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Hillary: Putin "just like Hitler"

Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said that, in her "considered opinion," excpet for Putin's mustache, the Russian president looks "just like Hitler."

written by Gee Pee, 06 March 2014
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Pistorius trial: witnesses heard "loud arguing" before shooting

Witnesses in the Oscar Pistorius trial testified to hearing "loud arguing" before shots were fired. Pistorus' attorneys claim the athlete was "arguing with himself." They didn't comment on the shots.

written by Gee Pee, 04 March 2014
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Putin wants to host new Olympics

Russian president Vladimit ("The Impaler") Putin expressed interest in hosting another Olympics "as soon as possible" as a means of funding his country's invasion of Ukraine.

written by Gee Pee, 04 March 2014
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Californians: enough is enough!

After hiring raindancers to end their drought, Californians, who have endured tornados, flash floods, and tsunamis during the last 48 hours, beg God to cease and desist. "Enough is enough," they pray.

written by Gee Pee, 03 March 2014
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Meliisa Joan Hart's attention-getting strategy

Actress Melissa Joan Hart gained 400 pounds before the Academy Awards so she'd "stand out" on the red carpet.

written by Gee Pee, 03 March 2014
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For the president who has everything

This Christmas, the First Lady is buying hubbie Barack Obummer 144 new pens and a Blackberry smartphone so he can keep "moving forward" in passing legislation without Congressional input.

written by Gee Pee, 02 March 2014
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Millions more Americans enroll in Obummercare

Sick to death of being pestered to enroll, millions of Americans have signed up for Obummercare. The catch is that most don't intend to pay any premiums.

written by Gee Pee, 02 March 2014
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Googel adds NSFW to domain name suffixes

To enhance the Internet search experience, Google now requires sites that feature content related to Miley Cyrus and others of her ilk to use the new ".NSFW" domain name suffice (not safe for work).

written by Gee Pee, 02 March 2014
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Californians reap big benefits from faith

Driven to desperation by drought, Californians hired dowsers to find water. Yesterday and today, their faith was amply rewarded, as floods wash away most of the southern portion of the Golden State.

written by Gee Pee, 02 March 2014
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Pistorius makes appeal

A day before his trial, Oscar Pistorius appealed to the Academy of Motion Piture Arts and Sciences to award him an Oscar for acting innocent of his girlfriend's homicide.

written by Gee Pee, 02 March 2014
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Democrats and Republicans both court voters

With the U. S. Senate hanging in the balance, both Democrats and Republicans both court voters. However, voters remain "uncommitted."

written by Gee Pee, 02 March 2014
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Hillary, Bill, and Monica make three

Noting that the acceptance of gay rights has made "significant progress," Hillary Clinton recently invited Monica "The Mouth" Lewinsky to join her husband Bill and her in a "threesome."

written by Gee Pee, 17 February 2014
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Chelsea Clnton: three's company

Noting that the acceptance of gay rights has made "significant progress," Chelsea Clinton has reportedly had three-way sex with her husband Marc Mezvinsky and her dad's former lover, Monica Lewinsky.

written by Gee Pee, 17 February 2014
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Oregon woman trappedin in "crater" for a week

Sharon Bates, 52, was not dressed when she became "stuck" in a "crater" for a week, but she's survived, wet and "frigid," but unharmed, and vows to continue to perform cunnilingus, despite her ordeal.

written by Gee Pee, 17 February 2014
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Page: read the subtext!

In Sin City, aspiring actress Ellen Page announced "I'm gay," only to hear comedienne Ellen Degeneris retort, "I'm giving up girls," as Taylor Swift rolled her eyes.

written by Gee Pee, 17 February 2014
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Paris Hilton "unintentionally" bares all (again)

During her birthday bash at Hollywood's Greystone Manor, dumb blonde Paris Hilton suffered a "wardrobe malfunction": when she stepped out of her unzipped gown, she ended up in her birthday suit.

written by Gee Pee, 17 February 2014
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Law's exception proves Museveni supports gays

To prove that he is not homophobic, Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni signed into law legislation sentencing homosexuals to life in prison "unless they are hot-looking lesbians."

written by Gee Pee, 17 February 2014
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Maybe if he'd ordered fries with that?

A Hooters restaurant refuses to serve San Diego's sex-addicted mayor, Bob Filner, fearing he may not have meant chicken when he ordered "a breast and a thigh."

written by Gee Pee, 14 August 2013
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After all, there are a lot of sickos in the Golden State

California's Gov. Moonbeam Brown is annoyed at the feds for seizing $2.5 million worth of pot that the cash-strapped state was growing in Topanga State Park for sale for patients' "medical use."

written by Gee Pee, 14 August 2013
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Anthony Weiner offers "services" to Hillary Clinton

Anthony Weiner seeks a role in Hillary Clinton's likely 2016 presidential campaign. "I can keep Bill busy," he said. "All he needs is a couple photos of his presidential staff, and the rest is easy."

written by Gee Pee, 14 August 2013
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Calfornia's transgender rights law lets students determine own sex and gender

Gov. "Moonbeam" Brown signed into law a bill that lets students pick their sex and gender based on whether they prefer to pee seated or standing. The law's a favorite topic among stand-up comics.

written by Gee Pee, 14 August 2013
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Motor City's cops look after their own

Detroit is bankrupt, but it has spent thousands to identify and communicate its female police officers' bra sizes. Commander Love defended the expenditure: "That sort of information is priceless."

written by Gee Pee, 14 August 2013
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Michelle Obama's "poetic" message to America's children

Michelle Obama and her husband's speechwriters are releasing a rap album about eating vegetables. The lyrics are X-rated, and include the chorus, "Doan be fat!/ Eat yo f**kin' spinach, brat!"

written by Gee Pee, 14 August 2013
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Rupert Murdoch may buy Irish newspaper

Rupert Murdoch may buy the Irish Sun. If so, he vows to restore its discontinued "Page 3 Girls" feature, which showed topless models: "I want to restore the breast reading in the British Isles."

written by Gee Pee, 12 August 2013
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