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The Morning After The Mayan Prophecy
Apparently, the Jell-O chocolate pudding placated the gods of the Mayan prophecy.
John McCain Says U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice: "Not too bright"
If Senator John McCain, third from bottom of class at Annapolis, had picked Stanford graduate and Rhodes scholar Susan Rice as his Vice President instead of Sarah Duh, he'd be President right now.
The War Against Susan Rice
Susan Rice is too abrasive to be Secretary of State? Who'd of thought James Baker and Henry Kissinger were two weak-kneed, empty suits, and created policy with the aid of Ouija boards and tea leaves?
The Revenge Of Seamus
The Revenge Of Seamus
Somewhere in dog heaven, the Seamus clan is having a celebration over the Barack Obama win.
Mitt Romney 'Oops' Moment
Right about now: Is Mitt Romney having a giant Texas size Rick Perry 'oops' moment about his pick of Paul Ryan for vice president?
Clint Eastwood Endorses Mitt Romney
The same actor who played a cowboy in Two Mules For Sister Sara, and mistook a hooker for a nun, endorses Mitt Romney for President! Your move Harry; Reid, not Dirty.
Superman And The Phony State Trooper
Obama wasn't left with just the bill for a steak dinner: two wars, the housing market crash and a failed auto industry. Obama is more Superman, than Romney in phony Michigan State Trooper uniform.
Real Working Mom Ann Romney
So how many housemaids, butlers, cooks, gardeners, baby sitters, nannies, window cleaners and tutors did this "couple of Cadillacs" driving mom really have?
Sarah Palin Needs A Road Map
Quick, Sarah Palin needs a road map to find her way to the end of one of her own sentences.
Republicans And The Clint Eastwood Commercial
What happened to all the Republican noise about Clint Eastwood's Super Bowl commercial? Did they lose their "shitzpah" and afraid to make his day?
Pass the mushrooms.
Republicans Taking The Country Back
Republicans insist they want to take the country back. Back? Back where? Guys, clocks run forward. Rockets move forward. Science take society forward. Get with the program.
Hold Onto Your Hat
When anyone begins to refer to himself or herself in 3rd person, hold onto your hat. Lots of hot air will be blowing your way.
Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad
Rick Perry remembered two out of three. That's two more than Sarah Palin.
A real mama grizzly doesn't let her cub get pregnant.
Palin And Playgirl
Seems Sarah Palin couldn't name a single periodical that she read during her interview with Katie Couric. But she does know what goes into Playgirl. Take that, Katie Couric!
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