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5th Runway for Heathrow Definitely Out

'They don't even use all the runways they've got': critics.

written by Catherine the Average, 23 December 2010
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Princess Anne Tweet

Spent morning secretly adding more firepower to Christmas crackers.

written by Catherine the Average, 22 December 2010
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Xmas one of few occasions we get to be a typical family. Thank Gd social workers have time off!

written by Catherine the Average, 21 December 2010
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Happy about engagement as really enjoy bench pressing Mike Tindal so good he's staying on.

written by Catherine the Average, 21 December 2010
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Helped put up nativity scene today. Painted Mary's hair red so she looks like Ferguson. HA HA HA!

written by Catherine the Average, 21 December 2010
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Better get that chainsaw I asked for.

written by Catherine the Average, 20 December 2010
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In the dog house

Labrador Retrievers, convinced they are starving, furious Bob Geldof hasn't done a video to feed them.

written by Catherine the Average, 19 December 2010
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Make do with lessers: servants make fantastic pins for a round of Skittles!

written by Catherine the Average, 19 December 2010
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Brace for a Generation of BA Babies

Left with little to do at shambolic Heathrow, reports say stranded travellers are shagging like mad.

written by Catherine the Average, 19 December 2010
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Up Against the Wall

Michelle Obama defriends Queen on Facebook in hurt feelings row over royal wedding guest list.

written by Catherine the Average, 18 December 2010
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How to play Pin the Tail on the Virgin Sacrifice if K. Middleton not at Sandringham for Xmas?

written by Catherine the Average, 18 December 2010
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I'm Dreaming of a Wet, Muddy Field

New poll finds 98% of Britons agree this White Christmas thing is f*^@ing miserable.

written by Catherine the Average, 16 December 2010
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Father Christmas is an old fattie.

written by Catherine the Average, 15 December 2010
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Row with Mummy over remark to pensioner, then she offers to make me Duchess of Catarrh. Might do, tho.

written by Catherine the Average, 15 December 2010
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Patients at Lumpydown Children's Hospital less worried about illness now I've told them there's no Santa.

written by Catherine the Average, 15 December 2010
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But who will be her freaky celebrity pet?

Liz Hurley advances bid to become Liz Taylor.

written by Catherine the Average, 14 December 2010
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Thinning Heir

Clarence House says engagement photos airbrushed because hairbrush deemed unnecessary.

written by Catherine the Average, 14 December 2010
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All Rights Reserved

TSA considers Aguilera X-Factor appearance as new 'Security and You' video.

written by Catherine the Average, 14 December 2010
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This may feel a little bit cold

Christina Aguilera unrepentant after on-air trip to gyno.

written by Catherine the Average, 14 December 2010
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Deck chairs on the Titanic to be re-arranged

Unexpected rash of celebrity break-ups threatens another tedious round of who's shagging who.

written by Catherine the Average, 14 December 2010
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Virtual Princess?

News of the World claims Kate Middleton may be a hologram after engagement photos airbrush shock.

written by Catherine the Average, 14 December 2010
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Princess Anne Tweet

Cut down Christmas tree today. Teeth quite sore.

written by Catherine the Average, 14 December 2010
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Shoved stupid bouquet in donation kettle during visit to Salvation Army. V. Attractive uniforms, however.

written by Catherine the Average, 13 December 2010
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Staff Christmas party to be less fun this year as have loaned water cannon to Metropolitan Police.

written by Catherine the Average, 13 December 2010
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