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Coalition dissolves itself after Government

vows to outlaw arranged marriages

written by asphyxiation, 26 May 2012
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A Diamond Jubilee Assassin was arrested

at Heathrow Airport yesterday. It is believed he was tempted out of retirement by the recent price rise on the Queens Head to 60p

written by asphyxiation, 26 May 2012
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Clinton Cards saved from closure

after a dramatic sales increase in its'Sorry You Lost Your Job section

written by asphyxiation, 24 May 2012
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Summer Pipe Ban Still In Effect

Old man with moustache still not allowed to smoke in his local.

written by asphyxiation, 24 May 2012
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IMF Boss Comments On Austerity

George Osborne responded;"What does a Fertility Clincian know about it anyway".

written by asphyxiation, 24 May 2012
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FACEBOOKS' shares took

another battering yesterday, wiping a further 9% of the smile from Zuckerbergs' face.

written by asphyxiation, 24 May 2012
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Fury As Alzheimer Centre To Close

"Forgive and forget" urges Government spokesman.

written by asphyxiation, 22 May 2012
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Government Plans To Slash Workers Rights

Backing Beecrofts' plan, Cameron said;"Ultimately, our aim is for 100% unemployment before the next election. We feel these proposals go a long way toward achieving this".

written by asphyxiation, 22 May 2012
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2012 0lympics Venue Change

Due to budget restraints the 2012 0lympics will now be held on two consecutive Wednesdays in the function room of The Carpenters Arms

written by asphyxiation, 21 May 2012
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DFS SALE.........LIMITED TIME ONLY

DFS announce latest sale in run up to Christmas...........
Order before 01/06/12 for guaranteed delivery

written by asphyxiation, 21 May 2012
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Masturbation Makes You Blind Update

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written by asphyxiation, 20 May 2012
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Masturbation Makes You Blind

But i can't see it myself

written by asphyxiation, 20 May 2012
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Had A Hacking Cough For More Than Six Weeks

See Rupert Murdoch

written by asphyxiation, 20 May 2012
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Carrot As Effective As The Stick

Claims Rabbit

written by asphyxiation, 18 May 2012
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Police Issue Following Statement

Don't Stand So

Don't Stand So

Don't Stand So

Close To Me

written by asphyxiation, 18 May 2012
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NO MORE BREAKING NEWS...

...Sorry our ticker-tape had sna...

written by asphyxiation, 18 May 2012
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Tory MPs In Gay Marriage Revolt

Tory Back Bench MP quoted as saying;"One Un-Holy alliance is enough"

written by asphyxiation, 17 May 2012
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Buckingham Palace Sex Scandal

An unnamed source rumoured to be close to the Royal Household said;'We are not amused".

written by asphyxiation, 17 May 2012
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Headline Writer In Writers Block Shock

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written by asphyxiation, 17 May 2012
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