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Bin Laden's Last Words
"I wouldn't be caught dead in a cave."
written by Michael Balton, 04 May 2011
Osama bin Laden's Top Five Tips for Fugitives
1. Invest in a good deadbolt lock.
2. Think brutish. Dress Kurdish.
3. Caves are for losers.
4. Need a helping hand? Move to Pakistan.
5. Decline all cruise invitations.
written by Michael Balton, 03 May 2011
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