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US Government Partial Shutdown

So more a Government Log-Off then

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 02 October 2013
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"Who is the 'white widow' Samantha Lewthwaite?" (BBC)

Er, she's known as the 'white widow' and her name is Samantha Lewthwaite?

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 27 September 2013
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Conference Season

Dull people trying to be exciting, bad jokes, forced laughter, insincerity and entirely baseless promises.
Not just seasonal then.

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 24 September 2013
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Tony Blair's Barrister Daughter Held up at Gunpoint

Frightening stuff - yet another Blair part of the Criminal Justice System

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 19 September 2013
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Caught in a Trap...attoni

Ireland fail to qualify for world cup and willingly encourage him to walk on out

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 11 September 2013
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"Roy Hodgson Defends England"

EDL welcome a new, surprise member

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 11 September 2013
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David Cameron

Eton Mess

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 06 September 2013
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Sky Sports' Breaking News! :

11:40 pm : Gareth Bale refused sex from wife, rolls over, resigned to sleep

2am : Gareth Bale awakes needing a piss

Keep it here folks!

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 31 July 2013
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Sky Sports' Breaking News! :

30 July. 9am :"Gareth Bale arrives at training ground"

11:30am: Gareth Bale leaves training ground

9pm: Gareth Bale brushing his teeth

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 31 July 2013
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Sunderland AFC Scouting System Changed

Paolo Di Canio's new club have narrowed their scouting search down to only players with blonde hair and blue eyes.

Sunderland Aryan Football Club

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 03 April 2013
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Media brand Di Canio a Fascist

What's the big deal? So the guy likes his fashion

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 03 April 2013
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David Miliband to leave UK Politics

The Blairite is set for the US where he will lead a charity that offers advice and counselling to people all over the world who have been shafted by their siblings

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 28 March 2013
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Conclave Concludes Considering

Pontificating Pontiffs pick a new Papal Premier to preside over Papal pish as Pope.

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 14 March 2013
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South Africa Honing in on 'New USA' tag

After getting their own version of the OJ Simpson case with Oscar Pistorious, South Africa now has its very own Rodney King incident after police brutality is recorded and seen all over the world.

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 01 March 2013
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Italian Political Party led by Comedian Wins Power

Again.

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 28 February 2013
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Contaminated Meat Scandal Continues

Traces of cabinet drawers found in IKEA meatballs

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 25 February 2013
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Further Pistorious Details Emerge

According to reports Oscar Pistorious wanted a hook on the bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 25 February 2013
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Britain's Highest serving Catholic stands down

Keith O'Brien has committed a Cardinal sin.

Catholics to take out middle pages of tabloid newspaper advertising vacancies.

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 25 February 2013
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Traces of Cameron found in Brooks

What is believed to be the body of Rebeckah Broooks has been found washed up on the Thames, with extracts of the Prime Minister's semen discovered.

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 16 February 2013
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Vallie-time Day

A day to commemorate the beauty of Valium, and hot on the heels of Hash Wednesday. And not long before e's ter

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 15 February 2013
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Valentines Day

Roses are red, violets are blue
Daffodils are yellow and lilys are white. Just saying

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 15 February 2013
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High Speed Rail Network Announced

With a full two decades before implementation however, it will take ages to get here.
First Group have already secured the west coast high speed route. For a fiver.

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 31 January 2013
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Cameron promises In/Out Referendum on EU Membership

To be followed by a Shake it all About Referendum on Hokey Pokey Membership. The Prime Minister remarked, as he was turning around incidentally, "That's what it's all about."

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 24 January 2013
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Oprah: "He came clean but not in the manner I expected"

Reportedly Armstrong admitted all whilst doing a handstand

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 16 January 2013
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