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I put a spell on you.
Asda's England flag looks like a KKK costume....Tesco retaliate with BOGOF deal on fiery crosses, Sainsburys offer carrier bags with eye holes and the Co-Op merely closes early!
Hodgson names England team.
.........books day trip to Brazil!
Gerry Adams 'Questioned For 17 Hours A Day'
.......tells reporters, "I'm feckin' determined to win this years Mastermind with my specialist subject, 'The IRA's Greatest Hits'!"
A right royal carry-on!
When asked what she thought of Ulura a rather bored and hearing impaired Kate replied: "I see heir's cock quite enough at home thank you very much!"
Roll up, roll up, get your Savile claim in and 'win' £60,000.....chancers of the world unite!
Gerry and The Pacemakers cancel proposed South Korean tour out of respect.
Shake it all about!
Nick Clegg and Vince Cable consider BBC 'Strictly' compare offer.
It's a steal
Furniture Company DFS Flash sale; free cat inside every sofa.
......strewth, the truth is out there!!
Apparently Scientists have recreated Mars in Herefordshire at a cost of £1.2bn.........surely it would have been cheaper to go to Norfolk if looking for aliens?
Schwarzenegger To Play Ageing Terminator
........thus reprising that classic line..."Ow! My back!"
..."Gobble Gobble Gotcha!
Turkey shoots down Syrian military jet...foul play suspected.
........."pack of three Danno!"
Hawaii law lets cops have sex with prostitutes.....Hawaii Five-Ho?
...............dope off the rope.
Pope Francis makes the Mafia an offer they can't refuse;"Repent or you gonna go to hell!"
Nineteeth Nervous Breakdown
Mick Jaggers squeeze L'Wren Scott found dead-possible suicide!
The body of a nude man was washed up on Cornwall beach with a sock stuffed in his mouth........somebody obviously got carried away when he cried "sock it to me baby!"
Lets not Labour it.
Benn and gorn!
......69 + 21 = egg flied lice & pork balls
UK Teachers To Get Maths Lessons From Chinese Teachers.....bloody handy when the kids want to order a take-a-way at lunchtime!!
Russell Crowe's Noah movie Banned In Three Arab Countries......but tickets sell out in 1 hour in Somerset!
...........when the going gets Ruff!
The winner of Crufts 2014 'Ricky' has been disqualified after a prosthetic arm was found up his anus! Ricky's creator, Victor Frankenstein Jr. retorted, "fuck it, better luck next year you bastard's!"
In a bold move aimed at assisting ever falling ratings TV Licence dodgers may not be prosecuted if they promise to watch only Terrestrial TV and never ending shite British programmes!!
What a gash!
Sex specialists report extra activity in North Devon this afternoon as 'the earth moved' for many inhabitants!
Owners of a house in Ripon, Yorkshire, under which a large sinkhole has appeared have called in experts Jack O'Neill and the Stargate team to sort it.
.."One is amused...not!"
Her Maj, the Queen meets Dame Helen Mirren at Buck House soiree. Phil the Greek gets confused and asks her,"where the bloody hell did I leave my feckin' teeth last night?"
"....pistol packing mama's!"
200 active women soldiers sent home for being pregnant....obviously they were not firing blanks!
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