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Undercover police to patrol in Uk cinemas.

The price of popcorn in Uk cinemas has forced the illegal sales by dealers in cinemas at a fraction of the price, police say they will arrest anyone found in the possesion of popcorn.

written by Glen Jacobs, 04 February 2012
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Hash point machines to be installed in Amsterdam.

Hash point machines were customers are given a hash point card to withdraw hash are to be installed in Amsterdam high streets, but some users fear they could go overdrawn.

written by Glen Jacobs, 03 February 2012
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Redbull accidently sponsors rival drinks company.

Energy drinks giants redbull today said they will vet more closely at who it sponsors after it emerged they accidently sponsored a rival drinks company.

written by Glen Jacobs, 02 February 2012
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Residents in shock as child is told off

Police were called to a house in Margate, Kent by neighbours after they overheard a child being told off by his mother. The child was happily throwing stones at our greenhouse, neighbours told police.

written by Glen Jacobs, 02 February 2012
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Nicotine patches may be addictive.

Nicotine patches may be addictive according to Doctors in the Uk with many paitents being prescribed cigarettes to help them deal with there craving.

written by Glen Jacobs, 30 January 2012
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Pay as you mow.

Electrical giant Bosh yesterday revealled that there top of the range lawnmowers would be available on a pay as you go bases. Top ups can then be purchased depending on the size of your lawn.

written by Glen Jacobs, 30 January 2012
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Man injured in botched suicide attempt.

A man from Bristol was left with serious head injuries after trying to hang himself with his braces but ended up fracturing his skull as the braces were elastic and propelled him into the cealing.

written by Glen Jacobs, 30 January 2012
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Credit card theft not reported for 3 Years

A man from kent reported the theft of his credit card to police which had taken place three years earlier and stated who ever stole it was spending less then his wife and didnt want them prosecuted.

written by Glen Jacobs, 27 January 2012
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Grandmother's to trial new contraceptive pill.

A new contraceptive pill designed to stop Grandmother's having Grandchildren begins trials today in the uk.

written by Glen Jacobs, 27 January 2012
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Jason Donovan told to clean up Britain.

A Court ruled that singer and actor Jason Donovan must pay the 3 Million pound bill it costs to clear piles of the singers old albums and tapes left behind by car booters across the uk.

written by Glen Jacobs, 25 January 2012
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Plans to freeze unemployed.

New plans to freeze the unemployed untill a suitable job comes along has just been released by the DWP. If the idea gets the go ahead it could save the tax payer billions in benifits every year.

written by Glen Jacobs, 22 January 2012
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