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'Time Travel Can Seriously Damage The Brain' warn scientists

BBC Compliance Dept to rename Dr Who vehicle 'The Retardis'.

written by pinxit, 29 May 2011
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Indignant F1 Stewards accuse Lewis Hamilton of 'Playing the Race Car'

Exclusive by Monty Carlo.

written by pinxit, 29 May 2011
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Currently reading all about William Boot in 'Scoop'.

Waugh, huh. What is he good for?

written by pinxit, 27 May 2011
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Man U star defender quits to join Hogwarts Old Boys

Nemanja Quidditch.

written by pinxit, 27 May 2011
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UK Internet and legal system crash under surfeit of Ryan Gags

US says 'Who?'

written by pinxit, 24 May 2011
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Great Trainrobber Ronnie Biggs denies taking out injunction

'Wasn't me. But wouldn't have minded taking a crack at the Welsh tart when I was younger', says Biggs.

written by pinxit, 23 May 2011
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Ken Clarke arrested for 'indecent act' on radio

"I was only shooting from the hip" says misunderstood Ken.

written by pinxit, 19 May 2011
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Today's Sun headline 'FREE LEGO TOY'. Today's Times headline 'FREE AI WEI WEI'

Hmmmm. Decisions decisions...

written by pinxit, 18 May 2011
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Sign seen at the Butchers...

' Watership Down: You've read the book, Seen the film, Now eat the cast. '

written by pinxit, 13 May 2011
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Tiger Woods' knee-trembler puts him out of tournament

Someone shouted 'In the hole!' when Woods stood next to shapely blond...

written by pinxit, 12 May 2011
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Court refuses Max Mosely gagging request

'No problemo. Miss Smacklash has plenty back in her basement' a nonchalant Mosely said afterwards.

written by pinxit, 10 May 2011
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Prince Harry Terror Threat

'I'll get him' says Pippa.

written by pinxit, 08 May 2011
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Isle of Wight unveil own Navy SEALS strike force

'Maroon KIPPERS' are now operational.

written by pinxit, 08 May 2011
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Dominatrix Opens S&M Cake Shop

Every cake comes with lashings of whipped cream.

written by pinxit, 07 May 2011
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'Clegg just like Bin Laden' says Cameron

Dead in the water.

written by pinxit, 06 May 2011
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Overwhelming Relief that Bin Laden Search is Over

'It's been a worrying 10 years for me' says Cat Stevens.

written by pinxit, 02 May 2011
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Imogen Thomas's singing secret is out

She's was doing gigs all last year...

written by pinxit, 27 April 2011
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Veni. Vidi.

Clinic.

written by pinxit, 26 April 2011
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Wenger hits back at disgruntled Arsenal fans

'Luke on zee positif side. We 'ave no trophies to be run over weez a bus!'

written by pinxit, 21 April 2011
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Drogba Fancies Man

chester United Move.

written by pinxit, 18 April 2011
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Tiger Woods Says 'Stupid Misses' Cost Him US Masters Win

Miss World, Miss Puerto Rico and Miss Bolivia.

written by pinxit, 11 April 2011
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Thought for the day: 'Less is More. No, really.'

Robert 'One-inch' Browning, 1855.

written by pinxit, 09 April 2011
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Nuclear submarine gunman quizzed

"He passed on the capital of Latvia, so was the weakest link" said Ann Robinson.

written by pinxit, 09 April 2011
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One swallow does not a summer make...

Still, it was very sporting of her.

written by pinxit, 06 April 2011
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