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Makin' da offer capisce.

Pope denounces 'evil' crime syndicate......disbands Catholic church!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 June 2014
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Balls to this!

Hodgson to keep job as England manager until Bruce Forsyth becomes available, lets face it his footwork is legendary.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 21 June 2014
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BUGOFF!

Supermarket chain Morrison is to cut up to 2,600 jobs following a 7.1% slump in sales...Capitalism at it's finest.....expect the rest of the overpriced greedy bastards to follow suit!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 19 June 2014
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McWhippy!

McDonald's to recruit 8,000 young staff. "12 Years A Slave":The Sequel!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 19 June 2014
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Sniffer dogs my arse!

BREAKING NEWS: Parliament evacuated due to a 'suspicious' package...later confirmed as one of Ed Milibands soiled nappies!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 19 June 2014
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I put a spell on you.

Asda's England flag looks like a KKK costume....Tesco retaliate with BOGOF deal on fiery crosses, Sainsburys offer carrier bags with eye holes and the Co-Op merely closes early!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 30 May 2014
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Hodgson names England team.

.........books day trip to Brazil!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 12 May 2014
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Gerry Adams 'Questioned For 17 Hours A Day'

.......tells reporters, "I'm feckin' determined to win this years Mastermind with my specialist subject, 'The IRA's Greatest Hits'!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 04 May 2014
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A right royal carry-on!

When asked what she thought of Ulura a rather bored and hearing impaired Kate replied: "I see heir's cock quite enough at home thank you very much!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 April 2014
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Howsaboutit

Roll up, roll up, get your Savile claim in and 'win' £60,000.....chancers of the world unite!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 April 2014
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Ferry Sad

Gerry and The Pacemakers cancel proposed South Korean tour out of respect.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 April 2014
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Shake it all about!

Nick Clegg and Vince Cable consider BBC 'Strictly' compare offer.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 04 April 2014
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It's a steal

Furniture Company DFS Flash sale; free cat inside every sofa.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 04 April 2014
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......strewth, the truth is out there!!

Apparently Scientists have recreated Mars in Herefordshire at a cost of £1.2bn.........surely it would have been cheaper to go to Norfolk if looking for aliens?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 March 2014
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Schwarzenegger To Play Ageing Terminator

........thus reprising that classic line..."Ow! My back!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 March 2014
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..."Gobble Gobble Gotcha!

Turkey shoots down Syrian military jet...foul play suspected.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 23 March 2014
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........."pack of three Danno!"

Hawaii law lets cops have sex with prostitutes.....Hawaii Five-Ho?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 March 2014
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...............dope off the rope.

Pope Francis makes the Mafia an offer they can't refuse;"Repent or you gonna go to hell!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 March 2014
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Nineteeth Nervous Breakdown

Mick Jaggers squeeze L'Wren Scott found dead-possible suicide!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 17 March 2014
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Wanker!!

The body of a nude man was washed up on Cornwall beach with a sock stuffed in his mouth........somebody obviously got carried away when he cried "sock it to me baby!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 14 March 2014
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Lets not Labour it.

Benn and gorn!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 14 March 2014
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......69 + 21 = egg flied lice & pork balls

UK Teachers To Get Maths Lessons From Chinese Teachers.....bloody handy when the kids want to order a take-a-way at lunchtime!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 12 March 2014
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.........all aboard!

Russell Crowe's Noah movie Banned In Three Arab Countries......but tickets sell out in 1 hour in Somerset!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 10 March 2014
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...........when the going gets Ruff!

The winner of Crufts 2014 'Ricky' has been disqualified after a prosthetic arm was found up his anus! Ricky's creator, Victor Frankenstein Jr. retorted, "fuck it, better luck next year you bastard's!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 10 March 2014
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