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Sky falls on News Corporation

Bystanders watch in amazement as Rebekah Brooks walks away unharmed

written by Les Being, 14 July 2011
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Animal rights protesters up in arms

Someone told them the FBI was probing Fox

written by Les Being, 14 July 2011
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Rooney's hair transplant fails.

Thirty grand, hair today gone tomorrow

written by Les Being, 14 July 2011
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Jennifer Aniston admits to nose job

As it was Dr Pinocchio who performed the surgery it would be silly to lie about it

written by Les Being, 14 July 2011
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Murdoch pulls out of BSkyB

When asked for a reason he said, "They just show the same old shit over and over again"

written by Les Being, 13 July 2011
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Police to charge journalists……..

more for information

written by Les Being, 13 July 2011
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Jamie Oliver quits Sainsbury's campaign after 11 years

Gordon Ramsay to fill void. In future Sainsbury's adverts to be screened after watershed

written by Les Being, 13 July 2011
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Pauline Quirke sheds six and a half stone in six months

This is the largest amount of ugly fat to be lost since Lenny Henry divorced Dawn French

written by Les Being, 13 July 2011
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Kay Burley refuses to make on-air apology to MP

She's a woman, what do you expect?

written by Les Being, 13 July 2011
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Are Astra satellites losing altitude?

Or to put it another way. Is the Sky falling in on Murdoch?

written by Les Being, 13 July 2011
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Newcastle's Joey Barton barred from US

Cheryl Cole asks; "What the F*ck do yanks have against Geordies?"

written by Les Being, 13 July 2011
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Sun defends brown Sauce

Sorry that should of read; Sun defends source of Brown story

written by Les Being, 13 July 2011
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Cameron jumps on Miliband wagon

That's it. The joke was in the headline.

written by Les Being, 13 July 2011
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Rising fuel price rocks Belfast

Belfast rioters forced to throw rocks instead of Molotov Cocktails due to sharp rise in petrol costs. Protesters say; "Gone are the days when petrol bombs were the cheapest option"

written by Les Being, 13 July 2011
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News Corporation share price plummets

An insider blamed the share price fall on a recent unexpected increase in mobile phone charges

written by Les Being, 11 July 2011
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Murdoch makes statement

At a press conference he said; "I'll fix this mess by hook or by crook". Probably not the best choice of words but it's nice to Gerald Ratner's speech writer back in work.

written by Les Being, 11 July 2011
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Met police face pension crisis

Officers concerned after their pension top scheme was closed last Sunday

written by Les Being, 11 July 2011
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For sale. Office paper shredder

Only one week old but well used and in need of slight attention. Any reasonable offer considered. Call Rebekah Brooks, landline only please.

written by Les Being, 11 July 2011
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Rebekah Brooks has withdrawn from a prize-giving event at Preston's Fulwood

According to the Head teachers voicemail

written by Les Being, 11 July 2011
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NHS staff lose faith in managers

They also lost an elderly man who walked off and a pregnant woman they had put in a broom cupboard

written by Les Being, 11 July 2011
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David Beckham spotted in Greggs the bakers

He said he got confused. He wanted to go and watch the Open Golf Championship in Sandwich

written by Les Being, 11 July 2011
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Met police accused of taking money from NoW for information

Speaking from her luxury yacht, PC Penny Grabber said; "That's an outrageous slur. I'm as straight as a banana"

written by Les Being, 11 July 2011
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Mayan calendar predicted News of the World ending in 2012

Only one year out. That's not bad for an ancient civilization that didn't have access to a pocket calculator.

written by Les Being, 11 July 2011
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US suspends Pakistan military aid…......

by the ankles until he tells them where the rest of al-Qaeda are hiding out

written by Les Being, 11 July 2011
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