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'Time Travel Can Seriously Damage The Brain' warn scientists

BBC Compliance Dept to rename Dr Who vehicle 'The Retardis'.

written by pinxit, 29 May 2011

Indignant F1 Stewards accuse Lewis Hamilton of 'Playing the Race Car'

Exclusive by Monty Carlo.

written by pinxit, 29 May 2011

Currently reading all about William Boot in 'Scoop'.

Waugh, huh. What is he good for?

written by pinxit, 27 May 2011

Man U star defender quits to join Hogwarts Old Boys

Nemanja Quidditch.

written by pinxit, 27 May 2011

UK Internet and legal system crash under surfeit of Ryan Gags

US says 'Who?'

written by pinxit, 24 May 2011

Great Trainrobber Ronnie Biggs denies taking out injunction

'Wasn't me. But wouldn't have minded taking a crack at the Welsh tart when I was younger', says Biggs.

written by pinxit, 23 May 2011

Ken Clarke arrested for 'indecent act' on radio

"I was only shooting from the hip" says misunderstood Ken.

written by pinxit, 19 May 2011

Today's Sun headline 'FREE LEGO TOY'. Today's Times headline 'FREE AI WEI WEI'

Hmmmm. Decisions decisions...

written by pinxit, 18 May 2011

Sign seen at the Butchers...

' Watership Down: You've read the book, Seen the film, Now eat the cast. '

written by pinxit, 13 May 2011

Tiger Woods' knee-trembler puts him out of tournament

Someone shouted 'In the hole!' when Woods stood next to shapely blond...

written by pinxit, 12 May 2011

Court refuses Max Mosely gagging request

'No problemo. Miss Smacklash has plenty back in her basement' a nonchalant Mosely said afterwards.

written by pinxit, 10 May 2011

Prince Harry Terror Threat

'I'll get him' says Pippa.

written by pinxit, 08 May 2011

Isle of Wight unveil own Navy SEALS strike force

'Maroon KIPPERS' are now operational.

written by pinxit, 08 May 2011

Dominatrix Opens S&M Cake Shop

Every cake comes with lashings of whipped cream.

written by pinxit, 07 May 2011

'Clegg just like Bin Laden' says Cameron

Dead in the water.

written by pinxit, 06 May 2011

Overwhelming Relief that Bin Laden Search is Over

'It's been a worrying 10 years for me' says Cat Stevens.

written by pinxit, 02 May 2011

Imogen Thomas's singing secret is out

She's was doing gigs all last year...

written by pinxit, 27 April 2011

Veni. Vidi.


written by pinxit, 26 April 2011

Wenger hits back at disgruntled Arsenal fans

'Luke on zee positif side. We 'ave no trophies to be run over weez a bus!'

written by pinxit, 21 April 2011

Drogba Fancies Man

chester United Move.

written by pinxit, 18 April 2011

Tiger Woods Says 'Stupid Misses' Cost Him US Masters Win

Miss World, Miss Puerto Rico and Miss Bolivia.

written by pinxit, 11 April 2011

Thought for the day: 'Less is More. No, really.'

Robert 'One-inch' Browning, 1855.

written by pinxit, 09 April 2011

Nuclear submarine gunman quizzed

"He passed on the capital of Latvia, so was the weakest link" said Ann Robinson.

written by pinxit, 09 April 2011

One swallow does not a summer make...

Still, it was very sporting of her.

written by pinxit, 06 April 2011

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