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After Four Years of Failure, Obama Looks to Russia, North Korea and Iran for Help

When President Obama spoke at the United Nations Monday, he begged for cooperation with North Korea, Iran and Russia in an effort to end the Syrian civil war that has left the Middle East in ruin.

written by Moose, 28 September 2015

New Study Suggests Climate Change Causing Liberals and Conservatives to Evolve Differently

There has long been suspicion that liberals and conservatives are two distinct species, but this latest study seems to confirm that.

written by Moose, 26 September 2015

Hillary slams Clinton for Originating the "Obama Is A Muslim" Rumor

2015 Hillary Clinton blasted 2008 Hillary Clinton this afternoon for originating the rumor that President Obama is a Muslim.

written by Moose, 21 September 2015

Hillary Clinton sparks outrage by claiming no Republican should be President

Hilary Clinton says the United States should not elect a Republican president, sparking outrage in the Republican party.

written by Moose, 21 September 2015

Donald Trump urges focus on angry white men in Congressional White Caucus speech

Donald Trump pressed for a greater focus on helping angry white men who are more likely to be stuck in minimum wage jobs, have higher rates of illness and face higher rates of incarceration.

written by Moose, 20 September 2015

Obama Issues Exexutive Order To Make Americans Get Exactly What They Deserve

President Obama unveiled a plan to make federal agencies deliver services that Americans may not want or desire.

written by Moose, 15 September 2015

Baltimore Mayor Announces Presidential Run

Baltimore Mayor, Democrat Stephanie Rawlings-Blake, will not seek re-election in 2016, but she announced that she will be seeking the office of President of the United States.

written by Moose, 11 September 2015

Democrats finally have enough Senate votes to stifle Americans

Three Democrat senators announced today that they will vote in support of the nuclear deal with Iran. In a new CNN poll, 56% of Americans now say they think Congress should reject the deal.

written by Moose, 08 September 2015

Donald Trump fails to sign pledge not to run for King in 2016

Republican presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, announced Today that he has not signed a pledge not to run for King.

written by Moose, 03 September 2015

Donald Trump to Appear on America's Got Talent

Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump announced today that he will appear on NBC's 'America's Got Talent' in the upcoming fall season.

written by Moose, 01 September 2015

Blue Balls Creamey Introduces Second New Ice Cream Flavor

Blue Balls Creamery has released the name of the second flavor to be released when the ice cream goes back on store shelves: Mysteria.

written by Moose, 26 August 2015

Apple to Introduce Slew of Wearable Technology Products Next Year

Apple Inc. CEO, Tim Cook, announced today that they would introduce several new wearable technology products in Spring of 2016.

written by Moose, 20 June 2015

Rachel Dolezal Blasts Caitlyn Jenner for Pretending to Be Someone Else

Rachel Dolezal lambasted Caitlyn Jenner, previously known as Bruce Jenner, for pretending to be someone else.

written by Moose, 18 June 2015

Donald Trump Proposes New $1 Billion Dollar Bill

U.S. Presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, announced today that if elected President, he will direct the U.S. Treasury Secretary to print a new $1,000,000,000 dollar bill.

written by Moose, 18 June 2015

Who should be on the new $3 Dollar Bill?

The U.S. Treasury Secretary, Jack Lew, said Wednesday it will introduce a $3 bill with an LGBT community member's portrait

written by Moose, 18 June 2015

Caitlyn Jenner Blasts Rachel Dolezal for Pretending to Be Someone Else

Caitlyn Jenner, previously known as Bruce Jenner, lambasted Rachel Dolezal for pretending to be someone else.

written by Moose, 17 June 2015

Approval of Female Viagra to Spawn Gas-Powered Vibrator Industry

The FDA's recent approval of Filbanserin, dubbed "female Viagra is expected to create a new line of products: Gas-powered vibrators.

written by Moose, 10 June 2015

Obama Calls Black TV Executive a 'Gawd-Dammed Frigging Pussy'

After Byron Allen unloaded on President Barack Obama, calling him a 'White President In Black Face', Obama fired back, calling the black TV executive a "Gawd-Dammed Frigging Pussy".

written by Moose, 26 May 2015

Kelly Carlin Revises George Carlin's List of Words You Can't Say on TV

George Carlin's only daughter, Kelly Carlin, has updated her father's famous list of the "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television".

written by Moose, 23 May 2015

White Man Kills Unarmed Black Bear

ANCHORAGE, AK - An unarmed black bear was fatally shot after it threatened a white homeowner and his white dog.

written by Moose, 22 May 2015

President Obama Issues Executive Order to Fund Army of Community Organizers

President Obama announced he will send billions of dollars to various community-activist groups to combat urban police.

written by Moose, 21 May 2015

Michelle Obama Blames Her Thin Skin On Her White Ancestors

After being lambasted by both the left and right for her portrayal of being a "victim" at Tuskegee University, Michelle Obama, blamed her thin skin on her white great-great-great grandfather.

written by Moose, 14 May 2015

Kim Jong Un Executes Newborn Infant For Crying

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un executed a newborn infant for crying when the Supreme Leader visited a hospital, Un's Supreme Press Secretary, Yu Stin Ki Pu, told The Spoof Today.

written by Moose, 13 May 2015

Apple to Unveil iPen

CUPERTINO, CA - Apple announced this afternoon that it will release the iPen in June.

written by Moose, 11 May 2015

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