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Opera Ball Events To Include Belly Dancing In Addition To Traditional Waltz

Rap, hip-hop and other dancing styles will also be added soon.

written by Hawking's Chair, 04 March 2011
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Plans Afoot For Monopolisation of Mass Media

Will "press freedom" become "repress freedom"?

written by Hawking's Chair, 03 March 2011
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Millions To Support Gaddafi Regime

Most of them withdrawn from Swiss and Dutch banks.

written by Hawking's Chair, 03 March 2011
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Qaddafi Joining Hosni-Ali Band?

Membership to the notorious "Dictators Without Borders" growing rapidly as regimes tumble across the Middle East.

written by Hawking's Chair, 03 March 2011
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Gaddafi believes protesters are 'drugged'

"My nurses are good at dispensing drugs."

written by Hawking's Chair, 01 March 2011
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Gaddafi: "My people love me"

Is he talking about those 'voluptious' nurses?

written by Hawking's Chair, 01 March 2011
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Libya: Protesters Ready To Fire At Any Plane Flying Out Of Tripoli

Gaddafi may consider escaping through gas pipeline to Italy...

written by Hawking's Chair, 01 March 2011
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Gaddaffi Planning To Flee To Belarus

Is Belarus offering him "voluptious" nurses?

written by Hawking's Chair, 01 March 2011
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Israel To Build New Settlements

To house the fleeing Middle-Eastern dictators who might come seeking asylum.

written by Hawking's Chair, 05 February 2011
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Egypt: Protester Hit By Camel Toe

Search is on for the rest of the camel.

written by Hawking's Chair, 05 February 2011
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Berlusconi Missing After Being Linked To Another Minor in "Bunga Bunga"

Nobody knows his whoreabouts.

written by Hawking's Chair, 31 January 2011
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Assange: "Wikileaks Are Like Fondling Fathers"

Sorry, that should have been "Founding Fathers."

written by Hawking's Chair, 31 January 2011
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Latest Evidence Shows Evolution Going Hyperspeed

Gorillas walking upright; freedom protests in the Middle East; just to list a few.

written by Hawking's Chair, 29 January 2011
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Protests Scare The Sh*t Out Of Arab Dictators

And also Israel, U.S. and Britain, who are comfortable with dictators, not democracies, in the Middle East.

written by Hawking's Chair, 29 January 2011
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Egypt: Protesters Raid Giza Pyramids

Search Pharoahs' tombs for curses to put on corrupt politicians.

written by Hawking's Chair, 29 January 2011
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Coal Miner Spills Beer in Pub

Leaves carbon footprints behind.

written by Hawking's Chair, 28 January 2011
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BBC Closes English And Foreign Language Services

Newscasters speechless as massive job cuts are followed by new openings for mimers.

written by Hawking's Chair, 26 January 2011
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Berlusconi Searches For His Root After Papal Reprimand

Forgot which hole he had planted it in.

written by Hawking's Chair, 22 January 2011
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The Spoof Is Now On Twatter

Sorry, that should be Twitter. Also on Fartbook. Oops, again. That's Facebook.

written by Hawking's Chair, 21 January 2011
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Chinese President "No Write Zero"

He was responding to "Who wrote 'O,A Presidential Novel'?"

written by Hawking's Chair, 20 January 2011
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China To Invest In U.S., Set Up Production Plants

Employment figures may not improve, but kids will have jobs.

written by Hawking's Chair, 18 January 2011
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Gaddafi Condemns Tunisian Uprising

The prospect of it spreading to Libya is scaring the shit out of him, causing his tent to stink.

written by Hawking's Chair, 17 January 2011
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Astrologers Add New Sign To Stablize Zodiac Charts

You guessed it! The 13th sign is NARWHAL, not the sinister sounding O'fook-us.

written by Hawking's Chair, 15 January 2011
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President Obama Flees Tini USA

Sorry. Correction! That should read: President Ben Ali flees Tunisia.

written by Hawking's Chair, 15 January 2011
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