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Marriage is the union between two people who love one another, and never entered for monetary, property or political advancement.

written by K.C. Bell, 26 March 2013

Latest On $1 Trillion Platnum Coin

Treasury nixes $1 trillion platinum coin, however, the $1 trillion .95 cents platinum coin is still a maybe.

written by K.C. Bell, 13 January 2013

The Morning After The Mayan Prophecy

Apparently, the Jell-O chocolate pudding placated the gods of the Mayan prophecy.

written by K.C. Bell, 22 December 2012

John McCain Says U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice: "Not too bright"

If Senator John McCain, third from bottom of class at Annapolis, had picked Stanford graduate and Rhodes scholar Susan Rice as his Vice President instead of Sarah Duh, he'd be President right now.

written by K.C. Bell, 25 November 2012

The War Against Susan Rice

Susan Rice is too abrasive to be Secretary of State? Who'd of thought James Baker and Henry Kissinger were two weak-kneed, empty suits, and created policy with the aid of Ouija boards and tea leaves?

written by K.C. Bell, 25 November 2012

The Revenge Of Seamus

The Revenge Of Seamus

Somewhere in dog heaven, the Seamus clan is having a celebration over the Barack Obama win.

written by K.C. Bell, 10 November 2012

Mitt Romney 'Oops' Moment

Right about now: Is Mitt Romney having a giant Texas size Rick Perry 'oops' moment about his pick of Paul Ryan for vice president?

written by K.C. Bell, 21 August 2012

Clint Eastwood Endorses Mitt Romney

The same actor who played a cowboy in Two Mules For Sister Sara, and mistook a hooker for a nun, endorses Mitt Romney for President! Your move Harry; Reid, not Dirty.

written by K.C. Bell, 04 August 2012

Superman And The Phony State Trooper

Obama wasn't left with just the bill for a steak dinner: two wars, the housing market crash and a failed auto industry. Obama is more Superman, than Romney in phony Michigan State Trooper uniform.

written by K.C. Bell, 13 June 2012

Real Working Mom Ann Romney

So how many housemaids, butlers, cooks, gardeners, baby sitters, nannies, window cleaners and tutors did this "couple of Cadillacs" driving mom really have?

written by K.C. Bell, 12 April 2012

Sarah Palin Needs A Road Map

Quick, Sarah Palin needs a road map to find her way to the end of one of her own sentences.

written by K.C. Bell, 09 March 2012

Republicans And The Clint Eastwood Commercial

What happened to all the Republican noise about Clint Eastwood's Super Bowl commercial? Did they lose their "shitzpah" and afraid to make his day?

Pass the mushrooms.

written by K.C. Bell, 10 February 2012

Republicans Taking The Country Back

Republicans insist they want to take the country back. Back? Back where? Guys, clocks run forward. Rockets move forward. Science take society forward. Get with the program.

written by K.C. Bell, 09 February 2012

Hold Onto Your Hat

When anyone begins to refer to himself or herself in 3rd person, hold onto your hat. Lots of hot air will be blowing your way.

written by K.C. Bell, 19 November 2011

Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad

Rick Perry remembered two out of three. That's two more than Sarah Palin.

written by K.C. Bell, 14 November 2011

Mama Grizzly?

A real mama grizzly doesn't let her cub get pregnant.

written by K.C. Bell, 31 August 2011

Palin And Playgirl

Seems Sarah Palin couldn't name a single periodical that she read during her interview with Katie Couric. But she does know what goes into Playgirl. Take that, Katie Couric!

written by K.C. Bell, 01 November 2009

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