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"I fall to pieces!"
Ben Nevis climber killed in 165ft fall......yep, that'll do it every time!
You want spare screws with that sir?
IKEA flat packed meatballs withdrawn over Norsemeat fears!
Geriactric Uni
Only a Tory boy could come up with this one....mind you by age 72 I could get a degree and an unpaid job stacking shelves in Poundland!
Flying or grounded?
Axminster carpets laid to rest after 250 years..roll on!
........chips with everything!!
Part-time Prime Minister ?'Do-nothing-Dave' on another cheap holiday deal in India...."stick him in the Curry!"
...encore!!
Richard Briars dies....first time was so good he gave an encore.
Ta Ta Tavarich
Russian politician found dead in cement barrel....thats him set for life then!
Hang 'em high!
N-Dubz Dappy given suspended sentence...."sod it, I thought that referred to hanging!"
......."You're nicked your Highness!"
Operation Yewtree cops arrest Richard the Third skeleton for the murder of two young Princes in 1483!!
"No Win no nuttin'"
Richard III spinal curvature attributed to 'medieval wheel clamp'...lawyers4U considering legal action.
"Crumbs!!"
Hot on the heels of supposedly finding 'Richard the Turd' the hunt is now on for AlfRed the Great....rumoured to be buried under Gregg's the baker in Whitechapel.
.......Mirror, Mirror!
The facial reconstruction of Richard the III looks like Prince Charming from Shreck 2....come on guys you can do better than that surely?
"Can I have some more please, Sir?"
Poverty blamed for increase in child neglect...welcome to 'Great' Britain 2013....well done Tory Boys!!
..."Oooh, Rodney!"
Gay marriage: Cameron could pay a heavy price....you bet cobber Nick will now be legally humping you 24/7!
"You pleased to see me?"
Johnny Depp to play mobster Whitey Bulger having previously turned down the role of Ivor Bigun!
One cannot believe it!
A man was tasered and arrested by Police outside Buckingham Palace, it was later discovered to be Phil the Greek in disguise heading for Ali Bongo's kebab cart parked in the Mall, Phil was not happy!
Hold that Camel!
Do-nothing-Dave makes surprise trip to Libya, another late deal with Thomson Dave?
"You Doughnuts!"
Hundreds of birds have washed up on South Coast, sounds like another TOWIE appreciation society day trip that's gone wrong!
"I'll be leaving yew now!"
EX New Labour Fourth Reich Fuhrer Tony Bliar receives Award for helping Poles to move to England. I always knew he had both hands grafted onto his buttucks, palms outstretched!
Hands up!
How many poms could pass the new UK Citizen Test I wonder.....no, Captain Jack Sparrow did not die at the battle of Trafalgar cobber!
Mali high!
Here we go again...British troops deployed to Mali initially in a 'training' role...get the body bags ready!
Sit-Vac
Queen Beatrix ("no, not Potter boy!") to abdicate Dutch throne...."quick Chaz, now's yer chance cobber!"
Geronimo!!
Ministers are working on plans to put off Bulgarians and Romanians from flooing into the UK....rumour has it Do-nothing-Dave has purchased two cut-price Nuclear Warheads in readiness to 'nuke 'em!
It's the Ripper!!
Nick Clegg suggests Coalition cut too deeply,was Jack The Ripper a seriel killer already!!
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