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Cannibal Cop Arrested In Germany

Apparently when he was interviewed by detectives, he slipped up and put his "foot in his mouth" . . . . . .
correction, he had someone's foot in his mouth.

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 01 December 2013
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Women Get Into Black Friday Stun Gun Fight Inside the Mall

Several shoppers witnessed this shocking event.

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 01 December 2013
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Connie Mack Eyes Trey Radel's House Seat

. . . to see if what's left of an "eight ball" fell between the cushions.

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 27 November 2013
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Police Chief to be Shot with Taser to Raise Money

Brilliant! Absolutely Brilliant! Unprecedented money making scheme. Why didn't somebody think of this one sooner. It's going to bring in unfathomable amounts of cash.

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 27 November 2013
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1 in 10 Twitter Accounts are Fake

. . . shocking!

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 27 November 2013
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Cops Nab Suspect in Dunkin' Donuts Holdups

Duhhhhh . . .

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 27 November 2013
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MSN HEADLINE: A RABBI WHOSE GOOD FRIEND BECAME POPE-

I began reading article. It took entirely too long to get to the punchline. I'm not sure if there even was one. Work on your timing, MSN.

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 26 November 2013
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MTV Series Focuses on Lives of Sperm Donor Kids

Like absentee father's children? OHHHH, they mean, like ACTUAL kids that were the product of sperm donation. Yeah, that's relatable to a broad audience. Good job Mtv!

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 26 November 2013
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Chew More, Eat Less? Study Finds Slow Eaters Slimmer.

The study also found their servers slimmer as well, because slower eaters cause less table turnover, causing less potential for tip earnings. It's a win all around.

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 25 November 2013
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Bar Owner Fatally Shoots Country Singer Over Cigarette

Was this headline's content stolen from an actual song?

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 25 November 2013
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Blow by Blow: 10 Politicians Linked to Cocaine

Get it, "Blow". Clever, media, clever.

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 24 November 2013
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US Congresswoman Mugged in Washington

. . .by a congressman on a cocaine rage. Hey-ohhhh!

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 23 November 2013
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Texas Board of Education Casting Critical Votes on Science Textbooks Teaching Evolution

Really?! It might be a good idea to teach theories based on SCIENTIFIC FACT in SCIENCE classes and leave the SciFi and Fantasy in the Literature curriculum.

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 23 November 2013
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Arizona Child Abuse Reports Botched; Probe Urged

Is it just me or is the wording on this headline, just . . . well, wrong.

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 23 November 2013
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WINTER DRIVING ADVISORY: Omaha Cites Primary Reason for Automobile Accidents- Visibility Issues

It is difficult to see the road when one's head is up one's ass.

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 22 November 2013
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Amsterdam Pays Alcoholics BEER to Clean Streets

There's not enough overtime hours to go around.

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 22 November 2013
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Harvard Study: Nuts May Reduce Risk of Death

Welcome news to porn stars.

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 21 November 2013
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No National Launch for McRib Amid Menu Changeup

A lot of stoners are, like, really bummed about this one dude.

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 21 November 2013
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Gold Bars Worth $1 Million Found In Plane Lavatory

News that is definitely "worth a sh#t!"

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 21 November 2013
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Pilots and Controllers to be Screened by FAA for Sleep Apnea

Well, probably a good idea now that commercial flight is out of the early stages.

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 21 November 2013
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Church Pastor Upset at Costco Classifying Bible as "Fiction"

The discount chain has met opponents half-way by reclassifying the book as "creative nonfiction."

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 21 November 2013
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Utah Town Forgets to Hold an Election

"Well . . . these things happen," says local guy.

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 21 November 2013
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North Pole Scandal Just Before Christmas!

Apparently several of Santa's little helpers have been reported tweeting naked "Elfie's".

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 20 November 2013
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Oxford English Dictionary Cites "Selfie" 2013 Word of the Year

Oh, how our language has evolved.

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 20 November 2013
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