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Colin Kaepernick Time's Man Of The Year

Bravo Time magazine for making Colin Kaepernick Man Of The Year. Almost. While Trump has reduced the U.S. to tatters, Kaepernick exemplifies and remains a beacon of hope for the United States.

written by K.C. Bell, 04 December 2017

Alabama Republican Roy Moore

Would you believe your 14-year-old daughter if she said a 32-year-old man had touched her inappropriately? Or would you call your daughter a liar?

written by K.C. Bell, 11 November 2017

Trump To Pardon Melendez brothers?

What's next? After the Joe Arpaio pardon, will Trump pardon each of the Menendez brothers?

"They were just kids! Kids!!! They won't do it again!"

written by K.C. Bell, 26 August 2017

666 - Isn't Just The Devil's Number

It's the address for the 5th Ave. property Jared Kushner purchased and needed a bailout. When Qatar said NO to a half billion dollar loan, the bloc against Qatar developed. A peacemaker? Still 666.

written by K.C. Bell, 31 July 2017

Trump Says No Transgender People In Military

Trump says transgender people will not be allowed in the military. No offense to transgender people, but isn't Trump the most transgender looking president ever?

written by K.C. Bell, 26 July 2017

The Trump Jr. Russia Meeting Like Night At The Opera

The Trump Jr. meeting appears to resemble the stateroom scene from the Marx brothers film, A Night At The Opera. Everyone was there except the cast from Hamilton.

written by K.C. Bell, 16 July 2017

Message To Marco Rubio:

If you wish to express the incompetence of the President, you must express it in a competent way.

written by K.C. Bell, 09 February 2016

Donald Trump Calls Hillary Clinton A Liar

Donald Trump called Hillary Clinton a liar? This from a guy who promised to love, honor and obey wife number one, wife number two and wife number three.

written by K.C. Bell, 22 December 2015

Who Knew There Was A John Wick In Zen Actor Keanu Reeves?

The good news is that there are plans for a John Wick 2. After losing Diane Keaton to Jack Nicholson in Something's Gotta Give, (a loss that had to be rewarded) along comes John Wick.

written by K.C. Bell, 06 July 2015

Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana

Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana! Sweet! To be alphabetically correct, the choice should have been Princess Charlotte Diana Elizabeth. Did the parents consider Princess Spencer Middleton Windsor?

written by K.C. Bell, 04 May 2015

Boris Nemtsov Murder In Russia

Strangely, 22 CCTV cameras in the Kremlin were 'switched off' for maintenance or gave fuzzy images at the time of Nemtsov murder. Like the CCTV cameras in the Alma tunnel when Princess Diana died.

written by K.C. Bell, 04 March 2015

Boots On The Ground

If Canadian terrorists invaded Washington State, would the United States ask Saudi Arabia to contribute boots on the ground?

written by K.C. Bell, 17 February 2015

You Got A Friend

Please do not send James Taylor to Saudi Arabia to sing You Got A Friend at King Abdullah's funeral. Also, nix the idea when King Salman bin Abdul-Al Saud takes the throne.

written by K.C. Bell, 24 January 2015

Update On Ruble And Feather Race

Houston: The feather has landed. The Russian ruble continues to fall…

written by K.C. Bell, 16 December 2014

Vladimir Putin's Race Between The Ruble And The Feather

If Vladimir Putin were to drop a ruble and a feather from the tenth floor of a building, which would land first?

written by K.C. Bell, 03 December 2014

Ferguson Killing Of A Teenager

Question for police officer Darren Wilson: Would you have left the safety of your squad car to pursue Michael Brown if you did not have a loaded weapon?

written by K.C. Bell, 30 November 2014

Changing The Name Of The Washington Redskins

Would it be indelicate to change the name of the Washington Redskins to the Boehner Redskins?

written by K.C. Bell, 06 October 2013

Separated At Birth, Or

Has anyone ever seen Bill Maher and Julian Assange together in the same room?

written by K.C. Bell, 17 July 2013

IQ Tests For Gun Owners

Since the NRA frowns on background checks for gun owners, maybe they'll approve of IQ tests and prevent the 'wrong' people from purchasing guns?

written by K.C. Bell, 15 July 2013

Andy Murray Wins The Quarter Finals At Wimbledon

Fernando Verdasco had the left handed serve, the first two sets and the hair, but Andy Murray won the quarter-finals at Wimbledon. Bravo Murray.

written by K.C. Bell, 03 July 2013

The Super Bowl Ring And Putin

Suppose Vladimir Putin returns the stolen Super Bowl ring, what are the odds it'll be radioactive?

written by K.C. Bell, 28 June 2013

News Alert For Michael Douglas:

In the interest of privacy and decorum, please do not announce any future plans for knee replacement surgery.

written by K.C. Bell, 07 June 2013


Marriage is the union between two people who love one another, and never entered for monetary, property or political advancement.

written by K.C. Bell, 26 March 2013

Latest On $1 Trillion Platnum Coin

Treasury nixes $1 trillion platinum coin, however, the $1 trillion .95 cents platinum coin is still a maybe.

written by K.C. Bell, 13 January 2013

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