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Stodge Explains

England Manager Roy Stodge explained the World Cup was a training exercise for the next World Cup.

written by j.w., 22 June 2014

Blare Speaks

Former Prime Minister Tony Blare solves Middle East problems by killing everyone there.

written by j.w., 16 June 2014

Oxford's Isis Crew Excel in Iraq

Oxford's substitute boat race crew, the Sunny Isis outfit, have pulled off a great victory in Iraq beating the local Shit crew who were last seen running from the scene.

written by j.w., 13 June 2014

Tory Extremist Scandal

Freak school to be closed after discovery of Tory think tank in headmaster's closet.

written by j.w., 09 June 2014

Gove In May

The marriage is announced between Theresa Gove and May Day, the first gay marriage in Parliamentary history. Muslims - take that!

written by j.w., 05 June 2014

Clegg Keeps Cable Out Of Trouble

Clegg convinces Cable not to Nick the Crown

written by j.w., 03 June 2014

Guitar World Cup Shock

Tapes by Guitarist dubbaid sensation.

written by j.w., 01 June 2014

Kate's Bottom Snapped

Royal complaint at bare cheek of the press.

written by j.w., 30 May 2014

LibDem Disaster

Con Vinced Deputy Clegg Shot Beside Oak Tree

written by j.w., 28 May 2014

Elections could be Void

The Government is proposing that any election that does not get a 50% turnout should be invalid.

written by j.w., 22 May 2014


My garden shed is now on the market. Room for a bed if the fork and spade are placed carefully. £300,000.

written by j.w., 21 May 2014

Against Europe

Britain seems to be set on sending more politicians to Europe who don't want to be there because nobody wants to live next door to them in this country.

written by j.w., 20 May 2014

Hammer Blow

Manager at West Ham is now likely to be Moyes or Rednapp as Allardyce finds blowing 0-0 bubbles in East London is winning him few friends.

written by j.w., 20 May 2014

Ravel's Opera Discovered

An opera by Ravel called 'The Nightmare' has been found about Sam Allardyce being sacked by West Ham to become manager of Queen's Park Rangers just after Ravel has signed a contract to play for QPR.

written by j.w., 10 May 2014

Parliamentary Question

When will you ever answer Mr Cameron?

written by j.w., 01 May 2014

Blair's Dossier 2

Tony Blair has unveiled Dossier 2 on the Middle East, a sequel to his famous Iraq one. Instead of Weapons of Mass Destruction Blair has discovered an Islamic Plot to Rule The World.

written by j.w., 25 April 2014

Easter Egg Disappointment for Spoof

Bad Yolk.

written by j.w., 20 April 2014

Opinion Pool

Dive in a get the opinion you want.

written by j.w., 15 April 2014


Pickles didn't go the right school but he has eaten written all over him.

written by j.w., 15 April 2014


Oscar Pisstake is to win an Oscar for his brilliant acting.

written by j.w., 09 April 2014

Miller Moved

Cabinet Minister Maria Miller is moving from Culture Secretary to the Front Line in an army incursion into Syria.

written by j.w., 06 April 2014

Ping Found

Chinese vessels who hear a Ping in the Indian Ocean are using sniffer dogs to find a Pong.

written by j.w., 06 April 2014

Miller Up the Polel

Culture Secretary Maria Miller has topped the Poll in the Daily Miller as the Tories favourite MP.

written by j.w., 06 April 2014

Sell Off Mix Up

Government accused of selling the Royal Mail too cheaply when they thought they were selling the Daily Mail

written by j.w., 01 April 2014

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