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Duke & Duchess of Cambridge 'Want to do a serious job'

There's a few million proletariat citizens that would like that too!

But they have no choice in the matter, and no rich Mummy and Daddy either!

"Just thought I'd mention it like!"

written by Inchcock, 16 September 2012
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Man arrested after shooting himself in genitals!

The 36-year-old claimed that after finding the fire-arm, he planned to sell it on. But, as he checked that the gun worked, the bungling lad managed to shoot himself in his family jewels.... Ooooh!

written by Inchcock, 16 September 2012
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Truant bot impaled on metal spike!

Attempting to clamber over a fence so that he could bunk off lessons, the 16-year-old was left in excruciating pain as he slipped during his climb.

Pictures from the Star

written by Inchcock, 16 September 2012
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New Bombshell of Disastrous Statin Side Effects

Such as: Short temper - Hostility - Homicidal urges - Amnesia - Kidney failure - Diarrhea - Cramp in legs - Nerve damage - Mental awe - Liver damage & Neuropathy etc

"Oh dear, and me on 40mg a day!"

written by Inchcock, 15 September 2012
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Denise Welsh admit's she's a sex addict!

Well she didn't answer my begging letters...!

written by Inchcock, 15 September 2012
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Nottingham Castle to be revitalised

Nottingham City Council has announced plans to revitalise Nottingham Castle to turn it into a world-class tourist destination.

"That'll please the muggers... more targets!"

written by Inchcock, 15 September 2012
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Soldiers to step in if Unions stage big strike!

The Government is holding talks with the military on the issue.

"Great idea, bring em back from getting killed in Afghanistan, I'm all for that!"

written by Inchcock, 14 September 2012
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Kate & Wills want two children!

Prince William is desperate to be a dad and he wants two kids, he revealed.

"My neighbour says they can have two of hers - she can't afford to keep them, she's working!"

written by Inchcock, 14 September 2012
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Rolf Harris joins Channel 5 Vet series

"I hope they "Tie his Kangaroo down Sport..."

written by Inchcock, 14 September 2012
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Cross-dresser hurls plate at cafe customer!

Who complained his testicles were on show under skimpy outfit.

What was he having I wonder? Meat and two veg?

written by Inchcock, 14 September 2012
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Live frog found in Waitrose salad bag

Mother was left hopping mad after her daughter found a live frog in a bag of salad she bought from her local Waitrose in Hampshire.

"Never happy some people - it proves it was fresh!"

written by Inchcock, 13 September 2012
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Robbie Williams: I want Andy Murray in my pants!

He wants to see him modelling his Farrell Fashion label undies.

Elton and Cliff might too!

written by Inchcock, 13 September 2012
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Respect Party leaader, Salma Yaqoob quits!

The leader of the Respect Party, Salma Yaqoob, resigns and quits the party, blaming a "breakdown in trust" at senior levels within the organisation.

"Your turn now Cameron!"

written by Inchcock, 13 September 2012
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Osborne: Capitalism is essential for Britain's survival!

As Ken Livingstone said:

World wide capitalism kills more people everyday than Hitler did. And he was crazy

"He's right you know!"

written by Inchcock, 13 September 2012
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Matt Smith needs all his energy to play the Doctor!

Matt Smith has played Doctor Who for three years and it seems the role is starting to take its toll on him.

"Who'd have thought it!"

written by Inchcock, 13 September 2012
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50,000 bogus students flooded into Britain

Following disastrous immigration reforms.

"I'm not surprised!"

written by Inchcock, 13 September 2012
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Drink-driver aged just 14 is pulled over by police

The 14-year-old boy was stopped by West Midlands Police.

"Suppose they'll arrange free driving lessons for him as a punishment before he sells his story to the Sun?"

written by Inchcock, 12 September 2012
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Asda produce the Cameron Chair

It can lie-low, turn 360 degrees, and has an ATM attached.

written by Inchcock, 12 September 2012
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Cameron half way through Coalition Government

It's depressing, as halfway through the Coalition Government, we don't know what Cameron is for yet - except cuts, centralisation, and privatisation.

written by Inchcock, 12 September 2012
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Union Bosses in Call to Occupy Public Buildings!

Selectively I hope... we've already got threeteen and a bit million people occupying the benefits offices!

written by Inchcock, 12 September 2012
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Wayne Rooney: Son's birth made me grow up!

Oh I am glad... but most people grow up with or without having a child...

"Never mind!"

written by Inchcock, 11 September 2012
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Volvo's new V40 - Officially The safest car in the world

Just what the family needs - and a snip at from £23,745!

written by Inchcock, 11 September 2012
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David Laws reinstated as Minister

David Laws: who swizzed £40,000 from taxpayers, is back?
In what other job would this be OK?

"Bloody Nepotists!"

written by Inchcock, 11 September 2012
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Tory MPs demand more rights against burglars!

At last... something I can agree with!

written by Inchcock, 10 September 2012
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