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Confused Silk Road 'mastermind'says he's a victim of fracking
No wait - did I just say that?? - it's gotta be hacking.
Solange breaks out in hives following nuptials
ER docs baffled why they're all over her bikini line, test the bride for Jay-Z's aftershave allergy
Harvey Weinstein mistaken for a dumb waiter?
Mechanical food hoist not a flattering comparison but whaddahell
Christopher Columbus was a Muslim says Turkish president
Remains of prayer mat and dishdasha found at Cape Canaveral prove the point
Pakistani boot camps want to re-program IS insurgents
Cobblers! It's a fallacy you can re-educate decapitation fanatics into wholesome organic farming opium growers
NYC women face taboo of prenup radio carbon dating
Livid New York brides-to-be are being made to pass radio carbon dating tests to prove their actual age according to matrimonial lawyrs specialising in prenups
Pope is coming to the US next September
Probably in a cremation urn, a few lapse of honor around NYC cathedral and then scattering at sea at the Bay of Pigs
American fleas after trying to mail body parts from Thailand
WTF? Darned varmints ended up scratching each other to death I guess
Chirlane McCray de Blasio's embattled top aide takes leave of senses
Rachel Noerdlinger quits her cushy sinecure and heads for stint at B.S. Rehab
Megan Fox shows off her slim figure in distressed jeans at Studio City lunch
Distressed? More like completely freaked out if those gashes on the fabric are anything to go by
Keith Richards put my kids off booze for life, claims Jerry Hall
Besides, they all prefer to skin up a spliff just like their dad Mick Jagger
Barbara Streisand rubbishes rumours that she and husband James Brolin are headed for divorce
On the other hand, $50 million for a quickie no-fault decree does sound remarkably appealing
Kristen Stewart's wardrobe malfunction at the Hollywood Film Awards as her top slips
Luckily she was completely starkes underneath, totally saved the situation
Eminem's gaunt looks due to more active lifestyle and improved diet
So much for all those daft cocaine rumors, then!
Khloe Kardashian comes to Kim's defense, says nude photo shoot was 'liberating' for sister
Yep, flashing yer fanny for a million bucks a pop certainly liberates the bank balance
Kendall Jenner announces her appointment as the new face of beauty giant Baboon's Arsehole
No wait - Estee Lauder!
YAWN: Chef Frank McClelland brings cider-glazed roast duck to THE Dish
SO yesterday's menu, darling, how about a decent hog roast instead?
Licensed hookers' outrage as New York City strippers win $10 million in back wages
Expect a multi-billion dollar lawsuit as 100 old slappers sue for party - uh, parity!
Paris big cat 'is no tiger' say witnesses
Just some old French cougar on the prowl, maybe Brigitte Bardot
Russian TV claims it has satellite photo of Philae Lander crashing on comet
However a tell-tale 'Martian Obelisk' in the background soon scuppers report's credibility
Putin's slams dreadful G20 reception
Says his cell phone just keeps dying everytime Obama's minders start fiddling with their signal jammers outside the men's room
Pope says assisted suicide an increasingly attractive option
Sends Emeritius Pope Joe Ratzinger a one way ticket to Swiss euthanasia clinic
There's a lot more happening in Uranus than you think NASA tells Richard Branson
Yeah, mostly intergalactic piles old chum
WTF prison kitchen duties for this lot?
'Convicted three who ran cannibal bakery get up to 23 years in prison'
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