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I'm Just Wild about Juno!
Thousands of poor, homeless and dispossessed right across America have taken to the streets in wild celebration of space probe Juno's arrival at large planet called Jupiter.
Trump not to press charges against the boy who tried to shoot him and has appealed for clemency. The White House now inevitable.
MI5 Career Move
EX-MK Ultra mind controller and MI5 agent Angus McClintock is to launch pop career with remake of "Me and My Shadow". Rumoured knighthood in the offing for what is destined to be a meteoric career.
House of Commons
How would you completely dismantle the UK government at one stroke?
Simple. Call a referendum on the EEC.
The National Reading Championship
The years UK National Reading Championship was won by 19-year-old Samuel McNutt who read aloud two whole pages of "The Tale of Peter Rabbit" without stopping.
Danger to Shipping
A large, deflated weather balloon considered a danger to shipping has been fished out of the Thames. Thought to be Boris Johnson.
A deadly sign you cannot ig.
Michael Gove... Fame Awaits
Gove ... "I do not have charisma or glamour."
Isn't THAT why you are seeking leadership of the Conservative Party?
THEN... you will have charisma and glamour.
Perfect Timing or Pure Coincidence?
Dear to control freak Freemasons is the Summer Solstice of June 21st.
The UK's declared Independence Day from the EU is...... June 21st.
Perfect timing or pure coincidence? Place your bets.
London to become a City State?
The banking centre of the World to become a principality with its own laws just like its daddy The Vatican, protected in perpetuity from a British electorate? How handy would that be for the NWO?
Brexit. And so it came to pass...
Brit sheeple given the illusion of democratic power as main political parties are reshuffled for hidden purposes to unfold. The NWO marches on. For the boys in the back room all is going to plan.
Britain to Leave the EEC. Duh?
But European Parliament expected to pass new legislation to ensure that it can remain in-AND-out at the same time.
Congress Sit-Down Protest over Gun Control
Democrats spit dummy and demand to be heard over gun control. The mouse roared. First time for everything. Not a squeak from any over Obama's tyrannical 'executive orders'. Paving the way for Hillary.
The Freemasons Annual Parade
LONDON: This years Freemasons Annual Parade will start from the House of Commons and make its way to Fleet Street. Leading it will be George Bush, Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, Vladimir Putin and Barack Obama.
US. Democracy R.I.P
"Demockracy" rules. A Supreme Court ruling now allows police to stop people at random, check for existing warrants and then legally conduct a body search.. Has nobody heard of Brown Shirts in the USA?
Big Donation for Jo Cox Fund
J.K. Rowling has given £10 million to the Jo Cox fund. "Jo was a woman, like me. She was Labour like me. She was called "Jo", like me. And... she wrote all her own lines too,... just like me."
Sheeple MInd Control
"To support the Gay Lobby, UK media and Google will continue to concentrate on news stories of "Innocence Under Attack" using the tragedies of Orlando and Jo Cox," said a BBC informant.
'Scientists' at the Mind Control Tavistock Inst. have announced "there is no correlation between prescription drugs, especially anti-depressants, and crime". Big Pharma "delighted with the results".
New Oscars Categories Announced.
New categories added to next year's Oscars.
Called The Orlando Oscars...:
1. Best False Flag Producer.
2. Best False Flag actor.
3. Best False Flag script writer.
4. Best False Flag choreographer.
The 4 Most Plentiful Things in the Universe
Researchers at the Mind Control Tavistock Inst. have announced the four most plentiful things in the Universe;
2. Dead planets.
4. Corny 'erotic' movies on Vimeo.
UK Travel Advice
FOR PEOPLE VISITING THE ARCTIC.
Possible dangers are...
1. Polar bears
3. Freezing to death.
4. Being there.
Love or Weight?
"Love Or Weight?".. new entertainment show sweeping the USA. Foodies must choose between their beloved partner or a lifelong free pass to the restaurant of their choice to eat and drink all they want.
Popular Music Revealed
'Scientists' at the Mind Control Tavistock Inst. have found that pop music has only 4 main themes.
1. I fear I will lose what I got.
2. I miss what I lost.
3. I can't get what I want.
4. I need help.
Rowling Not on Forbes List?
The Forbes List of the 100 most powerful women 2016 compiled by journos is based on "visibility and economic impact". NWO Golden Goose Rowling... not even in the 100? No visibility? No impact??????
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