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Man wins $14.7M after hand was crushed in garbage compactor

That's one hell of a way to swoop on the Powerball jackpot - and it's all tax freak

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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Man tossed through window by NYPD cop gets 'lousy' $120K settlement

Everyone knows the going rate starts at $100k for hurt feelings, never mind the plate glass lacerations and broken legs

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Giacometti sculpture poised to sell for record $130 million

A bit over priced considering it's only a copy and at least another five are out there

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City of Detroit sues 'wrong church' over $170K power bill

Now being counter-sued by the First Hellfire Tabernacle of Mysterious Saints for defamation

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Woman driver blames coffee-drinking parrot for car smash

That's what happens when a caffeine-high macaw gets behind the wheel at rush hour on the beltway

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Next Round of Iran Nuclear Talks Start Next Week At Secret New Location

Best bet it's either inside the defunct Chernobyl reactor or the fucked-up Fukishima plant in Japan

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Judges Hear Challenge to Obama's Climate Effort Stuff

A whole lotta hot air from presidential asshole could entirely demolish Obama's slant

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Pope Ends Battle With American Catholic Nuns' Group

Loses five hands of poker to the Sisters of the Immaculate Deception plus three crates of holy communion whine

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Inhumane Society wants Neiman Marcus 'faux' fur probe

Says too many damn Alsatians are going missing before ending up as fun fur stoles on the catwalk

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Nokia confirms acquisition fucked-up French telecom company

Money for old rope acquistion soumds like a desperate tax saving ploy

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Bill De Blasio defends his decision not to endorse Hillary

Endorsements start at $100,000 and rise thru to $500,000. No IOUs accepted.

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Man standing outside Papaya Dog is stabbed in head with a Screwdriver

Such terrible luck the guy's having, last week he got hit in the chops by a Manhattan, And previously a Bloody Mary.

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Psycho-killer wolverine escapes from New Jersey porn shoot

Lock your pussies, guys, she's got a taste for raw meat

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Woman says she was forced to take the piss in jail cell after drinking 'Bahama Mamas'

Mock my taste in booze and see how I redecorate your jail cell walls

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UN chief gives Daniel Craig special emission to eliminate mines

The project will commence after mignight, Mr Bond, so it will be a nocturnal emission

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Kendall Jenner goes topless, 'soon maybe headless'

IS Jihadis reckon a spot of beheading is coming next

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Uptight Israeli ultra-Orthodox Jews cut Kim Kardashian from photo

Women don't have a soil in Judaism, besides KK is an old slag in the first place

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Lil Wayne's former driver accuses rapper of threatening to chill him

Dastardly stuff, LW!

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'Fault in Our Stars' author's Indiana home 'is listing'

Second thoughts, make that 'is being listed'

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WTF 'The evolution of Emma Watson?'

Jumped up non-entity now a hasbeen as Harry Potter movies become old hat

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Kissing cab hos gobsmacked at inclusion in Clinton campaign vid

Prior arrangement with live porn streaming company throwing up all kindsa copyright issues

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Hillary's father's tombstone razed to the ground

Poor sucker turning in his grave at the idea of Hillary 2016

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South Carolina abduction thwarted because suspect couldn't shit sticks

Er, 'couldn't drive stick shift'

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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18th-century sex toy unearthed at school of swordfish

Correction! that should read 'at school of swordmanship'

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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