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Kissing cab hos gobsmacked at inclusion in Clinton campaign vid
Prior arrangement with live porn streaming company throwing up all kindsa copyright issues
Hillary's father's tombstone razed to the ground
Poor sucker turning in his grave at the idea of Hillary 2016
South Carolina abduction thwarted because suspect couldn't shit sticks
Er, 'couldn't drive stick shift'
18th-century sex toy unearthed at school of swordfish
Correction! that should read 'at school of swordmanship'
Exotic dancing spoof discovered in Florida mansion
Sounds like Bargis Tryhol caught pirouetting The Nutcracker
Incontinence pad used by Pope Francis auctioned off for $30K
Vatican taking da piss with its holy relics program
Broadway's 'Wolf Hall' is beautiful but boring because it was written by a fat slag
And that's the best review of this $50m production, sorry to, disappoint you guys
Poor dental hygiene said to be behind Tom Cruise delay to start of filming new movie
Biden puts Bloomberg's pacifier in his mouth
That's one way of making sure he keeps schtum!
'Feminist' Hillary Clinton is simply a tool says GOP stink tank
Expect plenty more revelations about her machinations with Dunfay's accouncement about her presidential run
Bloomberg formally knighted by UK
Queen Elizardbirth bestows the Order of the Sticky Wicket for keeping schtum about Prince Andrew's hos
Obama and Castro face to face meeting to restore ties
Castro Jr to get the Hermes blue and gold silk cravat while Obama goes for the black dickie bow
WTF 'Ex-TV pitchman unrepentant after kicking owl while paragliding' ?
Gotta be a spoof headline, everyone knows owls just do not paraglide
Pussy Cat shocked on power pole falls 50 feet, survives
Owners say Fluffy really got so spooked after seeing neighbors' dog frolicking in an outdoor hot tub he just darn well fell off his lofty perch
Craigspisst inundated as Jihadis post job ad for press officers, teachers and bomb builders
Free medical insurance guaranteed for the first week of service, after that it's all do-it-yourself.
Ryan Reynolds wants daughter to work as a flight attendant or barista
that's shorthand for 'NOT a hooker' and 'NOT a dealer'
Jesse Kornbluth says his book's threesome tale is just twat
Can't say I disagree!
So what's inside Melissa Rivers' tribute book to Joan ?
Half a dozen empty coke wraps and an IOU for a hundred bucks
Pet store owner charged in deaths of brothers asphyxiated by 10ft python
Cops utterly reject claims that a Mexican Rattle Snake put him up to it
Palestinian Authority becomes member of International Criminal Caught
Ok, if you're being really pedantic that should read 'Court'
Woman who stabbed boyfriend after he ate all the salsa pleads mitigation
Says she would have shot him instead but had run out of bullets
Drunk man steals forklift to retrieve crashed duck
Correction! i think that should read 'crashed truck'.
Guys, I am so cut up about that headline defendant tells jury in response to verdict:
'Ex-cop gets ATE years for cutting up man he met on cannibalism website'
Gaza man hoodwinked into selling Banksy mural for $10
Apologises profusely and begs forgiveness, damn silly etching wasn't worth more than three bucks
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