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Cameron "Insulted".

UK Prime Minister David Cameron was "insulted" this morning when a man refusing to give his name phoned to tell him to "F*###k!! Off" A full police investigation has been launched.

written by Auntie Matter, 04 May 2016
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"The Criminals Behind 9/11 Will be Prosecuted."

So, said the ghost of J.F.K who appeared recently at a seance in Hollywood. When asked "by whom?", he vanished.

written by Auntie Matter, 02 May 2016
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"Multi-Sexual": A new Sex Label for the Sheeple.

Don't fit in? In desperate need of a social label? How about "Multi-Sexual" recently 'discovered' by scientists at the Tavistock Institute. "Multi-Sexual" means Straight+Gay+Up for Lesbians, family members, quadrupeds and Japanese robots.

written by Auntie Matter, 02 May 2016
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How to Make a Suicide Bomber

Give him/her nothing to live for but DEATH. How do you do that? Hypnosis. What is hypnosis? Let me think... Was that a nuclear explosion or is there something wrong with my glasses?

written by Auntie Matter, 30 April 2016
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Big Rush on Suicide Belts

Suicide Belts for sale. USA made. Free shipment. Buy one get one free. Student Reductions. No ID required.

written by Auntie Matter, 30 April 2016
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The nation says 'Goodbye' to Nancy Reagan

"Goodbye Nancy."

written by Auntie Matter, 30 April 2016
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Shakespeare... Yes It's All True.

It's official. Like most of England's greatest writers Shakespeare was in fact... Irish. From Tipperary.

written by Auntie Matter, 24 April 2016
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What to Say When Someone Calls you "a piece of shit".

"Everything passes".

written by Auntie Matter, 24 April 2016
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Obama's Blackmail

London: Will Obama be sued for blackmail over his threat that unless the UK stays in the EEC trade will cease? Sanctions are not "threats" explained Schillings Law Firm who call them "injunctions".

written by Auntie Matter, 24 April 2016
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Prince's Death. The Question Everyone is Asking.

Was the elevator going up... or down?

written by Auntie Matter, 23 April 2016
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Ireland. What Can't be Taxed?

The Irish Government having imposed 'water charges' on its rain-sodden citizens is now considering an Air-Tax.

written by Auntie Matter, 20 April 2016
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EU Referendum. The Illusion of 'Democracy'.

Your pound will be worth shit, the cost of living will go up and you'll be driven into debt as your income tax increases. Still, you are free to opt out. That's 'democracy'. Isn't it?

written by Auntie Matter, 18 April 2016
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Schillings Deny Claim

Notorious law firm Schillings of London have denied that over 80% of the fraudsters mentioned in the Panama Papers are on its books. "False, untrue and unsubstantiated," said their spokesman, Neil Blair.

written by Auntie Matter, 17 April 2016
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House of Commons to be Outsourced

The project funded by the IMF was announced by CEO Herr Hobbama: "MPs are only party reps," he explained."Governance is best left to professionals."

written by Auntie Matter, 17 April 2016
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BBC WORLD NEWS HEADLINES

William and Kate ate papadams in Delhi yesterday. William ate two. Kate could only manage one.
The Home Office has bought a cat.

written by Auntie Matter, 16 April 2016
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Amendment to The Patriot Act

WASHINGTON: An amendment to The Patriot Act 2001 has been rushed through Congress. Any Jew criticizing Israel will henceforth be guilty of antisemitism and possible treason.

written by Auntie Matter, 14 April 2016
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Cameron on Poverty

"Poverty" is not a dirty word."

written by Auntie Matter, 11 April 2016
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"I Could Have Handled it Better" Cameron Apology

Cameron to take lessons from Tony Blair on how to lie successfully to the public.

written by Auntie Matter, 09 April 2016
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Gene Breakthrough

London: Scientists at the Mind Control Tavistock Institute have sucessfully wedded dog-genes to a mouse. The "MOG", so-called, barks at cats and chases postmen.

written by Auntie Matter, 08 April 2016
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Fragment of Ancient Letter Found In Jerusalem

Dated only a year before the crucifixion it reads: "If you want to know about Jesus Christ see us," Signed; "Josephus", clerk of the Jerusalem council.

written by Auntie Matter, 08 April 2016
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Dogs Today...Babies Tomorrow.

The UK government has just announced that all dogs from eight weeks old must be chipped or their owners face a big fine. 'Chipping' is now part of your culture. No referendum required.

written by Auntie Matter, 06 April 2016
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How The Media Works

THE GOLDMINE RULE = "What is truly important must NEVER be mentioned".

written by Auntie Matter, 04 April 2016
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Why the UK Government is Targeting Welfare

"Experiments on laboratory rats at the Tavistock Institute prove beyond doubt that slow starvation enhances motivation and self-reliance", explained their spokesman Albert Pike.

written by Auntie Matter, 03 April 2016
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Cameron Explains Budget

'It's very simple," said he, "Speaking as a Freemason and New World Order serf... "We must make our brothers richer so that they can be more generous to the poor."

written by Auntie Matter, 01 April 2016
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