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Tony Blair Pelted With Eggs

2 men and 2 women are being sought after Tony Blair was pelted with eggs at a book signing in Belfast.

At the time of going to press, 3,500 people had claimed responsibility.

written by grimbo, 27 February 2011
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Protests At BBC Wales Studio

Demonstrators have protested outside the BBC at plans to take over Welsh language station S4C.

But the protests fell on deaf ears as no one could understand what the demonstrators were shouting.

written by grimbo, 21 February 2011
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Wife Swapping Parties Dissed

The male inhabitants of Upfield, Oregon have hit on a less immoral alternative to wife swapping parties.

They leave their women on the table in the middle of the floor and take home their car keys.

written by grimbo, 20 February 2011
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Kamasutra Update

The Kamasutra, earliest manual on sexual behaviour, has been updated to reflect modern day practices.

Previously most popular position 69 has been replaced by 72 - that's 69 with 3 people watching.

written by grimbo, 20 February 2011
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ER Comes to the U.K.

Award winning U.S. hospital drama E.R. has been franchised out worldwide and BBC Southwest is planning to base the U.K. version in Bath, Somerset.

Its to be called Ooo Arr.

written by grimbo, 20 February 2011
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Fixed Odds SPL Fixtures

5/3/11


D'dee Utd v Ab'deen


Home Evens

Away 2/1

Match Off Betting closed

written by grimbo, 19 February 2011
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Hamilton Accies Boss Raging

Hamilton's Billy Reid was fuming at the late cancellation of their game at Dundee United.

Not only was the team bus half way up the M80, but the Hamilton supporter was already at the ground.

written by grimbo, 16 February 2011
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Radiohead Do U-Turn

For the release of their next album, Radiohead have scrapped their "Pay What You Want" format.

Its to be changed to a "Pay What They Want" policy.

written by grimbo, 15 February 2011
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Ronaldo Calls It A Day

Brazilian's legendary striker Ronaldo has announced his retirement from first class football.

He's signed for West Ham United.

written by grimbo, 14 February 2011
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Chilcot Inquiry - English Premiership Link

Sensational news coming out of the Iraq Inquiry today: its been confirmed that Lord Chilcot is to refer the U.K. government's motives to the Dubious Goals Committee.

written by grimbo, 14 February 2011
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Crucial New Show Announced

Sky are producing a new documentary series hosted by Lorraine Kelly, about missing mums.

This follows the success of Sky's previous series Missing Shaving Gells: Lorraine Kelly Investigates.

written by grimbo, 14 February 2011
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Jacko Latest

A former bodyguard has revealed that apart from the Disney Store, Michael Jackson's favourite shop was Staples.

Very apt as that was all that kept his face together for the last 10 years

written by grimbo, 14 February 2011
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Police Thwart Rave Plans

Police have arrested a 19-year old man over plans for an illegal rave in Somerset.

Officers raided the man's flat and removed 5 bottles of Merrydown , 3 Worzels albums and 7 paracetamol tablets.

written by grimbo, 14 February 2011
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Vandalism at Tate Britain

Tate Britain in London has been smeared by "a horrible, sticky mess" after the gallery accepted sponsorship from BP.

The oil and feathers were subsequently shortlisted for the 2011 Turner Prize.

written by grimbo, 13 February 2011
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Jerry Hall 's Windfall

Artwork owned by model Jerry Hall has raised more than £2 million at Sotheby's in London.

Hall claimed she was "letting go of the past" and "wasn't afraid of change".

Especially not £2.4 of it.

written by grimbo, 13 February 2011
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Alex Ferguson on Retiring

Sir Alex Ferguson has finally admitted that he knows exactly when he'll call it a day and retire from the game.

Its when he finally discovers what to do with his hands when Man U score.

written by grimbo, 12 February 2011
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Becks Talks About Next Child

David Beckham is glad he and Posh aren't naming their 4th child after the place of conception, as happened with Brooklyn. He really didn't want to call the child Peckham Beckham.

written by grimbo, 12 February 2011
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King's Speech Latest

The King's Speech could well turn out to be the cheapest Oscar winning film ever.

Producer Harvey Weinstein has put much of that down to the fact that there was only 50 words in the whole movie.

written by grimbo, 12 February 2011
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Ancient Remains Found In Fife



Scientists in Fife have found tracks made by an extinct water scorpion called Shahoorsur.

Its the most significant archaeological find in the kingdom since the discovery in 1979 of the Shaboysur".

written by grimbo, 12 February 2011
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French Footballer Scandal

Zahia Dehar, the Moroccan allegedly paid by Franck Ribery for sex, claims that the weirdest thing was Ribery asking her to rough him up. "It looked like someone had already beaten me to it".

written by grimbo, 11 February 2011
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New Bond Film In Doubt

Production of the next James Bond film has been suspended "indefinitely" because of uncertainty over the future of film company MGM.

The movie has been tentatively titled "A Question of Finance".

written by grimbo, 10 February 2011
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Strange Signs

Prostitute Tolerant Zone sign seen in Leeds - "Humps for 500 yards".

written by grimbo, 09 February 2011
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Denise Van Outen "So Happy"





Denise Van Outen and husband Lee Mead are celebrating the birth of their first child.

Denise said she was "ecstatic" following the birth of daughter Camper, who is to take her mother's surname.

written by grimbo, 08 February 2011
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Al Gore Latest

POLICE are to investigate claims that Al Gore groped a massage therapist in a hotel in 2006.

A documentary is also being planned, provisionally titled "An Allegedly Inconvenient Truth".

written by grimbo, 08 February 2011
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