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Baseball Bulletin

Big doings at New York's Citi Field tonight. The Mets are retiring Bernie Madoff's number. It's 162 million.

written by Michael Balton, 22 August 2012
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Rule of Three

Dick Clark...Richard Dawson...Who was Alex Trebek?

written by Michael Balton, 04 June 2012
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Nostalgia

Back to the days when the news was put on paper and the crooks were put in jail.
(Except for you, Richard Nixon. Hot down there, isn't it?)

written by Michael Balton, 28 January 2012
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Nostalgia

Back to the days when the news was put on paper and the crooks were put in jail.
(Except for you, Richard Nixon. Hot down there, isn't it?)

written by Michael Balton, 28 January 2012
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Memo to Jon Corzine:

You forgot to buckle up again, didn't you?

written by Michael Balton, 09 December 2011
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Herman Cain Reveals Secret Campaign Slogan

"Hold the pepperoni."

written by Michael Balton, 08 November 2011
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"I think I just spotted Snooki!"

"Since when do they allow dogs on this beach?"

written by Michael Balton, 14 August 2011
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You remember going to the beach...

It's like Facebook without shirts.

written by Michael Balton, 14 August 2011
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London Officials Test The Olympic Flame

With the Summer Olympics a year away, the city of London previewed a portion of the opening ceremonies last night. An enthusiastic crowd of 5,000 helped distribute the Olympic flame to 4 police cars.

written by Michael Balton, 07 August 2011
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Rupert Murdoch's Five Favorite Desserts

Alibi Pie
Half-Baked Excuses
Amnesia a la Mode
Cream-Filled Canards
And from Carvel... Fudgie the Truth

written by Michael Balton, 20 July 2011
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New economic stimulus scheme...

Schedule interest in dog years.

written by Michael Balton, 28 June 2011
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Diddy Changes His Name To 'Chuck Berry'

Purchases Naming Rights From Johnny B. Goode

written by Michael Balton, 24 June 2011
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Did you know?

It takes 40 gallons of sap to make one Weiner.

written by Michael Balton, 12 June 2011
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Economic Alert...

Bernanke gives cautiously optimistic 2nd quarter assessment: "I forgot to replace the batteries in my calculator."

written by Michael Balton, 09 June 2011
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US Bans Texting While Planking

And while you're at it, get that cell phone away from your head. It will fry your brain.

written by Michael Balton, 01 June 2011
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EU asks Greece:

What would Plato do?

written by Michael Balton, 30 May 2011
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Giuliani Teams with Trump

Former New York Mayor Rudolph Giuliani and real estate mogul Donald Trump are developing a political puppet show together... "Trump and Rudy"

written by Michael Balton, 30 May 2011
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Congress Balances Budget With A $1.5 Trillion Groupon

"We've been waiting for this Deal of the Day for years now," said House Speaker John Boehner. "I even got a free pepperoni pizza for referring a friend."

written by Michael Balton, 09 May 2011
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Captured Videos Reveal…

Bin Laden Was Developing A BBQ Show For The Food Network:

"Death To The Unclean American Pigs"

written by Michael Balton, 08 May 2011
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Congress Agrees on Deficit Reduction Plan

Entire nation will appear on 'Wheel of Fortune.'

written by Michael Balton, 06 May 2011
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Rod Blagojevich Trades His Wife for a Jeep Grand Cherokee

"I couldn't resist," the former Illinois governor said. "They threw in free undercoating."

written by Michael Balton, 05 May 2011
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Bin Laden's Last Words

"I wouldn't be caught dead in a cave."

written by Michael Balton, 04 May 2011
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Osama bin Laden's Top Five Tips for Fugitives

1. Invest in a good deadbolt lock.
2. Think brutish. Dress Kurdish.
3. Caves are for losers.
4. Need a helping hand? Move to Pakistan.
5. Decline all cruise invitations.

written by Michael Balton, 03 May 2011
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Bin Laden's Last Words

Who ordered the takeout?

written by Michael Balton, 03 May 2011
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