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UK Prime Minister David Cameron was "insulted" this morning when a man refusing to give his name phoned to tell him to "F*###k!! Off" A full police investigation has been launched.
"The Criminals Behind 9/11 Will be Prosecuted."
So, said the ghost of J.F.K who appeared recently at a seance in Hollywood. When asked "by whom?", he vanished.
"Multi-Sexual": A new Sex Label for the Sheeple.
Don't fit in? In desperate need of a social label? How about "Multi-Sexual" recently 'discovered' by scientists at the Tavistock Institute. "Multi-Sexual" means Straight+Gay+Up for Lesbians, family members, quadrupeds and Japanese robots.
How to Make a Suicide Bomber
Give him/her nothing to live for but DEATH. How do you do that? Hypnosis. What is hypnosis? Let me think... Was that a nuclear explosion or is there something wrong with my glasses?
Big Rush on Suicide Belts
Suicide Belts for sale. USA made. Free shipment. Buy one get one free. Student Reductions. No ID required.
The nation says 'Goodbye' to Nancy Reagan
Shakespeare... Yes It's All True.
It's official. Like most of England's greatest writers Shakespeare was in fact... Irish. From Tipperary.
What to Say When Someone Calls you "a piece of shit".
London: Will Obama be sued for blackmail over his threat that unless the UK stays in the EEC trade will cease? Sanctions are not "threats" explained Schillings Law Firm who call them "injunctions".
Prince's Death. The Question Everyone is Asking.
Was the elevator going up... or down?
Ireland. What Can't be Taxed?
The Irish Government having imposed 'water charges' on its rain-sodden citizens is now considering an Air-Tax.
EU Referendum. The Illusion of 'Democracy'.
Your pound will be worth shit, the cost of living will go up and you'll be driven into debt as your income tax increases. Still, you are free to opt out. That's 'democracy'. Isn't it?
Schillings Deny Claim
Notorious law firm Schillings of London have denied that over 80% of the fraudsters mentioned in the Panama Papers are on its books. "False, untrue and unsubstantiated," said their spokesman, Neil Blair.
House of Commons to be Outsourced
The project funded by the IMF was announced by CEO Herr Hobbama: "MPs are only party reps," he explained."Governance is best left to professionals."
BBC WORLD NEWS HEADLINES
William and Kate ate papadams in Delhi yesterday. William ate two. Kate could only manage one.
The Home Office has bought a cat.
Amendment to The Patriot Act
WASHINGTON: An amendment to The Patriot Act 2001 has been rushed through Congress. Any Jew criticizing Israel will henceforth be guilty of antisemitism and possible treason.
Cameron on Poverty
"Poverty" is not a dirty word."
"I Could Have Handled it Better" Cameron Apology
Cameron to take lessons from Tony Blair on how to lie successfully to the public.
London: Scientists at the Mind Control Tavistock Institute have sucessfully wedded dog-genes to a mouse. The "MOG", so-called, barks at cats and chases postmen.
Fragment of Ancient Letter Found In Jerusalem
Dated only a year before the crucifixion it reads: "If you want to know about Jesus Christ see us," Signed; "Josephus", clerk of the Jerusalem council.
Dogs Today...Babies Tomorrow.
The UK government has just announced that all dogs from eight weeks old must be chipped or their owners face a big fine. 'Chipping' is now part of your culture. No referendum required.
How The Media Works
THE GOLDMINE RULE = "What is truly important must NEVER be mentioned".
Why the UK Government is Targeting Welfare
"Experiments on laboratory rats at the Tavistock Institute prove beyond doubt that slow starvation enhances motivation and self-reliance", explained their spokesman Albert Pike.
Cameron Explains Budget
'It's very simple," said he, "Speaking as a Freemason and New World Order serf... "We must make our brothers richer so that they can be more generous to the poor."
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