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Unknown Tribe of Hillbillies found in Tennessee Hills

Today in a lost region of America, an entire race of hillbillies have been found and documented in the Tennessee Hills. Dubbed the Clampetts in honor of Jed Clampett from Beverly Hills, CA.

written by Heeke, 21 June 2012
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Palestinians Fire Over 80 Rockets At Southern Israel From Gaza

IDF returns fire using captured Palestinian prisoners in catapults..Israeli soldiers stated that this was their capture and release technique. Israel prefers not to hold our enemies.

written by Heeke, 21 June 2012
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LA Declares war on Sodas and Snacks

Today LA Mayor Antonio R. Villaraigosa removed all soda and snack machines from parks, libraries and schools. He calls it "Keep our kids off liposuction" campaign. LA plastic surgeons drop support.

written by Heeke, 21 June 2012
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Most Arrogant Man In The World

Today's competition is between President Barack Obama, Eric Holder, Johnny Depp, Alec Baldwin and Vice President Joe Biden. Today's winner is PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA..

written by Heeke, 21 June 2012
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Eric Holder sticks to his guns and shoots from the hip.

US AG Eric Holder upon receiving his contempt charge, dropped his pants and pissed on Rep. Darryl Issa. He shouted, "Now this is contempt." Issa fired back, "No that's too small for contempt."

written by Heeke, 21 June 2012
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Michigan School Union Demands Members Bank Account, Credit Card Numbers To Guarantee Union Leaders Vacations

Debbie Bence, president of the Plymouth-Canton Association, sent a letter to her union members on June 4 stating that dues had to be paid early so union leaders could go on vacation to Hawaii.

written by Heeke, 21 June 2012
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Anti-Romney "Protesters" Being Paid To Heckleā€¦

Two protesters said they were getting paid to stand outside of a Romney rally. One woman said she and another man said he was paid $17 per hour. SEIU and David Axelrod were seen leaving the event.

written by Heeke, 20 June 2012
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Democratic Party Makes an Astounding Announcement on Mitt Romney

The Democrat Party issued a statement concerning Mitt Romney. Their statement is, "HE'S WHITE," and left it at that. Voters were amazed to find out the Republican candidate is white.

written by Heeke, 20 June 2012
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First Lady Charged With Solicitation

Michelle Obama is being charged by the FBI for soliciting money. The First Lady sent out an email to supporters requesting money in $3 increments. The FBI attempts to connect others with the scam.

written by Heeke, 20 June 2012
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President Obama hospitalized by Michelle Obama

President Obama is listed in fair condition today after being admitted to Georgetown University Hospital. His injuries are the result of a beating at the hands of First Lady who kept saying "OPRAH!"

written by Heeke, 20 June 2012
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The First Lady Challenges Oprah Winfrey to a Deathmatch

Today, First Lady Michelle Obama challenged talk show host Oprah Winfrey to a death match. The First Lady's challenge to Oprah is due to a picture that surfaced showing Oprah groping President Obama.

written by Heeke, 20 June 2012
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Talk Show Host Marries Dog

Bill Maher, host of Real Time, decided after 5 years of companionship it was time to marry his best friend. The 7-year old pitbull named Precious was so excited she urinated on the alter.

written by Heeke, 19 June 2012
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Democrats Force Zombie Food Stamp Bill Through Both houses

In an outstanding display of trickery not seen since the passing of the Affordable Healthcare Act, Democrats passed the Zombie Food Stamp Act in a close vote. Zombies everywhere are ecstatic..

written by Heeke, 19 June 2012
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Obama Campaign Misrouted

Obama campaign manager Axelrod confirmed Air Force One was misdirected to Tehran Iran instead of a function in Chicago Illinois. All aboard, including President Obama, were arrested as spies.

written by Heeke, 18 June 2012
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Special Addition to South Carolina Zombie Shoot

Just breaking, the zombies of several Al-Qaeda members have been captured and sent to South Carolina. The zombies will be used in a special "Hunt Achmed the Dead Terrorists Friends" event.

written by Heeke, 18 June 2012
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