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Massive hemorrhoid to whiz past Earth this Passover

God's way of saying enough with the braised brisket and whorseradish source, really messing up the celestial digestion

written by queen mudder, 26 March 2015
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Lumber Liquidators slapped with class-action suit that deadly chemical is boring

Uh, correction! That should read: 'class-action suit over deadly chemical in flooring'

written by queen mudder, 26 March 2015
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Insurer won't cover treatment for woman's rare brain disease

Says she may be certifiable but nothing will ever cure her if she's determined to vote for Jeb Bush 2016

written by queen mudder, 08 March 2015
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Women seeking happiness should do some drugs, take the Pill

Timely government arvice ahead of Mothers Day

written by queen mudder, 08 March 2015
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Slain Russian opposition leader's girlfriend adopts the Sphynx Position

See No Evil, Hear No Evil advice coincides with Moscow's broken CCTV system on night of the shooting

written by queen mudder, 03 March 2015
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Crazed woman digs up dad's grave, finds only cigarettes and vodka

Now WTF did Pa hide the TV remote control?

written by queen mudder, 03 March 2015
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Hundreds of Pakistani parents jailed for refusing to indoctrinate kids

Ah, make that vaccinate, the brainwashing's just fine

written by queen mudder, 03 March 2015
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Cops say they know why someone built an underground bunker in Toronto

Looks like Preppers stocked up on ice cream, frozen pizza, beers and Colorado pot ahead of widely anticipated Armageddinouttahere stuff

written by queen mudder, 02 March 2015
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IKEA head says Iran inquiry continues

Damn Ayatollah's have returned 3 million self-assembly National Consultative Assembly speakers' chairs, apparently much too squeaky for Persian tastes

written by queen mudder, 02 March 2015
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Ukraine death toll sores past 6000

Mostly from bed sores as thousands of injured left in makeshift hospital beds with no change if dressings

written by queen mudder, 02 March 2015
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Startling headlines reveal that 'Garcia switches position on Obama presidential library'

WTF Grateful Dead's Jerry Garcia doing getting involved in such trashy stuff?

written by queen mudder, 02 March 2015
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Robbers steal $5m in North Carolina gold heist

Cops post pics of the notorious 'Nugget Brothers' suspected of carrying out the snatch

written by queen mudder, 02 March 2015
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White House Task Force Calls For Improvements In Police Shootings

So it's back to Bullett School for Bill Bratton & Co as well as compulsory eye, piss and mental health tests. What could possibly go wrong?

written by queen mudder, 02 March 2015
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LAPD Skid Row Shooting Shows Importance Of Body Camera Technology

Poor tramp had a camcorder wired to his cardboard box, capture entire police assault on vid

written by queen mudder, 02 March 2015
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In answer to WTF Would It Look Like If The Dowager Co*ntess Left Downton Abbey

Only partially brain-dead ITV viewers would notice, nobody else gives a flying fuck

written by queen mudder, 02 March 2015
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Man Attacks Disabled Father With Mounted Antlers

Claims the disability is all in the head, generations of ancestors all had mounted antlers and never moaned about it

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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Apple Boss Says Invasion Of Privacy Is A 'Basic Human Fright''

Blames George W Bush and Tony Blair for starting the hysteria that scammed the whole world

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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Palace Says Prince William Will Tackle China Trade

Yeah, just what we need, another taxpayer-funded scrounger flogging cups and saucers to the foreign masses

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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Netanyahu heads to USA for hysteric showdown

Bookies offer odds of 5/4ON that the visit will end with massive punch up in the Fright House

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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Jihadi beheader Emwazi said MI5 made him feel like 'a dead man wanking'

Always suspected necrophilia his abuse of choice!

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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WTF 'Prince William's Japan visit rekindles memories of Diana'??

Something about that fucked-up Fukushima nuclear reactor reminding William about the ex-Princess of Wales?

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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Accused American sex offender minister arrested in Brazil waxing salon

Claims to be Minister for Foreign Affairs, requiring lots of de-hailing in the private quarters

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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FEMA finds evidence of fraud in Sandy reports

Hurricane Sandy? Or Clinton con man Sandy Berger, biggest Dem asshole since Al Gore

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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What do NYC feminists really, really want in a man?

Same as everybody else - a big cock, plenty of dosh and clean underpants

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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