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Wikileaks cables say Afghan President Karzai is 'paranoid'

Karzai replied to this by saying "I'm not paranoid any more, that was what I was paranoid about before, the US thinking I was paranoid."

written by Julian Shure, 02 December 2010
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Queen and Duke see Narnia

The Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh venture into the snow, and see Narnia, the Duke was then seen talking to a horse.

written by Julian Shure, 02 December 2010
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Finger length linked to prostate cancer

The government fears this could lead to a black market of back street amputations.

written by Julian Shure, 02 December 2010
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Pete Doherty appears in court charged with cocaine

The Libertines front man, Pete Doherty, later appears in McDonald's fired up with crack.

written by Julian Shure, 02 December 2010
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Snow causes travel chaos

Santa disagrees.

written by Julian Shure, 02 December 2010
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Google ramps up anti-piracy measures

Google goes after pirates, their 1000 man strong battleship was seen off the coast of Somalia.

written by Julian Shure, 02 December 2010
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Jordon thinks wikileak is buzzword for loo

Jordon tweets "FML OMG WTF i need 2 have a wikileak!"

written by Julian Shure, 02 December 2010
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Joe McElderry holds on to Queen

X FACTOR winner Joe McElderry was so nervous when he spoke to the Queen he called her your Royal Highness, rather than your Majesty, when he shook her hand he was so petrified he couldn't let go.

written by Julian Shure, 02 December 2010
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UK MPs call drunk limit

UK MPs call for drink-drive limit to be reduced to almost zero, 0.3 mph.

written by Julian Shure, 02 December 2010
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Ahmajinedad cancels trip

Ahmajinedad cancels visit to Saudi Arabia, because of an ongoing head problem. The Iranian President flew to New York for an operation at the Presbyterian Hospital, but was quickly air lifted to Miami

written by Julian Shure, 02 December 2010
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Turkey Slanders

Turkey blames Israel for WikiLeaks, Cockatoo blames Desmond Tutu.

written by Julian Shure, 02 December 2010
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WikiLeaks pinpoints Assange

Julian Assange's hiding location to be revealed in the next WikiLeak disclosure, according to WikiLeaks.

written by Julian Shure, 02 December 2010
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Abdullah tells tale

In a new Wikileaks revelation Saudi King Abdullah sent this message to the US 'I've got the neck you've got the knife, everyone else can have the tail.'

written by Julian Shure, 02 December 2010
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Students laugh over Cameron slip

David Cameron cut himself, slipping on Ice. A group of Students were seen laughing at him.

written by Julian Shure, 01 December 2010
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Wikileaks Royal family names

Wikileaks coins Royal names! 'The Dinner lady'-Queen 'That Old Bag'-Camilla 'The Alcoholic Prince'-Charles 'Dirty old man'-Philip 'Cedric'-Harry 'King Arthur?'-William.

written by Julian Shure, 01 December 2010
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Charles likes Chum

'The Alcoholic Prince' is hooked on pedigree chum. King Charles Spaniel wins Crufts in 66 Wikileaks.

written by Julian Shure, 30 November 2010
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Iran Stands Shoulder to Shoulder with USA

In a broadcasted message today on Iranian TV Ahmajinedad said "Iran has no greater ally than the USA on the war on wikileaks, other than, maybe, Saudi Arabia?"

written by Julian Shure, 29 November 2010
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Harry's Plan comes together

William and Kate set the date, the date 66 years to the day that Hitler got married to Eva Braun. Harry celebrated by inviting William to a night of ceremony, where he asked him for the first born.

written by Julian Shure, 28 November 2010
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Fearless mice on the increase

A study was taken on mice to see how fearful they were, using a cat, 3 out of 10 weren't fearful, but they were the three blind mice.

written by Julian Shure, 28 November 2010
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Fry shocks with new book 'How to keep your Woman.'

Stephen Fry reveals to men what women really want, from a first hand experience he touches on subjects about tampons to knitting. Fry quotes 'if you really want to keep her, get yourself castrated!'

written by Julian Shure, 28 November 2010
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Cats with whiskers are more successful

A study taken on cats showed 80% that preferred to have whiskers could manoeuvre in the dark.

written by Julian Shure, 28 November 2010
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Bin Laden takes to North Korea

Osama Bin Laden was spotted on the North Korean border. He was seen desperately trying to tap misleading, inciting, false flag messages with a cheap morse code kit.

written by Julian Shure, 28 November 2010
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North Korea shows its love for Kim Jong-il

Kim waves at the same fans he waved at in 2001, the hysterical fans scream back, "I love you Kim!" The fans were dressed the same, but looking as young and supportive as they were in the 2001 video.

written by Julian Shure, 28 November 2010
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Bears on the loose!

Three armed bears are on the loose. The public has been warned not to shoot at them, but to phone Miss Locks from The Extra limbed Animal foundation.

written by Julian Shure, 27 November 2010
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