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Charlie Sheen Takes on New Role

Charlie Sheen will rebound from cancellation of his sitcom 'Two and a Half Men' in order to lead new show with Jesse James and Alex Reid. The new show will be called 'Two and a Half Men".

written by Cuff, 09 April 2010
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Glen Beck blamed in murder of 16 Flamingos

Fox news network star Glen Beck is accused of the deaths of a flock of pink gay flamingos in Finland due to their one legged stand on socialism.

written by Cuff, 09 April 2010
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Apocalypse update

Secret service agents shoot lamb with seven seals in rose garden. Obama misread first seal 'White House' instead of "White Horse'. 150,000 lawyers erupt from hell in DC but no one noticed.

written by Cuff, 09 April 2010
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Quote from '21st Century Dating Etiquette Guide'

Remember: the woman who says the way to a man's heart is through his stomach has set her sights too high.

written by Cuff, 05 April 2010
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Iceland Bankruptcy Crisis Solved?

The Dubai Martini and Olive Corporation make offer to buy all assets at 2p per cube. Icelanders shaken but not stirred by the news.

written by Cuff, 04 April 2010
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Joe Biden Asked for Clarification on 'Catch and Release' of Pirates

His response to 'Due Process' question: "Isn't that the wet stuff in the morning on the White House lawn?"

written by Cuff, 04 April 2010
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Jesse James Inks Candy Endorsement

The monster garage ex wife of Sandra Bullock signs on to become the 'Good n Plenty' spokesperson since he is multi colored and tasteless. New item: tattoo flavor shape of a hotdog and smells like ass.

written by Cuff, 03 April 2010
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Easter Update From the Christian Community

'The las time there was something new under the SUN it had an O in it'.

written by Cuff, 03 April 2010
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Hubble Telescope Destroyed!

The Hubble Space telescope was burned to cinders as it focused on the Pegasus Galaxy. It had discovered a huge suspended magnifying glass with a pissed off eye behind it.

written by Cuff, 02 April 2010
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April Fools Day Aftermath Results in Various Injuries

Emergency room statistics spiked in the aftermath of AMC's Three Stooges Marathon. 42,123 poked eyes, 8,987 broken legs, and 12,897 assorted head injuries.

written by Cuff, 02 April 2010
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Obama's Daughters Kick Barney's Ass

President Obama's adorable children ripped the stuffing out of their purple dinosaurs in protest to Barney Franks 'Leave no Child's Behind' initiative.

written by Cuff, 02 April 2010
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Gordon Brown Comes Clean

Gordon Brown published his biograpphy today: 'Everything I know about politics I learned from 'Yes Minister.'

written by Cuff, 01 April 2010
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Native Americans Buy USA Back with Reservations

Surge in tax free casino profits. Native Americans dominate Forbes 500. They posed as Chinese investors and now own America. Pack your teepee Obama its a long walk to new political internment camps.

written by Cuff, 01 April 2010
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Ricky Martin and Barney Frank to Star in Brokeback Mountain Remake

The two will play caballeros in the Spanish remake titled 'Bareback Mountain'.

written by Cuff, 01 April 2010
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Hillary Donates Bill's Balls to Clinton Museum

Obama signs extradition order to retrieve Bill Clinton's balls from Monica Lewinski to rightful owner. Hillary will donate them to the Clinton Library and Mobile home Park, Arkansas lot 69.

written by Cuff, 31 March 2010
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