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Charity Tax

A "charity tax" law has been passed by the US Congress. People donating to charities will now be expected to pay a fee of 15% of their donation to government... "to help finance the war on terrorism", said a spokesman.

written by Auntie Matter, 18 July 2014
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Gift for Obama

Chinese artist Wei Wei known to his friends as Wei Wei-A-Ton has sent one of his art pieces to Barack Obama. Titled 'TERRORISM', it is a simple
shaving mirror.

written by Auntie Matter, 17 July 2014
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Call for US Constitution Reform

Obama has called for a reform of the US Constitution. "We believe Congress should be privately owned and run along the lines of US Security Associates Inc," said he.

written by Auntie Matter, 12 July 2014
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Queen Most Unamused

The Queen of England has asked that Rolf Harris's prize-winning portrait of her presently hanging under her bed be made into a shopping bag for Camilla Parker Bowles.

written by Auntie Matter, 11 July 2014
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Cost of Breast Feeding

The Supreme Court of America today ruled that a newborn baby has in fact no legal right to its mother's milk and that an attorney must be appointed on its behalf to sign an agreement permitting access. Lawyers have unanimously welcomed the ruling.

written by Auntie Matter, 08 July 2014
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"A Brief History of The World" by J.K.Rowling.

The book in eighteen volumes will be released in August: "I have been working on it since the age of six. I have always been sooooo a bit of a history buff. And I want everybody to know my nom de plume will be Virginia Fox."

written by Auntie Matter, 06 July 2014
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Humanitarian Gesture Applauded

US Congress today ruled that free medication will be distributed to Iraqis suffering from "conspiracy theory".

written by Auntie Matter, 21 June 2014
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Fear of Anxiety

A new fear of anxiety pill that will also cure "conspiracy theory" phobia has been developed by Prof.Willam.B.Still of the California Medical Research Lab. Available soon,... for those of who can't wait.

written by Auntie Matter, 21 June 2014
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Quentin Tarantino Publishes Autobiography.

"It's Okay to Murder People" he calls it. Foreword by Charles Manson, illustrated by George Bush. Published by Lucifer Press. Buy one, get one free.

written by Auntie Matter, 20 May 2014
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The New $100 banknote.

The new $100 US banknote is to feature the Rothchild coat of arms.

written by Auntie Matter, 16 May 2014
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Bohemian Grove

Jimmy Savile is expected to make an appearance at this years Satanic orgy at Bohemian Grove, a BBC spokesman has said.

written by Auntie Matter, 02 May 2014
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George Bush Jr. releases Biography.

George Bush Jr. is to release his new biography with foreword by Tony Blair. It is called "Bull and Drones".

written by Auntie Matter, 02 May 2014
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Declaration of Human Rights

US Congress has ruled that the UN DECLARATION OF HUMAN RIGHTS 1947 is "undemocratic" and should be rewritten by the CIA.

written by Auntie Matter, 27 April 2014
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Vatican Saint Bonanza

Vatican announces that Pope Francis's successor, whoever he may be, will be canonized. Call it "improving our image," explained a spokesman.

written by Auntie Matter, 27 April 2014
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China Invasion

A brawl in a McDonalds restaurant in Beijing got the following response from the White House. "This sort of thing must stop or we will have to invade China."

written by Auntie Matter, 19 March 2014
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Rowling Writes New Book

J.K.Rowling has written a new book to be released in September 2016. Editor has yet to be announced.

written by Auntie Matter, 19 February 2014
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Euthanasia In Belgium Abattoirs

Belgium is to introduce voluntary euthanasia in abattoirs. "An animal psychologist will explain to livestock what is ahead of them, and then we kill them." explained Health Minister Henri Viande.

written by Auntie Matter, 15 February 2014
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'Bomb' at the Turner Prize.

Derry N.Ireland where the Turner Prize is to be held soon was in commotion when among the exhibits was found a hoax bomb with "PERFORMANCE PIECE" written on it.

written by Auntie Matter, 27 November 2013
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Charles Saatchi Squeaky Clean... Official!

Charles Saatchi who has accused his wife of cocaine addiction has never gone near the stuff himself... "not ever, in over fifty years...not even once,", says his good friend Tony Blair.

written by Auntie Matter, 27 November 2013
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The Blair Affair.

Ms Deng ex-wife of Rupert Murdoch has said that she and Tony Blair had an "innocent" relationship.
"We may have slept in the same bed... but nothing happened."

written by Auntie Matter, 26 November 2013
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Iraq British Medical Survey

A British Medical Survey of Iraqi prisoners at Abu Ghraib prison concluded that "almost all of them suffer from conspiracy theory."

written by Auntie Matter, 22 November 2013
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TEN-YEAR-OLD BOY DEMANDS CASTRATION

Los Angeles: A ten-year-old boy, Patrick Smith, has applied to a court to be castrated. Said he "didn't want to grow up like his parents and have nothing to live for but his pee-pee."

written by Auntie Matter, 22 November 2013
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Pope Sighted

Ex-Pope Ratzinger was spotted yesterday having a hamburger with Elvis Presley at a Memphis roadside cafe.

written by Auntie Matter, 21 November 2013
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UK Politicians Give Themselves Up.

Twenty-three UK politicians, many of whom were involved in Tony Blair's cabinet, yesterday surrendered themselves to Scotland Yard detectives involved in the Jimmy Savile Inquiry.

written by Auntie Matter, 16 November 2013
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