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Son arrested after woman found RIP with arrows sticking out of head
Swears blind they were just playing cowboys and injuns when real life Commanches burst into the room and killed his poor old Ma
Obama calls for $263bn federal bung for Ferguson
Should keep the voices of dissent quiet over the festive season!
Saudi rehab for jihadis offers alternatives to extremism
Mostly bottles of Sharia-compliant whisky plus the odd acid tab
gly tree helps Pennsylvania town find real meaning of Xmas
Chopping it down as setting the logs alight only the start of festive fun
Pope seeks inter-species dialogue during Thanksgiving visit
Offers turkeys the olive branch if they convert before Saturday
Furious Nebraska players erupt after school fires
Heaven knows why they're getting so hot and bothered about a bit of local arson
Young philanthropissts gather for Millennial Bull
Young trustafarians hope to shake off that 'spending-Mom-and-Dad's-millions' image with a bit of Millenial BS
Voters put off by smug Clinton's 2016 plans
Want to see some public sackcloth and ashes for her marriage to such a lowlife jerk
Pyongyang 'princess' gets a preminition
Nocturnal visions predict North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un in need of son-bearing wife about to tear up current prenup and toss it to the dogs
Giant alligator bagged by Orlando hunter set to make a fortune
Swanky Upper East Side, NYC, designer shoe company bids half a million bucks for the beast's skin
Ferguson Officer Darren Wilson won't get a cent in severance money after resignation
$10m Hollywood life story movie blockbuster maybe makes up for it
5,000 of the world's wackiest lawsuits filed against celebrities in 2014
Well how else can an artorney turn an honest buck??
Plane evacuated after JFK 'bomb' scare
Luckily it turned out to be a drunken hoax from pissed guy wanting a Mile High Flub refund (don't ask)...
Michelle's unused 'fitness' stamps lie waiting in White House whorehouse
Ravenous ISIS fighters just want their wives to cook pot pancakes
And none of that afghani Black rubbish that the Taleban is pimping, proper Dyrian home grown weed
So where did Obama take daughters shopping for Small Business Saturday?
Yep, you guessed it, Colorado Springs Pot Festival & Santa's Cannabis Grotto
Woman kicked off flight after pet pig poops in plane aisle
That's the last time Kim takes Kanye on board the red eye back to LA
Roll away the stone as magicians stage effort to tart up Houdini's grave
Harry Houdini's remains have vanished and the sepulchre is empty, surprise surprise
Spooky anagram found for 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens'
'Castrate freak show answer' OMG.
Haiatus Hits Black Friday Protests
Mostly rampaging guys diving into McDonalds to fuel up on Big Mac and fries before resuming onslaught to protest about, uh, stuff
Probe that messed up comet landing 'could be ruining things again' by spring
First rays of sunlight to hit the Philae Lander's batteries virtually guaranteed to f**k up again
Fugitive bighorn sheep decapitated by LA hit-and-run driver
Damned beheading jihadis now kerbcrawling all over Los Angeles looking for some pervy fun
Woman rescued from IS camp cooked for jihadis
Mostly from the Jihadi Cannibal Cookbook of spare limb recipies, guess the bastards have to do something with all those amputations, eh?
Feds investigating festive drone sightings in Colorado area
Reports say Santa's using mini airborne sleighs this year on the Colorado Xmas Pot Cookie run
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