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......strewth, the truth is out there!!

Apparently Scientists have recreated Mars in Herefordshire at a cost of £1.2bn.........surely it would have been cheaper to go to Norfolk if looking for aliens?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 March 2014
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Schwarzenegger To Play Ageing Terminator

........thus reprising that classic line..."Ow! My back!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 March 2014
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..."Gobble Gobble Gotcha!

Turkey shoots down Syrian military jet...foul play suspected.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 23 March 2014
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........."pack of three Danno!"

Hawaii law lets cops have sex with prostitutes.....Hawaii Five-Ho?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 March 2014
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...............dope off the rope.

Pope Francis makes the Mafia an offer they can't refuse;"Repent or you gonna go to hell!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 March 2014
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Nineteeth Nervous Breakdown

Mick Jaggers squeeze L'Wren Scott found dead-possible suicide!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 17 March 2014
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Wanker!!

The body of a nude man was washed up on Cornwall beach with a sock stuffed in his mouth........somebody obviously got carried away when he cried "sock it to me baby!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 14 March 2014
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Lets not Labour it.

Benn and gorn!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 14 March 2014
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......69 + 21 = egg flied lice & pork balls

UK Teachers To Get Maths Lessons From Chinese Teachers.....bloody handy when the kids want to order a take-a-way at lunchtime!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 12 March 2014
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.........all aboard!

Russell Crowe's Noah movie Banned In Three Arab Countries......but tickets sell out in 1 hour in Somerset!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 10 March 2014
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...........when the going gets Ruff!

The winner of Crufts 2014 'Ricky' has been disqualified after a prosthetic arm was found up his anus! Ricky's creator, Victor Frankenstein Jr. retorted, "fuck it, better luck next year you bastard's!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 10 March 2014
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.............Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

In a bold move aimed at assisting ever falling ratings TV Licence dodgers may not be prosecuted if they promise to watch only Terrestrial TV and never ending shite British programmes!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 08 March 2014
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What a gash!

Sex specialists report extra activity in North Devon this afternoon as 'the earth moved' for many inhabitants!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 20 February 2014
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....................down below.

Owners of a house in Ripon, Yorkshire, under which a large sinkhole has appeared have called in experts Jack O'Neill and the Stargate team to sort it.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 18 February 2014
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.."One is amused...not!"

Her Maj, the Queen meets Dame Helen Mirren at Buck House soiree. Phil the Greek gets confused and asks her,"where the bloody hell did I leave my feckin' teeth last night?"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 18 February 2014
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"....pistol packing mama's!"

200 active women soldiers sent home for being pregnant....obviously they were not firing blanks!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 17 February 2014
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Waltons Star Ralph Waite Dies At 85

"G'night John boy!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 14 February 2014
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...........Bonkers Boris

"Tube strike does not stop London's commuters" dribbles Boris, of course not you prat, most have feet, bikes or cars and can ill afford to stay at home and lose wages!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 06 February 2014
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In the pink!

Pink Won't Make Girls Think, Says Govt Minister Jenny Willott.....it obviously did not work for you love you joined the LibDems!!!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 06 February 2014
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The Clown who could be king!

Prince Chaz follows Phil the Greeks penchant for classic gaffe's by describing Somerset floods as; "jolly good disaster".........and to think, this inbred klutz could one day be KING....jeez!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 04 February 2014
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Spread a little happiness-Oooh-la-la!

Demand For Real Butter Is Spreading.....After Hollywood executives order re-make of Last Tango In Paris!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 03 February 2014
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School Daze

Education Minister and registered Imbecile Michael 'Gofer' Gove announces 10-hour school day.....'more time to sleep' added a spokesschoolchild before collapsing over his desk in a stupour!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 03 February 2014
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What a whopper!!

Police Officer Seizes 15-Inch Knife From Stairwell.....a Met spokesman said they are on the lookout for a tall gentleman with an Australian accent!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 02 February 2014
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Vive la France!

Hundreds Arrested During Hollande Protests.......obviously Valerie Trierweiler has a bigger fan club than poor old Franc realised!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 January 2014
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