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Massive hemorrhoid to whiz past Earth this Passover
God's way of saying enough with the braised brisket and whorseradish source, really messing up the celestial digestion
Lumber Liquidators slapped with class-action suit that deadly chemical is boring
Uh, correction! That should read: 'class-action suit over deadly chemical in flooring'
Insurer won't cover treatment for woman's rare brain disease
Says she may be certifiable but nothing will ever cure her if she's determined to vote for Jeb Bush 2016
Women seeking happiness should do some drugs, take the Pill
Timely government arvice ahead of Mothers Day
Slain Russian opposition leader's girlfriend adopts the Sphynx Position
See No Evil, Hear No Evil advice coincides with Moscow's broken CCTV system on night of the shooting
Crazed woman digs up dad's grave, finds only cigarettes and vodka
Now WTF did Pa hide the TV remote control?
Hundreds of Pakistani parents jailed for refusing to indoctrinate kids
Ah, make that vaccinate, the brainwashing's just fine
Cops say they know why someone built an underground bunker in Toronto
Looks like Preppers stocked up on ice cream, frozen pizza, beers and Colorado pot ahead of widely anticipated Armageddinouttahere stuff
IKEA head says Iran inquiry continues
Damn Ayatollah's have returned 3 million self-assembly National Consultative Assembly speakers' chairs, apparently much too squeaky for Persian tastes
Ukraine death toll sores past 6000
Mostly from bed sores as thousands of injured left in makeshift hospital beds with no change if dressings
Startling headlines reveal that 'Garcia switches position on Obama presidential library'
WTF Grateful Dead's Jerry Garcia doing getting involved in such trashy stuff?
Robbers steal $5m in North Carolina gold heist
Cops post pics of the notorious 'Nugget Brothers' suspected of carrying out the snatch
White House Task Force Calls For Improvements In Police Shootings
So it's back to Bullett School for Bill Bratton & Co as well as compulsory eye, piss and mental health tests. What could possibly go wrong?
LAPD Skid Row Shooting Shows Importance Of Body Camera Technology
Poor tramp had a camcorder wired to his cardboard box, capture entire police assault on vid
In answer to WTF Would It Look Like If The Dowager Co*ntess Left Downton Abbey
Only partially brain-dead ITV viewers would notice, nobody else gives a flying fuck
Man Attacks Disabled Father With Mounted Antlers
Claims the disability is all in the head, generations of ancestors all had mounted antlers and never moaned about it
Apple Boss Says Invasion Of Privacy Is A 'Basic Human Fright''
Blames George W Bush and Tony Blair for starting the hysteria that scammed the whole world
Palace Says Prince William Will Tackle China Trade
Yeah, just what we need, another taxpayer-funded scrounger flogging cups and saucers to the foreign masses
Netanyahu heads to USA for hysteric showdown
Bookies offer odds of 5/4ON that the visit will end with massive punch up in the Fright House
Jihadi beheader Emwazi said MI5 made him feel like 'a dead man wanking'
Always suspected necrophilia his abuse of choice!
WTF 'Prince William's Japan visit rekindles memories of Diana'??
Something about that fucked-up Fukushima nuclear reactor reminding William about the ex-Princess of Wales?
Accused American sex offender minister arrested in Brazil waxing salon
Claims to be Minister for Foreign Affairs, requiring lots of de-hailing in the private quarters
FEMA finds evidence of fraud in Sandy reports
Hurricane Sandy? Or Clinton con man Sandy Berger, biggest Dem asshole since Al Gore
What do NYC feminists really, really want in a man?
Same as everybody else - a big cock, plenty of dosh and clean underpants
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