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Google may have nuclear capabilities warns Microsoft.
Software giants Microsoft yesterday accused Google of having nuclear capabilities, a spokesmen from Google laughed and said "that's rubbish" and agreed to let weapon inspectors into googles offices.
Freddie starr nearly eaten by giant hamster.
Comedian Freddie Starr was seriously ill in hospital last night after nearly being eaten alive by a giant hamster. Many people have said revenge is sweet.
Bargain hunt's final episode.
Bargain hunt will show its final episode next week because nobody wants to be in the show. The show gave out £27 in prizes last year.
Teen in coma after tragic bed fall.
A teenage girl, capable only of texting and rolling her eyes is in a bad way after her parents pushed her off the bed in a bid to change the sheets. Both parents were arrested.
Facebook to shut down for 2 hours.
Facebook is to shut down for 2 hours to show its immense power. Facebook owners said "what the hell, we might do it the day after as well"
Man Suing for Ageism Says His Barrister Is Too Old
A 50-year-old bus driver, who is suing his employer for age discrimination, says his 66 year old barrister is too old, and wants him replaced with a fresh young female barrister.
Nasa gets it wrong.
NASA say there estimate of three thousand years on a asteroid which they have been tracking and is due to collide with earth is in fact wrong and may be here as early as next Thursday.
Barbed wire fences to be erected around UK allotments.
Barbed wire fences are to be erected around UK allotments in a bid to stop people pinching the owners vegetables. One council is even employing ex-military commandos with a shoot to kill policy.
X-Ray Reveals iPod in Woman's womb.
A women walked into a Essex hospital with stomach pains had a shock when a ex-ray revealed an iPod lodged in her womb. Unable to explain how it got there she had a 3 hour operation to remove it.
Google to drop out of date food bin app.
A Google application similar to Google maps which shows were there are out of date food bins is to be scrapped. The app would have been available on the andriod and on Google maps as a layer.
Man arrested with Williams Shatners wig in his pants
A Norfolk man was charged for trying to leave a store being opened by William Shatner with his wig in his pants, police said the Norfolk man ran passed Shatner and pulled of his wig.
Goverment tell supermarkets to hide cigarettes.
Shops must hide cigarettes in purpose built mazes from July this year, once the cigarettes have been found the customer must then take a short quiz while rubbing his stomach and patting his head.
Man eats own beard.
A man from Norfolk who got lost walking his dog and slipped into a ditch says he survived for ten days by eating his own beard. The 74 year and his dog were both found by another local dog walker.
Undercover police to patrol in Uk cinemas.
The price of popcorn in Uk cinemas has forced the illegal sales by dealers in cinemas at a fraction of the price, police say they will arrest anyone found in the possesion of popcorn.
Hash point machines to be installed in Amsterdam.
Hash point machines were customers are given a hash point card to withdraw hash are to be installed in Amsterdam high streets, but some users fear they could go overdrawn.
Redbull accidently sponsors rival drinks company.
Energy drinks giants redbull today said they will vet more closely at who it sponsors after it emerged they accidently sponsored a rival drinks company.
Residents in shock as child is told off
Police were called to a house in Margate, Kent by neighbours after they overheard a child being told off by his mother. The child was happily throwing stones at our greenhouse, neighbours told police.
Nicotine patches may be addictive.
Nicotine patches may be addictive according to Doctors in the Uk with many paitents being prescribed cigarettes to help them deal with there craving.
Pay as you mow.
Electrical giant Bosh yesterday revealled that there top of the range lawnmowers would be available on a pay as you go bases. Top ups can then be purchased depending on the size of your lawn.
Man injured in botched suicide attempt.
A man from Bristol was left with serious head injuries after trying to hang himself with his braces but ended up fracturing his skull as the braces were elastic and propelled him into the cealing.
Credit card theft not reported for 3 Years
A man from kent reported the theft of his credit card to police which had taken place three years earlier and stated who ever stole it was spending less then his wife and didnt want them prosecuted.
Grandmother's to trial new contraceptive pill.
A new contraceptive pill designed to stop Grandmother's having Grandchildren begins trials today in the uk.
Jason Donovan told to clean up Britain.
A Court ruled that singer and actor Jason Donovan must pay the 3 Million pound bill it costs to clear piles of the singers old albums and tapes left behind by car booters across the uk.
Plans to freeze unemployed.
New plans to freeze the unemployed untill a suitable job comes along has just been released by the DWP. If the idea gets the go ahead it could save the tax payer billions in benifits every year.
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