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Animals May Help Predict Earthquakes -Study

nothing new here, my cat reaches 5.1 on the Richter scale every time he craps for England!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 25 March 2015
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TV's 'Neighbours' At 30: Top Facts About The Soap

............It's still crap!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 18 March 2015
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Billions Of Planets In Our Galaxy 'May Hold Life'

..Jeremy Kyle show renewed for another 5 years!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 18 March 2015
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Budget: Osborne Insists 'The Plan Is Working'

....to right George, another five years of Conservative rule and we'll be on par with Albania!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 18 March 2015
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Three Judges Fired For Watching Porn At Work

..puts whole new slant on the saying "here comes the Judge!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 18 March 2015
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Ikea Bans Hide-And-Seek In its Stores

................the poor sods were merely trying to find the way out.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 18 March 2015
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Clarkson's Rise: 'You Can't Live Without Him'

..wanna bet, I'm doing nicely thank you!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 12 March 2015
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Specsavers beckons!

Visually impaired pensioner thought he was signing a 'relegate' Clarkson petition!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 11 March 2015
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Strop Gear

Jeremy Clarkson finally diagnosed...as a tosser!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 10 March 2015
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Work Begins To Excavate 3,000 Plague Skeletons.

....doubtless all ex-Tesco night time employee's? "Those night shifts are a bitch"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 10 March 2015
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Police Forces Lose Track Of 396 Sex Offenders!

.....try sifting through the Conservative Party lads!!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 10 March 2015
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Sarah Brightman Writing Song To Sing In Space

.....thank Christ for that!!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 10 March 2015
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"I dig it man!"

Work Begins To Excavate 3,000 Plague Skeletons in London.......all possibly ex-Tesco night shift employee's.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 10 March 2015
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"For my next ladies and gentlemens!"

Having finally collected enough cereal coupons to get his free Harry Potter wand Do-nothing-Dave Pledges to open 500 New Free Schools....coming soon: flying pigs and hen's teeth..."jus' like that!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 09 March 2015
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Eurovision 2015

UK entry Electro Velvet on target for prestigeous bottom position singing "Goodnight Vienna"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 08 March 2015
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'Pee Power' Toilet Generates Electricity

A prototype toilet which uses urine to generate electricity has been launched on a UK university campus. Hopefully they will slash their prices.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 06 March 2015
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Harrison Ford Injured In Plane Crash

Upcoming movie title changed to, Indiana Jones: Pilot from hell.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 06 March 2015
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So What Is Holding PM Back From Head-To-Head debate

.........perchance he has left his 'gonads' in a pub somewhere?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 06 March 2015
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Half A Million Migrants To England Since 2011....

..............or, as UK employers describe it,"come on down the price is right!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 06 March 2015
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The legs have it!

HOLLYWOOD EXCLUSIVE: Harrison Ford returning for blade runner sequel if Oscar loans him his legs.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 28 February 2015
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"Mr Spock has left the building!

"Its life Jim but not as I knew it!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 February 2015
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Madonna blames Brit Awards trip on cloak

....or was it 'the real thing' I wonder?.....typo's rule!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 26 February 2015
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St Trinians girls head for Syria

......ISIS surrender!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 25 February 2015
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All new UK girl band ISIS to tour Syria

"An explosive must-see act" Rolling Stone. "They simply blew me away" NME. "A real blast!" Mojo.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 21 February 2015
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