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Idiot: Evolution is rubbish.
Expert: It's fact. Man was a monkey once. One species evolves from another.
Idiot: Dogs and cats.
Expert: What about them?
Idiot: Where's the cogs and dats?
Pope Francis Apologizes for Inquisition.
"There'll be no more scattering of ashes," said he.
Are you a "Sceptonoiac"?
The NWO Tavistock Inst. has cited a new mental 'illness'. "SCEPTONOIA", first discovered by Dr. Wun Long Lie of N. Korea, means "an habitual refusal to believe what the media tell you." Treatable.
It seems that Rowling has written more words than Proust or Dickens in her short career and after a late start at 24 year old. How odd is that? Surely..duh.. there are not others involved?
White House Statement
BEWARE OF CONSPIRACY THEORISTS!
Those people are up to no good.
Branson on Meeting Trump
"For somebody who is running to be leader of the free world to be so wrapped up in himself rather than concerned with global issues, is very worrying."
But it's OK if you buy up Australia for England.
Potter Marketing Goes On.
The Potter Gold Mine cranks on thanks to massive free marketing from the UK press.
Rowling's latest Twitter on Trump got praised;
"Boo you Donald!".
Is there no end to this woman's brilliance?
The Vatican Rules
"Hillary hates Catholics". Sure she does Donald.
On Jul 23 Pope Francis publicly endorsed Hillary for president. That put a few votes her way or what? Hillary is pro abortion, duh? Join the dots.
Are They Trying to Find out ALL about you?
A man who won $20 in an Australian casino had to fill out a form giving his address, phone number, date of birth, age, marital status and annual income before he could pick it up. This is not made up.
Irish Bachelor Commits Suicide
Bello Masaba had 86 wives. He was a faith healer from Nigeria and 86 years old. On hearing the news 40 yr old Irishman Sean Murphy killed himself. "I can't get even one bitch to talk to me!" he wrote.
Universal UK Media Applause for Rowling
UK Media applause for Rowling in a recent response to Trump on her Twitter was unanimous. "Pure genius" was the verdict. What exactly did she say?
Wake up Sheeple!
Trump Not Guilty
Trump's lawyer Aesop Skilling of London stated: "My client Mister Trump is not guilty of fondling this woman's breasts. The fact is... the lady's breasts fondled him."
Vimeo's Most Watched Video
Confused beautiful blonde who thinks she is a redhead posing in white lingerie that she thinks is black before a middle-aged pervert with a camera she thinks is a photographer.
Trump Confesses All
"Brain cancer will not stop me becoming President."
Spoof Got it Nailed Again.
Harry Potter and Accursed Child indeed!
We give you.... From last year...the doomed foretelling...
Consensus Opinion as follows:
"It's just a little TV excitement put on and paid for by the rich. So's we all believe we got a 'democracy" and all that crap. The President was picked three years ago."
Latest Clip from "Idiot-Expert" US TV Show.
Idiot: Is there a God?
Expert: No. God is just an idea.
Idiot: Where do ideas come from?
Idiot: Where do ideas come from?
Idiot: You don't know.
Expert: Do so!
The Biggest Socially Accepted Swindles.
1. Mobile Phone Charges.
2. Broadband Charges.
3. ATM Charges.
4. Garbage Collection.
7. PUBLIC TRANSPORT.
WHAT WE ALL NEED SHOULD NOT BE IN THE CONTROL OF PROFITEERS.
Picasso a Pedophile
Lifelong brothel crawler Pablo Picasso was a pedophile according to Rolf Harris's daughter Bindi Nicholls. Price of his doodles expected to soar.
Who Made the Most Money out of Harry Potter?
Answer: THE FREEMASONS IN PUBLISHING, FILM AND MARKETING who concocted it. But...shhssh... don't go telling anybody...you are not supposed to know.
Trump to Star in "The Producers"
Trump has been asked to play Broadway manager Max Bialystock in a remake of "The Producers".
"Like Max's play the more Trump tries to make sure he flops, the more likely he may succeed," said Warners.
Reactions to Trump
N.Korea beware. Reaction = mild.
Wall around Mexico = so-so.
Muslims out of US = so-so.
Air-bomb Isis = mild.
Stop Iran = mild.
Bomb Iraq's oil fields = mild.
Did I say "pussy" = Shock-Horror.
Libraries in Australia are called "kindergartens".
That is where you go to watch herds of kids run wild, scream, whimper and bawl while their mums gossip and read the mags.
The Vatican has redefined homosexuality as a "spiritual-psychological impairment". Practitioners everywhere are going bananas. NWO in jeopardy.
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