest Honor

Nation's Capital Gluteus Maximizers Club recently announced two of their most famous members--Senator Al Franken & President H W Bush--are in keen competition for the 2018 Grabasser of the Year award.

written by Trinculoman, 24 November 2017
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Congressman Conyers's Predatory Sexual Harassing Misunderstood

Former female staffer of Conyers reports being called into his DC office only to find him wearing only boxers. But she didn't know he was only practicing to be Chief Underpants Officer of the House.

written by Trinculoman, 23 November 2017
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Charlie Rose Plans a Redemptive Thanksgiving Weekend

Fired sexual predator Rose has time now to reflect on his heinous deeds. So, Charlie has invited all the former interns he harassed/molested to his Long Island estate for a Holiday Expose-all-Fest.

written by Trinculoman, 22 November 2017
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LA Mayor & City Council Tout New Tourist Attraction

City of Angels has one more attraction to draw tourists downtown--Shit on the Streets. The ever increasing LA homeless are doing their best to make tourists welcome by defecating wherever they please.

written by Trinculoman, 22 November 2017
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Fox News on the Cutting Edge of Smell-O-Vision

Fox scores smell-through in odorous airing of proto-Old Fart Bill Bennett.Gasser Bill exudes lethal bombs,as he lamely effuses on current events, plugging his prior tome: A Book of My Virtuous Farts.

written by Trinculoman, 21 November 2017
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Previously Unknown Angle on Clinton Funding of Fusion GPS Now Revealed

Clinton campaign paid not only to tell lies about Trump in Russia, but also paid Agent Steele to pimp for Bubba in Moscow after $500K speech. Real narrative is about Bubba shagging Russki whores.

written by Trinculoman, 29 October 2017
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New Yorker Mag Sinks to Lowest Depth Yet

New Yorker advocates treason by headlining traitorous trannie Chelsea Manning in their forthcoming annual radical chic group grope. Surely Pardoned in Chief Obama will be there as Chelsea's date.

written by Trinculoman, 07 September 2017
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Pelosi now has major competition for Queen of Cuts and Not So Good Paste Jobs

Pelosi is revving up plans for more mug slits'n'glues, cuz Mika Brzezinski has gained the edge in the title for Queen of Cuts and Not So Good Face Paste Jobs. Both have emptied Amazon of clay stock.

written by Trinculoman, 30 June 2017
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D List Comedian Kathy Griffin Finds New Gig in Remote Venue

Griffin scored what looks like a perma-gig in Nontetepapandia- former French African colony. Kathster will serve,Salome-like, as slave to the King, serving up roasted heads for court consumption.

written by Trinculoman, 19 June 2017
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James Comey will now leverage his prosecutorial acumen on TV

Ex-FBI Director Comey will appear on NoCrimeTV. A preview of his 1st show indicates he will explain how Hitler, Pol Pot, Stalin, and the 911 Hijackers were not guilty of crimes due to lack of intent.

written by Trinculoman, 12 May 2017
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Prudent Diagnosis for Fox News's Judge Janine

To palliate the manic verbal eruptions spewing from Fox News's Judge Janine, she should reduce her testosterone ejections every Saturday from six to one, and cut back to only one cup of expresso.

written by Trinculoman, 01 April 2017
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Freedom Caucus Members Seek Asylum with Marie LaPen

After scuttling Trump's O-Care replacement plan,Freedom Caucus-ers fled to France,pleading to be taken in at LaPen's ultra-Right,Non-Tous-Le-Temps commune.Trump sent ex-seal Marcus Lutrell in pursuit.

written by Trinculoman, 25 March 2017
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Pelosi Regains a Key Role in Progresso-Dystopia

Minority Leader Pelosi,but Maestro of Senility,regains her slot as the Wicked Witch of ObamaCare in the realm of Progresso-Dystopia. She is attended by Chuck-o Schumer as the Court Fool of Hypocrisy.

written by Trinculoman, 24 March 2017
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Al Franken's Exponential Pinocchios

AL Franken claiming that Jeff Sessions perjured himself is as valid as Al Franken claiming to be elected in a fraud-free election,or claiming to have any erection at all.
M Voltaire

written by Trinculoman, 08 March 2017
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Opining on "Chatti-Newsi-Bullshi-ness"

The phenomenon of "Chatti-Newsi-Bullshi-ness" permeating the airwaves reminds one of a swarm of angry wasps in search of a mud-hole that they'll never find.

M. Voltaire

written by Trinculoman, 25 February 2017
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Trump's Latest Deportation Executive Order Rids U.S. of Irrelevant Scum

His fiat rightly rids DC of delirious,brain-dead cretins, incl:C Schumer,N Pelosi,D Feinstein,B Sanders,E Warren,A Franken, R Madow, C Matthews,& all CNN fake news bozos. Republic breathes in relief.

written by Trinculoman, 02 February 2017
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US Dems Demand Specific Cabinet Choice

In hearings US Congress Dems demand an Attorney Bleeding-Heart-in-Chief who'll grant status to all illegal aliens and ensure they vote retroactively for Hillary. Only voter ID required is a navel.

written by Trinculoman, 12 January 2017
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DNC Dufus Duped Again

John Podufus,excampaign mgr.for Hillbot&DNCschlmiel,asked Santafor a cybersecure app,but was duped again via a phishing scam by a Russki icon in red suit&white beard.

written by Trinculoman, 24 December 2016
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Hillary's "Empathy"

Hillary has "empathy" just like a hawk has "empathy" for a vole. M Voltaire

written by Trinculoman, 10 October 2016
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Speedo Makes Fashion Breakthrough with New HillBlimp Swimwear

Post Lohte,Speedo moves on with HillBlimp swimwear modeled by The Hillary. Made from new techno-sailcloth,HillBlimp pantsuit-swimwear can be worn at rallies with a quick amphib-option of sea dunking.

written by Trinculoman, 28 August 2016
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Trump Holds 'Diversity' Council

The Donald presided over his 'Diversity' Council, consisting of his various children from his numerous tribal wives. Not much input from the offspring, though as the Chief bellowed on as usual.

written by Trinculoman, 23 April 2016
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Bernie Sanders Breaks Precedent and Demonstrates His Vision

Campaigning in Brooklyn, Bernie broke with custom & washed his only pair of underwear in the East River.Pounding on his skivvies with rock, he showed how we'll all do laundry in his Socialist utopia.

written by Trinculoman, 18 April 2016
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Emperor Calls For More Rubah-Dub-Dub

His Supreme Wetness, Barack I, ensconced in the Royal Hot Tub, sent Queen of Sheba S Rice out for a bigger sponge to rub away the fresh imprint of the Russian Mig that buzzed the Tub.

written by Trinculoman, 18 April 2016
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The Donald Touts His Military Creds

His Trumpiness bellows he's "militaristic!" 'Course he is -- he colors his hair with Agent Orange.

written by Trinculoman, 12 February 2016


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