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"The Screecher"...Coming to a Lawn Near You
"The Screecher", the loudest lawnmower yet, has arrived. Is a typhoon? Is it a low flying bomber? A crew drilling for oil? No! It is the idiot next door doing his lawn. And he won't go to jail either!
Who ARE The "Illuminati"?
Any nutter who believes that he/she has a God-given right to work on people's minds and lives for their own purposes. Politicians, bankers, scientists, media dudes etc. They like to hang out together.
Children's Mental Health Crisis.
UK: Government says;"We are spending too much money on children's mental health."
True. Psychosis, anorexia, gender confusion, depression,.. escalating.
Suggestion: Why don't we stop driving them MAD?
First Robotic Homicide
Tokyo: An elderly businessman has been strangled by his housekeeper Robot. ""Matilda" simpry malfunction," explained the maker. "We not know why. Mr. Maki should have asked for character reference."
Suicide Bombers and Alkies
Psychiatrists at the Mind Control Tavistock Institute, London have found close link between suicide bombers and alcoholics. For both, DEATH is the most important thing in life.
Obama in Hiroshima
Mr. President saying all the 'right' things.
"Death fell from the sky.", said he.
Never rains but it pours, eh?
Drug Athletes Protest
23 athletes who tested positive for drugs in London's 2012 Olympics have called for the House of Commons to be drug tested regularly. "No competitive sport should be exempt", said their spokesman.
New Oscars Category
For the 2017 Hollywood Oscars, there will be a new category..."THE BEST MOVIE CLIP OF ALL TIME".
Nominations from "Casablanca", "High Noon" etc are in; but hot fav is Bond being chipped in Spectre.
Gender Bending Marches On
The gender-bending agenda underpinning the NWO's drive for total sheeple mind control has taken a deadly turn. All US college students must now wear the same uniform... a short skirt over long pants.
"Bond... James Bond... but you can call me "Sheila"".
As part of the general "gender confusion" aimed at the young and being vigorously promoted at every level by the NWO's 'Gay' lobby the next James Bond will be a bi-sexual transvestite.
Soldiers Given Anti-Malaria Drugs
UK:Anti-Malaria drug LARIAM given to soldiers produces panic attacks, hallucinations and mental impairment. Ministers suggest it be given to troops BEFORE they are sent abroad, not afterwards.
Jeff Koon's Controversial 'Piece'
A show of Jeff Koons' work now in London boasts a giant sculpture of his own pooh. Critics say:
(3). "Very DuChamp".
(4). "Speaks volumes".
(5). "A load of shite".
Barack Obama To Be Crowned Emperor
Obama is to be crowned First Emperor of the New World Order at a special ceremony conducted by Pope Francis at the Vatican Basilica this August 4th, his birthday.
Obama's New Executive Order 13604
Congress is no longer empowered to pass laws.
Ego Mania at its Best
The only person smarter than "Bill Clinton" is 'Bill Clinton'.
Secret of Rapid Ageing Revealed.
LONDON: Scientists at the Tavistock Inst. have discovered that "rapid ageing" is directly caused by being timed while getting old.
Woman Thought to Have Been Dead is Found.
lONDON. A Woman thought to have been dead for over fifty years was yesterday discovered by her husband.
"I woke up... and there she was... lying beside me," said he."
"Look at the size of the fu##k'in teeth on that bastard!"
Last words of an English tourist 'taken' by a Great White while fishing off the coast of Tasmania.
TRUMP the next President.
How do we know?
The Media tells Americans what to think.
All of them?
Most of them.
When is a Duck NOT a Duck?
"If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck..."... it may not be a duck. It may be a hawk pretending to be a duck.
"Conspiracy Theory" Gone
The phrase "conspiracy theory" is to be replaced in the media by "STRATEGY THEORY" because the former implies malevolence whereas targets of "strategies" are simply unlucky... and cannot be 'victims'.
"The EU wants a superstate, just as Hitler did..." (Boris Johnson)
Now when exactly did you make this discovery you budding Tory PM you? Perhaps, your old man Sir Stanley, who worked tirelessly for the EU and the World Bank accidentally dropped it in conversation?
"We have Failed to Centralize Europe." (European Parliament)
Suggestion... Why don't you naff off out of it whoever you are and leave Europe and those who live there alone? Go home where you can inflict yourself on people you know!
Music Ballad Survey
In a music survey of the 'best' ballads of the last decade it was found that ALL OF THEM without exception were sheeple-exploiting self-pitying crap.
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