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Doctor found in uk with readable handwriting

A Doctor has been found in the UK who has actually got handwriting you are able to understand. DR Harrison a GP in Scunthorpe Lincolnshire was unavailable to comment.

written by Glen Jacobs, 19 July 2014
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Fifa tells Google they cannot bid to be World cup hosts.

Google's chances of hosting a world cup have been scuppered after Fifa tells them they are not actually a country. Google plans to take there case to the high Court.

written by Glen Jacobs, 19 July 2014
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School Children will be able to cane there teacher by 2016

School Children in the UK will soon be able to cane there teachers if they see a deterioration in behaviour from 2016.
Headmasters are said to welcome the idea.

written by Glen Jacobs, 19 July 2014
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Tesco blames losses on its ridiculously big stores.


Tesco has confirmed its first fall in annual profits for 20 years and blames it on the 340 ridiculously big stores
they have opened accoss the uk.

written by Glen Jacobs, 17 April 2013
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Government hails success of best ever April Fools 'Bedroom tax' prank

No. 10 Downing Street confirmed in a statement this morning that the controversial new bedroom tax was merely an elaborate prank and cant believe anyone was taken in by it.

written by Glen Jacobs, 03 April 2013
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Hosepipe ban imminent.

Anglia Water says it must introduce a hosepipe ban soon otherwise we will have nothing to do. The ban due to start next week will safeguard several jobs within the company.

written by Glen Jacobs, 07 January 2013
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Police Community Support Dog's to be trialed.

The use of Police Community Support Dog's or PCSD'S for short are to be trialed by Suffolk Police. However they will not have the same powers as real Police dogs and will only be used as a deterrent.

written by Glen Jacobs, 07 January 2013
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National lottery says ITV'S new channel ITV minus1 could attract cheaters.

The National lottery says ITV'S new channel ITV minus1 could attract cheaters. The new channel which shows programs an hour early is due to start in July.

written by Glen Jacobs, 02 May 2012
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Warner Loss

Warner Bros are to make a film ironically about a film company who makes massive losses on a film it directs and is due out in cinemas in August.

written by Glen Jacobs, 02 May 2012
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Katie Price's wedding dress maker see's record profits.

Katie Price's wedding dress maker has just announced record profits, and said next year could be even better.

written by Glen Jacobs, 02 May 2012
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Crime statistic report stolen from Mp's home.

A report into burglerys commited in the Uk has been stolen from a Mp's home. The paper which had taken two years to compile is the only known copy and police are eager to trace its where abouts.

written by Glen Jacobs, 06 April 2012
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Hosepipe ban puts lives at risk says fireman.

Fireman say lives are being put at risk after hosepipe bans are being introduced across the Uk. Fireman who rely on hosepipes must now try and stamp out fires with there feet.

written by Glen Jacobs, 06 April 2012
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Thousands late for work as trains accidentally run on time.

Train passengers all over Britain were late for work yesterday as trains accidentally ran ontime. A spokesman for British rail apologized and said its normal bad service will resume tomorrow.

written by Glen Jacobs, 04 April 2012
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Google may have nuclear capabilities warns Microsoft.

Software giants Microsoft yesterday accused Google of having nuclear capabilities, a spokesmen from Google laughed and said "that's rubbish" and agreed to let weapon inspectors into googles offices.

written by Glen Jacobs, 26 March 2012
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Google may have nuclear capabilities warns Microsoft.

Software giants Microsoft yesterday accused Google of having nuclear capabilities, a spokesmen from Google laughed and said "that's rubbish" and agreed to let weapon inspectors into googles offices.

written by Glen Jacobs, 26 March 2012
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Freddie starr nearly eaten by giant hamster.

Comedian Freddie Starr was seriously ill in hospital last night after nearly being eaten alive by a giant hamster. Many people have said revenge is sweet.

written by Glen Jacobs, 26 March 2012
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Bargain hunt's final episode.

Bargain hunt will show its final episode next week because nobody wants to be in the show. The show gave out £27 in prizes last year.

written by Glen Jacobs, 25 March 2012
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Teen in coma after tragic bed fall.

A teenage girl, capable only of texting and rolling her eyes is in a bad way after her parents pushed her off the bed in a bid to change the sheets. Both parents were arrested.

written by Glen Jacobs, 25 March 2012
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Facebook to shut down for 2 hours.

Facebook is to shut down for 2 hours to show its immense power. Facebook owners said "what the hell, we might do it the day after as well"

written by Glen Jacobs, 25 March 2012
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Man Suing for Ageism Says His Barrister Is Too Old

A 50-year-old bus driver, who is suing his employer for age discrimination, says his 66 year old barrister is too old, and wants him replaced with a fresh young female barrister.

written by Glen Jacobs, 25 March 2012
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Nasa gets it wrong.

NASA say there estimate of three thousand years on a asteroid which they have been tracking and is due to collide with earth is in fact wrong and may be here as early as next Thursday.

written by Glen Jacobs, 24 March 2012
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Barbed wire fences to be erected around UK allotments.

Barbed wire fences are to be erected around UK allotments in a bid to stop people pinching the owners vegetables. One council is even employing ex-military commandos with a shoot to kill policy.

written by Glen Jacobs, 24 March 2012
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X-Ray Reveals iPod in Woman's womb.

A women walked into a Essex hospital with stomach pains had a shock when a ex-ray revealed an iPod lodged in her womb. Unable to explain how it got there she had a 3 hour operation to remove it.

written by Glen Jacobs, 24 March 2012
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Google to drop out of date food bin app.

A Google application similar to Google maps which shows were there are out of date food bins is to be scrapped. The app would have been available on the andriod and on Google maps as a layer.

written by Glen Jacobs, 24 March 2012
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