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Alex Reid threatens to leave Katie Price?
'Get your tits out in public again and I'll walk', threatens Reid.
We think he's got one letter wrong!
i-phone 'sex-toy' launched
Apple have today launched a combination iphone/vibrator which will be marketed as the iphone 4g-spot.
At 65 Rod Stewart asks 'Do You Think I'm Sexy?'
'I'm far funnier than Peter Kay', brags James Corden
We assume he meant to say 'far fatter'.
Susan Boyle: A Lesson in Frugality
Susan Boyle, allowed only £500 per week from her multi-million pound fortune, still manages to save £450 per week.
Girl's Aloud, Kimberley Walsh confesses.......
'I've only slept with two men', confesses Kimberley Walsh 'but shagged hundreds!'
Pope's critics claim 'Excessive Popery'
We can only speculate as to why the Pope's visit should have increased demand for dried and fragrantly scented plant material!
Raoul Moat Evades Police
Raoul Moat slipped through a police cordon last night and robbed a butcher's shop. Inattentive officer's, if found guilty of misteaks could be for the chop!
Johnny Depp to release fitness DVD
Johnny Depp is to release a fitness DVD......' Pilates in the Caribbean'.
Pole- dancing club forced to close.
The owner of a proposed pole-dancing club in Dudley was forced to abandon his plans, when he could not find sufficient Polish dancers.
New lead on location of Raoul Moat.
Police are now working on a new lead that 'Raoul Moat' is not the fugitive's name, but an anagram of his whereabouts.
My name is RONALD, claims Raoul Moat
Claims made that Moat's anger stems from the fact that his father could not spell 'Ronald' when registering his birth.
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