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Trump in Virginia
They say my wife is a tramp... that's OK. They say I'm here to make Hillary president... that's OK. They say I play golf with Bill Clinton... that's OK. They say we will destroy the Earth.. that's OK.
Queen's Honours List
LONDON: Queens Honours List just released. No sighting of Rowling yet again. Recipients will receive a watch and an ornament of Big Ben for their mantelpiece.
Two Women Interviewed
Q: What was your worst trauma?
Woman 1: "I was groped once by a famous celebrity".
Q. What was your greatest thrill?
Woman 2: I was groped once by a famous celebrity."
Common Sense Mag
A magazine called Common Sense was released today in New York. It's leading articles are...
1. 97%+ Americans want peace.
2. Jews are victims of Zionists.
3. 99.9% Muslims are not ISIS.
Proof Tony Blair No Longer Exists
Well... the media don't mention him. Dat's how.
Not a single word about Blair or from Blair... since the 'inquiry' written up by friends of his best buddy Gordon Brown.
Bookies' Prices on UK City of Culture 2017
UK Bookies have released prices on next year's UK City of Culture 'winner'.
Somewhere not in Scotland... 100/1
LONDON: Banks tested for crises capability. "Weakest have lowest reserves". Oh really? And how many of the 51 banks tested have an ounce of gold?
Rowling Announces Potter Book 8
"Never say never", she says. Duh? And Potter sheeple everywhere figured they had closed dat old Potter gold mine for good and gone home. Have your pocket money ready.
RBS Bank Fails Stress Test
LONDON: RBS banks fails stress test. Queen announces national day of mourning.
LONDON: The BBC are in desperate need of stories on the theme of "innocents being attacked". If you know of any please contact immediately,
BBC Broadcasting House
And You Thought the World was for You! Didn't you?
Monsanto are to release genetically modified fish into the five oceans of the world.
"All the world's fish now legally belong to us," said their spokesman Hiram Pike.
Media to Name Terrorists
UK Media have decided to name terrorists.
Will they include themselves?
The Most Loved Man on the Planet?
NWO. What's Important..Never Mention.
Sheeple Mind Control Agenda.
What is truly important to us MUST NEVER be mentioned to the sheeple.
Gimme an example.
The Chinese government has made a formal complaint to the UN asking why China, one of the most populated and powerful countries in the world, is rarely mentioned in Western media and never favourably.
Cancer can cause alcoholism, obesity and tattoos.
LONDON: A blind cripple who was busking outside Euston railway Station had his takings stolen this afternoon. Police are seeking two men of Eastern origin.
Tony Blair's Final Confession
"Okay, you got me. I promise I won't do it again."
Everybody in jail... except President Erdogan.
Ground Breaking Defeat
WASHINGTON: A motion making it illegal to misinform the American public on all matters pertaining to their welfare and democratic right was unanimously defeated yesterday by 530 votes to 5.
Preparing the sheep for Virtual Reality?
Sheeple Mind Control
How do they work it?
That which is MOST important to them gets zero media attention.
When was the last time you heard or read about their ultimate tool of mind control.. VIRTUAL REALITY?
New Saint For Catholic Church
Assassinated President John Kennedy is to be made Patron Saint of Bankers by Pope Francis in a special ceremony in December at the Banco Ambrosiano, Rome.
Russia has developed a new super-weapon that can destroy all enemy submarines simultaneously
Code name: Jeremy Corbyn
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