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Kim Jong-Un Admits the Real Reason He Told Trump North Korea Would Shut Down Their Nuclear Experiments

Since they are so busy on their new nerve gas experiments, they just don't have time any more!

written by Al N., 05 August 2018
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Rudy Giuliani Says He Isn't Sure if Obstruction of Justice is a Crime or Not

He's also not sure if the President can commit perjury if he really thinks he is telling the truth.

written by Al N., 05 August 2018
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Millions Denied Groceries When Shopping Without I.D.

Because Trump said you need I.D. to buy food now, thousands of stores are now carding everyone.

written by Al N., 02 August 2018
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Trump Calls Up National Guard in Answer to "Witch Hunt"

First step? Storming the courthouse where the Paul Manefort trial is being held!

written by Al N., 02 August 2018
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Trump is Mad When He Can't Cut A Deal With the Mueller Investigation

He wanted to be let off because he promised to throw Jerrod, Donnie, Jr. and Eric under the bus.

written by Al N., 26 July 2018
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Why Does Canada Take All the Bullcrap From Trump?

Because if Trump keeps up his energy policies, Canada will soon be the only habitable place left.

written by Al N., 25 July 2018
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Trump to Bring Back Leaded Gas

What have we got against lead? What if the lead people want to sue us? We must be fair and do this!

written by Al N., 25 July 2018
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Ivanka Trump's Clothing Line to Only Be Available in Russia, North Korea, and China

It's only fair since that's where the children are located that make the clothing line.

written by Al N., 25 July 2018
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Russian Immigrant Surprised Americans Didn't Know About the Trump P-Tape

"It's been playing on Russian TV for a year!" said the recent immigrant.

written by Al N., 24 July 2018
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North Korea Jealous of Iran After Trump Threatens Iran on Twitter

"You're threatening Iran? What is North Korea--chopped liver?" tweeted Kim Jong-un's Jewish aunt.

written by Al N., 24 July 2018
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Trump to Declare War on Iran to Cover Up Mueller Probe

This is having the desired effect of making reporters scared to investigate any more bad Trump news.

written by Al N., 23 July 2018
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Trump to Continue Dictator Tour

There are still a few dictators in the world that Trump hasn't groveled to.

written by Al N., 17 July 2018
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EPA Former Head Scott Pruitt Puts a Doomsday Bomb Into the Environment

"Did you think I was just going to sit in my wife's Chick-A-Fil and pay for my own flights?" he said

written by Al N., 10 July 2018
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Trump Wants to Hold Campaign Rally in Toronto

They were done with the planning when someone looked it up and found out Toronto isn't in the U.S.

written by Al N., 10 July 2018
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Melania Escapes Again

"This time she almost made it to the airport" remarked an anonymous Secret Service agent.

written by Al N., 07 July 2018
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Trump Wants to Broadcast Cabinet Meetings

Network officials aren't sure about Trump's idea to include a talent portion to "tweak the ratings."

written by Al N., 07 July 2018
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Shelter Children Imprisoned by Immigration Made to Learn Pledge

The pledge is a promise to obey Trump and never question his actions.

written by Al N., 27 June 2018
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The Three Stooges Estate Sues Trump Family

Because calling Eric, Don, Jr., and Jarrad Kushner the new 3 Stooges is an insult to the 3 Stooges!

written by Al N., 26 June 2018
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Trump Cabinet Doesn't Deny They Have a Secretary of Astrology

Republicans have been required to have daily horoscopes since Mrs. Reagan insisted Ronnie have one.

written by Al N., 26 June 2018
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Trump Thinks He Met With Kim Jong-Un Twice

He had to be reminded that one of the Kims he met with was Kim Kardashian.

written by Al N., 25 June 2018
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Kim Jong-Un Will Name Next Nuclear Missile For Trump

The exact name for the missile will be "Orange Clown."

written by Al N., 25 June 2018
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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.

written by Al N., 19 June 2018
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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Paul Manafort, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.

written by Al N., 17 June 2018
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Trump Takes the U.S. Out of the U.N.

Trump then deports all the non-citizens & orders everyone else out of the U.N. Building in 24 hours.

written by Al N., 13 June 2018


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