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Express Owner Desmond Gives £1m To UKIP
Do-nothing-Dave and Little Eddie Milipeed have bowel malfunctions!
Corrie To Lay Anne Kirkbride's Deirdre To Rest
Why not bury the rest of the cast, they have been 'dead' for feckin' years.
Sturgeon Tells Little Eddie Milipeed: I Will Make You PM
"You shall go to the Ball....after you have given me yours!"
Poll: Tories And Labour Still Neck And Neck
if only with the noose around BOTH their necks!
Supermarket Revamps Bonus Scheme For Top Managers
Every bit of staff exploitation helps!
London Jewellery Heist 'Likely An Inside Job' say Police.
......talk about stating the bleedin' obvious.....come back Columbo, all is foregiven!!
Boost For Miliband And Labour In New Polls
Or in plain English, they are further up the poll than usual!
Prince William On Alert For Royal Baby Dash.
Determined to get there this time before the real father arrives.
TV Debate Notes Reveal Little Eddie Milipeed 'The Happy Wanderer'.
Oh, may I go a-wandering
Until the day I die!
Oh, may I always laugh and sing,
Beneath God's clear blue sky! Come visit Little Ed at Broadmoor Mon-Fri admission free!
Harry To Train With Australian Special Forces.
..cannot wait to sample the 'bush' tucker Sheila's!
Do-nothing-Dave Pledges To Create Two Million Extra Jobs
,....plus a cure for cancer, total world peace, trains that run on time and a free curlywurly for everyone!
PM Says Britain Needs To Take Cuts 'Medicine'.
Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Part 6 cometh if Torys win election.
B&Q Owner To Shut 60 Stores Amid Profit Slump
....talk about DIY!
Ed 'mincer' Milipeed And Do-nothing-Dave For Live Showdown,
The "Powderpuff two-step"
Styles In Tears After Zayn Malik Leaves 1D
I know how he must feel I cannot stop crying tears of joy myself. One down, four to go!
Poll: Do-nothing-Dave Wins Leaders' TV Clash.
..up against Little Eddie Milipeed even a 3 year old could win....well done Dave!
'Home Alone' Arrest Made Every Day - Report
.....about bloody time, those movies are diabolical!
Hard Ed v Smooth Dave: The Verdict.
............two tossers for the price of one!
Wife Jailed For Attempt To 'Boil Her Husband'.
..............poor sod, he only married her for her culinary skills in the first place!
Britain To Boost Falkland Islands Defences
.....two new peashooters purchased from Amazon.
Church Appoints Its Second Woman Bishop
.....due to a dire shortage of choirboys!
Animals May Help Predict Earthquakes -Study
nothing new here, my cat reaches 5.1 on the Richter scale every time he craps for England!!
TV's 'Neighbours' At 30: Top Facts About The Soap
............It's still crap!
Billions Of Planets In Our Galaxy 'May Hold Life'
..Jeremy Kyle show renewed for another 5 years!
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