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Dems Employ Reverse-Psychology Strategy

They put forth the opposite of what they really want in hopes that knee-jerk Repubs follow their standard operating principles and go the other way.

written by The Ruling Authority, 19 December 2013
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U.S. Dogs Protest Time Change

Do not understand why they should have to eat one hour later on Standard Time.

written by The Ruling Authority, 03 November 2013
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Pathologist Disects Republican Congressman

Finds enlarged spleen, liver. Heart unaccountably missing. Brain abnormal.

written by The Ruling Authority, 17 October 2013
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Republicans Foreclose on Government

Plan to short-sell stocks, make a bundle when the market crashes.

written by The Ruling Authority, 09 October 2013
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Obama Nominates King Solomon to Supreme Court

Republicans block appointment in Senate, say Solomon too liberal.

written by The Ruling Authority, 09 October 2013
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When Ted Cruz Smiles

Picture the smile of accomplishment of a six-month old boy who just deposited a load in his diaper . . .

written by The Ruling Authority, 07 October 2013
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Republicans to Take Toys, Go Home

After 40 failed attempts to defund Obamacare, House Republicans intend to shut down the government, stick out tongues, and say, "Nyah, nyah, nyah".

written by The Ruling Authority, 20 September 2013
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'Safe Sex' is an Oxymoron

Beware! All sex is inherently risky! Unforeseen consequences abound!

written by The Ruling Authority, 13 September 2013
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In Bizarro-World News Today:

Syria has no chemical weapons and never used them, but is willing to turn them over anyways.

written by The Ruling Authority, 11 September 2013
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Question

Why do they call it a tattoo 'parlor'? Why not a den, or a rec room?

written by The Ruling Authority, 15 August 2013
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Book Banned!

"The Boy's Big Book of Homemade Explosives" has been pulled from middle-school shelves on the grounds of being sexist literature.

written by The Ruling Authority, 01 August 2013
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Last Reporter With Balls Passes Away

When other White House reporters eagerly licked factoid tidbits from the fingers of administration flacks, Helen Thomas was required to wear a sign around her neck that said "Do Not Hand Feed".

written by The Ruling Authority, 22 July 2013
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Pharmaceutical Company Sets New Record!

Tryurluc, the new FDA-approved drug from Dicecast Industries has 784 potential side effects, 50 percent of which have proven fatal in clinical testing.

written by The Ruling Authority, 15 July 2013
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Political Campaign Slogan

Restore Rear-wheel Drive! Vote Republican!

written by The Ruling Authority, 11 July 2013
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