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Media brand Di Canio a Fascist

What's the big deal? So the guy likes his fashion

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 03 April 2013

David Miliband to leave UK Politics

The Blairite is set for the US where he will lead a charity that offers advice and counselling to people all over the world who have been shafted by their siblings

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 28 March 2013

Conclave Concludes Considering

Pontificating Pontiffs pick a new Papal Premier to preside over Papal pish as Pope.

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 14 March 2013

South Africa Honing in on 'New USA' tag

After getting their own version of the OJ Simpson case with Oscar Pistorious, South Africa now has its very own Rodney King incident after police brutality is recorded and seen all over the world.

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 01 March 2013

Italian Political Party led by Comedian Wins Power


written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 28 February 2013

Contaminated Meat Scandal Continues

Traces of cabinet drawers found in IKEA meatballs

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 25 February 2013

Further Pistorious Details Emerge

According to reports Oscar Pistorious wanted a hook on the bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 25 February 2013

Britain's Highest serving Catholic stands down

Keith O'Brien has committed a Cardinal sin.

Catholics to take out middle pages of tabloid newspaper advertising vacancies.

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 25 February 2013

Traces of Cameron found in Brooks

What is believed to be the body of Rebeckah Broooks has been found washed up on the Thames, with extracts of the Prime Minister's semen discovered.

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 16 February 2013

Vallie-time Day

A day to commemorate the beauty of Valium, and hot on the heels of Hash Wednesday. And not long before e's ter

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 15 February 2013

Valentines Day

Roses are red, violets are blue
Daffodils are yellow and lilys are white. Just saying

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 15 February 2013

High Speed Rail Network Announced

With a full two decades before implementation however, it will take ages to get here.
First Group have already secured the west coast high speed route. For a fiver.

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 31 January 2013

Cameron promises In/Out Referendum on EU Membership

To be followed by a Shake it all About Referendum on Hokey Pokey Membership. The Prime Minister remarked, as he was turning around incidentally, "That's what it's all about."

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 24 January 2013

Oprah: "He came clean but not in the manner I expected"

Reportedly Armstrong admitted all whilst doing a handstand

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 16 January 2013


Autumn Statement - brrr!

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 08 December 2012

Political Prisoner Skype Gig!

Imprisoned Russian band Pussy Riot are to play songs via video link to a bored, decaying Julian Assange in London's Ecuadorian Embassy

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 03 October 2012

Europe Win (shaun) Ryder Cup!!

America's Davis Love the third, Keegan Bradley, Tiger Eldrich Woods, Webb Simpson and Bubba Watson also lose the orthodox name contest

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 01 October 2012

Avril Lavigne to Marry an Aardvark

The Sk8er boy singer is said to be thrilled with her engagement to the aardvark, who is famous for being the subject of the joke, "why the long face?" "because i'm in Nickelback"

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 22 August 2012

A Week of Ass

Followed by 'ange' or 'ad', Ass has dominated the Weeks news

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 17 August 2012

NASA's Mars Vehicle Collides with Animal on Take-off

According to reports, Curiosity killed a cat

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 09 August 2012

Wrong Korean Flag Shown

As South Korean flag is incorrectly shown for North Koreans 2012 bow, there's relief that it wasn't a potentially dangerous or nuclearly capable nation state that it affected

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 26 July 2012

Bradley Wiggins First Mod Sporting Hero

The mod cyclist may have set the precedent for the first hippy boxer or goth tennis player

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 24 July 2012

Transfer News

Chelsea close to signing Hulk, while Man Utd expect Superman to fly in for talks. Arsenal target Spider-Man is sticking around in London for negotiations and signal in sky alerts Man City to Batman

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 24 July 2012

Concern for Language as Texting Beats Talking

Critics say txt spk is butchering the eng lang with abb'd wrds fr no reason

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 23 July 2012
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