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Opera Ball Events To Include Belly Dancing In Addition To Traditional Waltz
Rap, hip-hop and other dancing styles will also be added soon.
Plans Afoot For Monopolisation of Mass Media
Will "press freedom" become "repress freedom"?
Millions To Support Gaddafi Regime
Most of them withdrawn from Swiss and Dutch banks.
Qaddafi Joining Hosni-Ali Band?
Membership to the notorious "Dictators Without Borders" growing rapidly as regimes tumble across the Middle East.
Gaddafi believes protesters are 'drugged'
"My nurses are good at dispensing drugs."
Gaddafi: "My people love me"
Is he talking about those 'voluptious' nurses?
Libya: Protesters Ready To Fire At Any Plane Flying Out Of Tripoli
Gaddafi may consider escaping through gas pipeline to Italy...
Gaddaffi Planning To Flee To Belarus
Is Belarus offering him "voluptious" nurses?
Israel To Build New Settlements
To house the fleeing Middle-Eastern dictators who might come seeking asylum.
Egypt: Protester Hit By Camel Toe
Search is on for the rest of the camel.
Berlusconi Missing After Being Linked To Another Minor in "Bunga Bunga"
Nobody knows his whoreabouts.
Assange: "Wikileaks Are Like Fondling Fathers"
Sorry, that should have been "Founding Fathers."
Latest Evidence Shows Evolution Going Hyperspeed
Gorillas walking upright; freedom protests in the Middle East; just to list a few.
Protests Scare The Sh*t Out Of Arab Dictators
And also Israel, U.S. and Britain, who are comfortable with dictators, not democracies, in the Middle East.
Egypt: Protesters Raid Giza Pyramids
Search Pharoahs' tombs for curses to put on corrupt politicians.
Coal Miner Spills Beer in Pub
Leaves carbon footprints behind.
BBC Closes English And Foreign Language Services
Newscasters speechless as massive job cuts are followed by new openings for mimers.
Berlusconi Searches For His Root After Papal Reprimand
Forgot which hole he had planted it in.
The Spoof Is Now On Twatter
Sorry, that should be Twitter. Also on Fartbook. Oops, again. That's Facebook.
Chinese President "No Write Zero"
He was responding to "Who wrote 'O,A Presidential Novel'?"
China To Invest In U.S., Set Up Production Plants
Employment figures may not improve, but kids will have jobs.
Gaddafi Condemns Tunisian Uprising
The prospect of it spreading to Libya is scaring the shit out of him, causing his tent to stink.
Astrologers Add New Sign To Stablize Zodiac Charts
You guessed it! The 13th sign is NARWHAL, not the sinister sounding O'fook-us.
President Obama Flees Tini USA
Sorry. Correction! That should read: President Ben Ali flees Tunisia.
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