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Senior BBC executive claims 6p for a phone call
Haven't they heard of Skype?
Jon Stewart to take 12-week break from The Daily Show
The English are taking over! Step forward john Oliver...
Microsoft fined $561m for not offering alternatives to its own browser.
They offered to pay at the rate of $5 dollars a week.
Microsoft fined for not offering a choice of browsers.
I only popped in for a pair of trousers.
BBC drama 'Mayday' filmed in Dorking
The most exciting thing to happen in Dorking since... nope, I can't think of anything.
Santander ad starring Jessica Ennis criticised as 'the worst ever made'.
Hang on a mo, what about the Go Compare adverts?
Tesco launches rival to Netflix and Lovefilm
I hope theirs no trace of horse meat in this rival?
Channel 5's Celebrity Wedding Planner to feature Helen Flanagan, Pete Burns and John McCririck
What could possibly go wrong?
Seb Coe & Steve Cram to team up for Who Wants to be a Millionaire? charity special
I bet Steve Ovett could have beat them.
Lego and The Sun newspaper end 2 year partnership
They've fallen apart, I mean broken up,
Lego is believed to be in pieces.
David cameron gives speech in the north about HS2
Thats 'High Speed 2' not Hop Scotch 2.
Ronnie O'Sullivan announces return to snooker
The 'Rocket' served his self-imposed sabbatical in true whirlwind style, taking a years break in only nine months.
Barcelona 0 Real Madrid 3
See - Barca and Lionel Messi are actually human.
UK in turmoil after losing AAA credit rating.
Chancellor George Osborne has looked down the side and back of the settee, but has not found it.
The government have now urged everyone to buy Triple A batteries instead to boost the economy.
MOODY strips UK of Triple A credit rating
That was one hell of a stag night.
Jewish Book Festival cancelled
Apparently nobody wanted to buy copies of the books - they either wanted a free copy from a friend of a friend, stood in WH Smiths reading it for an hour, or they borrowed from the library...
Blackburn Rovers pantomime entertains football world
Henning Berg sacked as manager after 57 days, 3 days longer than George Entwistle at the BBC. 'Global Advisor' Shebby Singh denies taking training, but continues to sell chicken and flog a dead horse
DirectGov website Hosts Fake Job Advert For Wannabe James Bonds
The bad news is that Dean Gaffney has told the Sun newspaper he has applied for the job.
Apple chief takes a smaller bite
The boss of Apple saw his pay package including stock options drop 99% from $378m last year to just $4.12m this year. TOUGH TIMES INDEED.
Jimmy Savile qizzed by police over Yorkshire Ripper murders
Its a gripping twist to the story, of that there is no doubt.
Petition calls for Piers Morgan to be deported from US
Oi! We don't want him back over here!
Chelsea 8 Aston Villa 0
The matchday announcer at Stamford Bridge has asked for a Christmas bonus and pay increase because of the extra work involved v Aston Villa.
The Leveson Inquiry in numbers: 17
17 - times Rupert Murdoch said 'sorry' during last 3 hours of his evidence.
The second most humble day of his life. (The first involved similar apologies but also a custard pie in his face)
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