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More From the "Idiot-Expert" US TV Show.

Idiot: Evolution is rubbish.
Expert: It's fact. Man was a monkey once. One species evolves from another.
Idiot: Dogs and cats.
Expert: What about them?
Idiot: Where's the cogs and dats?
Expert: What?

written by Auntie Matter, 27 October 2016
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Pope Francis Apologizes for Inquisition.

"There'll be no more scattering of ashes," said he.

written by Auntie Matter, 26 October 2016
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Are you a "Sceptonoiac"?

The NWO Tavistock Inst. has cited a new mental 'illness'. "SCEPTONOIA", first discovered by Dr. Wun Long Lie of N. Korea, means "an habitual refusal to believe what the media tell you." Treatable.

written by Auntie Matter, 25 October 2016
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Rowling Queen

It seems that Rowling has written more words than Proust or Dickens in her short career and after a late start at 24 year old. How odd is that? Surely..duh.. there are not others involved?

written by Auntie Matter, 23 October 2016
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White House Statement

BEWARE OF CONSPIRACY THEORISTS!

Those people are up to no good.

written by Auntie Matter, 23 October 2016
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Branson on Meeting Trump

"For somebody who is running to be leader of the free world to be so wrapped up in himself rather than concerned with global issues, is very worrying."
But it's OK if you buy up Australia for England.

written by Auntie Matter, 22 October 2016
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Potter Marketing Goes On.

The Potter Gold Mine cranks on thanks to massive free marketing from the UK press.
Rowling's latest Twitter on Trump got praised;
"Boo you Donald!".
Is there no end to this woman's brilliance?

written by Auntie Matter, 21 October 2016
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The Vatican Rules

"Hillary hates Catholics". Sure she does Donald.
On Jul 23 Pope Francis publicly endorsed Hillary for president. That put a few votes her way or what? Hillary is pro abortion, duh? Join the dots.

written by Auntie Matter, 21 October 2016
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Are They Trying to Find out ALL about you?

A man who won $20 in an Australian casino had to fill out a form giving his address, phone number, date of birth, age, marital status and annual income before he could pick it up. This is not made up.

written by Auntie Matter, 20 October 2016
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Irish Bachelor Commits Suicide

Bello Masaba had 86 wives. He was a faith healer from Nigeria and 86 years old. On hearing the news 40 yr old Irishman Sean Murphy killed himself. "I can't get even one bitch to talk to me!" he wrote.

written by Auntie Matter, 20 October 2016
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Universal UK Media Applause for Rowling

UK Media applause for Rowling in a recent response to Trump on her Twitter was unanimous. "Pure genius" was the verdict. What exactly did she say?
"Shoo!"

Wake up Sheeple!

written by Auntie Matter, 20 October 2016
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Trump Not Guilty

Trump's lawyer Aesop Skilling of London stated: "My client Mister Trump is not guilty of fondling this woman's breasts. The fact is... the lady's breasts fondled him."

written by Auntie Matter, 20 October 2016
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Vimeo's Most Watched Video

Confused beautiful blonde who thinks she is a redhead posing in white lingerie that she thinks is black before a middle-aged pervert with a camera she thinks is a photographer.

written by Auntie Matter, 19 October 2016
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Trump Confesses All

"Brain cancer will not stop me becoming President."

written by Auntie Matter, 19 October 2016
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Spoof Got it Nailed Again.

Harry Potter and Accursed Child indeed!
We give you.... From last year...the doomed foretelling...

http://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/124269/harry-potter-book-8-to-be-released

written by Auntie Matter, 17 October 2016
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Trump-Clinton

Consensus Opinion as follows:
"It's just a little TV excitement put on and paid for by the rich. So's we all believe we got a 'democracy" and all that crap. The President was picked three years ago."

written by Auntie Matter, 17 October 2016
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Latest Clip from "Idiot-Expert" US TV Show.

Idiot: Is there a God?
Expert: No. God is just an idea.
Idiot: Where do ideas come from?
Expert: What?
Idiot: Where do ideas come from?
Expert: Amm...amm...
Idiot: You don't know.
Expert: Do so!

written by Auntie Matter, 16 October 2016
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The Biggest Socially Accepted Swindles.

1. Mobile Phone Charges.
2. Broadband Charges.
3. ATM Charges.
4. Garbage Collection.
5. Water.
6. Electricity.
7. PUBLIC TRANSPORT.
WHAT WE ALL NEED SHOULD NOT BE IN THE CONTROL OF PROFITEERS.

written by Auntie Matter, 12 October 2016
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Picasso a Pedophile

Lifelong brothel crawler Pablo Picasso was a pedophile according to Rolf Harris's daughter Bindi Nicholls. Price of his doodles expected to soar.

written by Auntie Matter, 11 October 2016
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Who Made the Most Money out of Harry Potter?

Answer: THE FREEMASONS IN PUBLISHING, FILM AND MARKETING who concocted it. But...shhssh... don't go telling anybody...you are not supposed to know.

written by Auntie Matter, 09 October 2016
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Trump to Star in "The Producers"

Trump has been asked to play Broadway manager Max Bialystock in a remake of "The Producers".
"Like Max's play the more Trump tries to make sure he flops, the more likely he may succeed," said Warners.

written by Auntie Matter, 09 October 2016
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Reactions to Trump

N.Korea beware. Reaction = mild.
Wall around Mexico = so-so.
Muslims out of US = so-so.
Air-bomb Isis = mild.
Stop Iran = mild.
Bomb Iraq's oil fields = mild.
Did I say "pussy" = Shock-Horror.

written by Auntie Matter, 08 October 2016
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Australian Libraries

Libraries in Australia are called "kindergartens".
That is where you go to watch herds of kids run wild, scream, whimper and bawl while their mums gossip and read the mags.

written by Auntie Matter, 08 October 2016
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Homosexuality Redefined

The Vatican has redefined homosexuality as a "spiritual-psychological impairment". Practitioners everywhere are going bananas. NWO in jeopardy.

written by Auntie Matter, 05 October 2016
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