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Trump -- Wasn't Supposed to Be.
Game plan was that Hillary would be elected in a nail biting finish so that the sheeple would believe they had a democracy. Somebody stuffed up. Donald was not so elated to hear he had won. Worried.
Bach not Great.
Dr.D.McGonagle a UK music 'expert' states:
"J.S. Bach was not a great musician."
Now you 'know', sheeple.
Dr. McGonagle cannot play a musical instrument or sing a song if his life depended on it.
Hillary Cleared of Email Scandal
And just in the nick of time too! Sheeple will be surprised. Sheeple need to wake up as to who is screwing with their minds. Dudes trained in semiotics, psychology, media, wordsmithy and evil.
Hillary Clinton Gone Missing
Due to the utter lack of media coverage of Hillary Clinton over the last month a police investigation as to her whereabouts has been launched. "Try the White House", advised her good friend, Trump.
12 Year Old Kid On Politics
"I'd never vote for an idiot who wanted to be a politician."
Pop Music Defined
1. I can't get what I want.
2. I lost what I had.
Maybe...just maybe...there is more to life?
The "Girls Are Not Objects" Fashion Show
Karl Pilsnerfeld's latest fashion show in Paris, "Girls are not Objects", is all the rage. Said Karl. "Girls are not objects. In this show as well as showing their tits they will parade their personalities."
Soon to Be Released
Soon to be released is A Short History of the World in fifteen volumes by J.K. Rowling under the pseudonym "Neil Barry Little" a name inspired by the three who made her.
Here at Last!
The noisiest lawnmower ever! Called The Jumbo it comes in at a massive ear splitting 80 dB. Now you can drive all your neighbours completely insane from dawn to dusk and not have to go to jail for it.
Who Will it Be?
Who corporate US chose as president is top secret as the farce of "democracy" is played out. Their enablers are the media. To date it has been all Trump. Hillary's turn now 2 weeks before the 'vote'?
More From the "Idiot-Expert" US TV Show.
Idiot: Evolution is rubbish.
Expert: It's fact. Man was a monkey once. One species evolves from another.
Idiot: Dogs and cats.
Expert: What about them?
Idiot: Where's the cogs and dats?
Pope Francis Apologizes for Inquisition.
"There'll be no more scattering of ashes," said he.
Are you a "Sceptonoiac"?
The NWO Tavistock Inst. has cited a new mental 'illness'. "SCEPTONOIA", first discovered by Dr. Wun Long Lie of N. Korea, means "an habitual refusal to believe what the media tell you." Treatable.
It seems that Rowling has written more words than Proust or Dickens in her short career and after a late start at 24 year old. How odd is that? Surely..duh.. there are not others involved?
White House Statement
BEWARE OF CONSPIRACY THEORISTS!
Those people are up to no good.
Branson on Meeting Trump
"For somebody who is running to be leader of the free world to be so wrapped up in himself rather than concerned with global issues, is very worrying."
But it's OK if you buy up Australia for England.
Potter Marketing Goes On.
The Potter Gold Mine cranks on thanks to massive free marketing from the UK press.
Rowling's latest Twitter on Trump got praised;
"Boo you Donald!".
Is there no end to this woman's brilliance?
The Vatican Rules
"Hillary hates Catholics". Sure she does Donald.
On Jul 23 Pope Francis publicly endorsed Hillary for president. That put a few votes her way or what? Hillary is pro abortion, duh? Join the dots.
Are They Trying to Find out ALL about you?
A man who won $20 in an Australian casino had to fill out a form giving his address, phone number, date of birth, age, marital status and annual income before he could pick it up. This is not made up.
Irish Bachelor Commits Suicide
Bello Masaba had 86 wives. He was a faith healer from Nigeria and 86 years old. On hearing the news 40 yr old Irishman Sean Murphy killed himself. "I can't get even one bitch to talk to me!" he wrote.
Universal UK Media Applause for Rowling
UK Media applause for Rowling in a recent response to Trump on her Twitter was unanimous. "Pure genius" was the verdict. What exactly did she say?
Wake up Sheeple!
Trump Not Guilty
Trump's lawyer Aesop Skilling of London stated: "My client Mister Trump is not guilty of fondling this woman's breasts. The fact is... the lady's breasts fondled him."
Vimeo's Most Watched Video
Confused beautiful blonde who thinks she is a redhead posing in white lingerie that she thinks is black before a middle-aged pervert with a camera she thinks is a photographer.
Trump Confesses All
"Brain cancer will not stop me becoming President."
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