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Trump in Virginia

They say my wife is a tramp... that's OK. They say I'm here to make Hillary president... that's OK. They say I play golf with Bill Clinton... that's OK. They say we will destroy the Earth.. that's OK.

written by Auntie Matter, 03 August 2016
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Queen's Honours List

LONDON: Queens Honours List just released. No sighting of Rowling yet again. Recipients will receive a watch and an ornament of Big Ben for their mantelpiece.

written by Auntie Matter, 01 August 2016
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Two Women Interviewed

Q: What was your worst trauma?
Woman 1: "I was groped once by a famous celebrity".



Q. What was your greatest thrill?
Woman 2: I was groped once by a famous celebrity."

written by Auntie Matter, 31 July 2016
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Common Sense Mag

A magazine called Common Sense was released today in New York. It's leading articles are...
1. 97%+ Americans want peace.
2. Jews are victims of Zionists.
3. 99.9% Muslims are not ISIS.

written by Auntie Matter, 31 July 2016
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Proof Tony Blair No Longer Exists

How dat?
Well... the media don't mention him. Dat's how.
Not a single word about Blair or from Blair... since the 'inquiry' written up by friends of his best buddy Gordon Brown.

written by Auntie Matter, 31 July 2016
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Bookies' Prices on UK City of Culture 2017

UK Bookies have released prices on next year's UK City of Culture 'winner'.
Inverness...1/1
Edinburgh...2/1
Perth...5/2
Aberdeen...4/1
Dundee...5/1
Stirling...9/2
Somewhere not in Scotland... 100/1

written by Auntie Matter, 31 July 2016
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Banks Tested

LONDON: Banks tested for crises capability. "Weakest have lowest reserves". Oh really? And how many of the 51 banks tested have an ounce of gold?

written by Auntie Matter, 30 July 2016
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Rowling Announces Potter Book 8

"Never say never", she says. Duh? And Potter sheeple everywhere figured they had closed dat old Potter gold mine for good and gone home. Have your pocket money ready.

written by Auntie Matter, 30 July 2016
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RBS Bank Fails Stress Test

LONDON: RBS banks fails stress test. Queen announces national day of mourning.

written by Auntie Matter, 30 July 2016
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BBC Appeal

LONDON: The BBC are in desperate need of stories on the theme of "innocents being attacked". If you know of any please contact immediately,

BBC Broadcasting House

Portland Place

London

W1A 1AA

written by Auntie Matter, 29 July 2016
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And You Thought the World was for You! Didn't you?

Monsanto are to release genetically modified fish into the five oceans of the world.
"All the world's fish now legally belong to us," said their spokesman Hiram Pike.

written by Auntie Matter, 28 July 2016
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Media to Name Terrorists

UK Media have decided to name terrorists.
Will they include themselves?

written by Auntie Matter, 28 July 2016
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The Most Loved Man on the Planet?

MOOJI.

written by Auntie Matter, 28 July 2016
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NWO. What's Important..Never Mention.

Sheeple Mind Control Agenda.
What is truly important to us MUST NEVER be mentioned to the sheeple.
Gimme an example.
CHINA!

written by Auntie Matter, 28 July 2016
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China Complaint

The Chinese government has made a formal complaint to the UN asking why China, one of the most populated and powerful countries in the world, is rarely mentioned in Western media and never favourably.

written by Auntie Matter, 27 July 2016
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Medical Breakthrough

Cancer can cause alcoholism, obesity and tattoos.

written by Auntie Matter, 27 July 2016
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BBC Headllines

LONDON: A blind cripple who was busking outside Euston railway Station had his takings stolen this afternoon. Police are seeking two men of Eastern origin.

written by Auntie Matter, 27 July 2016
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Tony Blair's Final Confession

"Okay, you got me. I promise I won't do it again."

written by Auntie Matter, 26 July 2016
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Istanbul Depopulated

Istanbul empty.
Everybody in jail... except President Erdogan.

written by Auntie Matter, 24 July 2016
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Ground Breaking Defeat

WASHINGTON: A motion making it illegal to misinform the American public on all matters pertaining to their welfare and democratic right was unanimously defeated yesterday by 530 votes to 5.

written by Auntie Matter, 21 July 2016
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Pokemon Go

Preparing the sheep for Virtual Reality?

written by Auntie Matter, 21 July 2016
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Sheeple Mind Control

How do they work it?
Simple...
That which is MOST important to them gets zero media attention.

When was the last time you heard or read about their ultimate tool of mind control.. VIRTUAL REALITY?

written by Auntie Matter, 19 July 2016
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New Saint For Catholic Church

Assassinated President John Kennedy is to be made Patron Saint of Bankers by Pope Francis in a special ceremony in December at the Banco Ambrosiano, Rome.

written by Auntie Matter, 19 July 2016
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Russia has developed a new super-weapon that can destroy all enemy submarines simultaneously

Code name: Jeremy Corbyn

written by Auntie Matter, 19 July 2016
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