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After Four Years of Failure, Obama Looks to Russia, North Korea and Iran for Help
When President Obama spoke at the United Nations Monday, he begged for cooperation with North Korea, Iran and Russia in an effort to end the Syrian civil war that has left the Middle East in ruin.
written by Moose, 28 September 2015
New Study Suggests Climate Change Causing Liberals and Conservatives to Evolve Differently
There has long been suspicion that liberals and conservatives are two distinct species, but this latest study seems to confirm that.
written by Moose, 26 September 2015
Hillary slams Clinton for Originating the "Obama Is A Muslim" Rumor
2015 Hillary Clinton blasted 2008 Hillary Clinton this afternoon for originating the rumor that President Obama is a Muslim.
written by Moose, 21 September 2015
Hillary Clinton sparks outrage by claiming no Republican should be President
Hilary Clinton says the United States should not elect a Republican president, sparking outrage in the Republican party.
written by Moose, 21 September 2015
Donald Trump urges focus on angry white men in Congressional White Caucus speech
Donald Trump pressed for a greater focus on helping angry white men who are more likely to be stuck in minimum wage jobs, have higher rates of illness and face higher rates of incarceration.
written by Moose, 20 September 2015
Obama Issues Exexutive Order To Make Americans Get Exactly What They Deserve
President Obama unveiled a plan to make federal agencies deliver services that Americans may not want or desire.
written by Moose, 15 September 2015
Baltimore Mayor Announces Presidential Run
Baltimore Mayor, Democrat Stephanie Rawlings-Blake, will not seek re-election in 2016, but she announced that she will be seeking the office of President of the United States.
written by Moose, 11 September 2015
Democrats finally have enough Senate votes to stifle Americans
Three Democrat senators announced today that they will vote in support of the nuclear deal with Iran. In a new CNN poll, 56% of Americans now say they think Congress should reject the deal.
written by Moose, 08 September 2015
Donald Trump fails to sign pledge not to run for King in 2016
Republican presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, announced Today that he has not signed a pledge not to run for King.
written by Moose, 03 September 2015
Donald Trump to Appear on America's Got Talent
Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump announced today that he will appear on NBC's 'America's Got Talent' in the upcoming fall season.
written by Moose, 01 September 2015
Blue Balls Creamey Introduces Second New Ice Cream Flavor
Blue Balls Creamery has released the name of the second flavor to be released when the ice cream goes back on store shelves: Mysteria.
written by Moose, 26 August 2015
Apple to Introduce Slew of Wearable Technology Products Next Year
Apple Inc. CEO, Tim Cook, announced today that they would introduce several new wearable technology products in Spring of 2016.
written by Moose, 20 June 2015
Rachel Dolezal Blasts Caitlyn Jenner for Pretending to Be Someone Else
Rachel Dolezal lambasted Caitlyn Jenner, previously known as Bruce Jenner, for pretending to be someone else.
Donald Trump Proposes New $1 Billion Dollar Bill
U.S. Presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, announced today that if elected President, he will direct the U.S. Treasury Secretary to print a new $1,000,000,000 dollar bill.
Who should be on the new $3 Dollar Bill?
The U.S. Treasury Secretary, Jack Lew, said Wednesday it will introduce a $3 bill with an LGBT community member's portrait
Caitlyn Jenner Blasts Rachel Dolezal for Pretending to Be Someone Else
Caitlyn Jenner, previously known as Bruce Jenner, lambasted Rachel Dolezal for pretending to be someone else.
written by Moose, 17 June 2015
Approval of Female Viagra to Spawn Gas-Powered Vibrator Industry
The FDA's recent approval of Filbanserin, dubbed "female Viagra is expected to create a new line of products: Gas-powered vibrators.
written by Moose, 10 June 2015
Obama Calls Black TV Executive a 'Gawd-Dammed Frigging Pussy'
After Byron Allen unloaded on President Barack Obama, calling him a 'White President In Black Face', Obama fired back, calling the black TV executive a "Gawd-Dammed Frigging Pussy".
written by Moose, 26 May 2015
Kelly Carlin Revises George Carlin's List of Words You Can't Say on TV
George Carlin's only daughter, Kelly Carlin, has updated her father's famous list of the "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television".
written by Moose, 23 May 2015
White Man Kills Unarmed Black Bear
ANCHORAGE, AK - An unarmed black bear was fatally shot after it threatened a white homeowner and his white dog.
written by Moose, 22 May 2015
President Obama Issues Executive Order to Fund Army of Community Organizers
President Obama announced he will send billions of dollars to various community-activist groups to combat urban police.
written by Moose, 21 May 2015
Michelle Obama Blames Her Thin Skin On Her White Ancestors
After being lambasted by both the left and right for her portrayal of being a "victim" at Tuskegee University, Michelle Obama, blamed her thin skin on her white great-great-great grandfather.
written by Moose, 14 May 2015
Kim Jong Un Executes Newborn Infant For Crying
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un executed a newborn infant for crying when the Supreme Leader visited a hospital, Un's Supreme Press Secretary, Yu Stin Ki Pu, told The Spoof Today.
written by Moose, 13 May 2015
Apple to Unveil iPen
CUPERTINO, CA - Apple announced this afternoon that it will release the iPen in June.
written by Moose, 11 May 2015