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Man convicted of hate crime after injuring self

A half white, half black guy was convicted of a hate crime after he fell and hurt himself. The D.A said because he hurt the black half, he had to charge him with a hate crime.

written by High Higgler, 17 August 2010

New study links married men to frequent hand injuries.

New study finds that married men are more likely to have hand injuries from lack of sex, causing them to masterbate way to much. The hand is not made to take this kind of abuse.

written by High Higgler, 17 August 2010

Evil Knievil plans to jumb across Angelina Jolie's Vagina.

Friends and family beg the stunt junky not to do it. Evil's best friend says. So many people have lost their career's, and lives attempting this feat, that nothing good can come out of this.

written by High Higgler, 16 August 2010

Man burns down house because wife did not dinner ready

When asked why he did this the man replied. The bitch went on a diet. I only married her cause she was fat, and I new she could cook.

written by High Higgler, 15 August 2010

Obama has bad case of the shits.

After a recent attack of the shits. White House press secretary Robert Gibbs had this to say. We dont know how this happened, but we are sure that it is George Bush's fault.

written by High Higgler, 15 August 2010

800 people wrongly convicted of terrorism because they were named Mohhamed

The FBI says their are only 3 Muslims on the planet not named Mohhamed. FBI spokesman says, we are looking into the problem to see where mistakes have been made.

written by High Higgler, 15 August 2010

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