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UKIP is a fascist party says Lord Heseltine

Takes one to know one, UKIP's Nigel Farage replies, as battled for Nazi hearts and minds goes up a gear

written by queen mudder, 02 October 2013
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NASA stored Brazilian metadata of millions of web users for one whole year

Eventually it was vaporized in deep space after ejection from International Space Station toilet

written by queen mudder, 30 September 2013
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Google used smartass accountants to avoid £150m UK tax

Expect imminent nomination for Nobel Fiction Prize

written by queen mudder, 30 September 2013
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Double whammy as Hillary Clinton TV mini-series and documentary back on cutting room floor

Studio bosses suggest she auditions for role in new remake of the Addams Family

written by queen mudder, 30 September 2013
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BP faces $18bn, fine

CEO redrafts statement, saying exorbitant charges 'definitely not fine'

written by queen mudder, 30 September 2013
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Space Station astronauts use robotic arms

New mechanical space guns are pre-programmed to shoot down alien craft

written by queen mudder, 30 September 2013
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Ex-Sun hack charged over mobile...

er, mobile home that is, forgot to get his road tax

written by queen mudder, 30 September 2013
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Duck boat fire on River Thames claims more fatalities

Nearly 200 mallards frazzled to cinders as surviving chicks vow to take the Tube next time

written by queen mudder, 30 September 2013
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Mortgage approvals his new fove year high

Borrowers increasingly using their loans to bankroll lucrative home-grown skunk farms

written by queen mudder, 30 September 2013
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Two ex-Popes to be made saints in April next year

That's April 1st, in case you wondered

written by queen mudder, 30 September 2013
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Sheikh McTomb-Raider orders emergency horse drugs seizure inquiry

Great idea! And the junior wife is carrying out the probe, just to keep it in the family.

written by queen mudder, 30 September 2013
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Turkish PM Recep Tayyip Erdogan removes ban on neckties

Anyone caught not wearing one will get five years and a very sore neck

written by queen mudder, 30 September 2013
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More human waste discovered in plush central London garden square

Locals are blaming Romanian migrants who were given free repatriation plane tickets home last month and are back with a vengeance

written by queen mudder, 30 September 2013
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Osborne aims for surplus of budgies by 2020

Think 'Surfeit of Lampreys' with bright yellow feathers to get his drift

written by queen mudder, 30 September 2013
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Tories promise to scrap Labour's Human Frights Act if re-elected

A replacement Tory Frights Act is being drafted as we go to press

written by queen mudder, 30 September 2013
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'White Widow worked in halal pie shop and got the runs' says Daily Mail

Maybe they cribbed the story from 'Barking Woman Behind Al Shabab Kebab Massacre', eh?

written by queen mudder, 26 September 2013
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US accused of blocking 'drone' lawyer

really boring guy, always just drones on and on and on in court...

written by queen mudder, 25 September 2013
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Chelsea Manning awaits diagnosis in prison

fears docs have already labeled her as attention deficit troll

written by queen mudder, 25 September 2013
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Treasury says Chancellor Osborne's complained over EU bonus crap

Er, second thoughts, make that 'bonus cap'

written by queen mudder, 25 September 2013
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Chinese quacks grow new nose on man's forehead

Poor guy's already tried topping himself three times after they stuck it on his ass, his belly button and his armpit

written by queen mudder, 25 September 2013
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Scientists say fish may not help with memory, thinking skills

Uh, WTF did I leave that smoked salmon I bought at lunchtime today?

written by queen mudder, 25 September 2013
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Geologists discover Earth got oxygen much earlier than suspected

Some time during the Cretinaceous Period?

written by queen mudder, 25 September 2013
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The secrets of restoring oysters in the Chesapeake Bay?

Dunk 'em in a glass of Bolly, the fizz will soon perk them up

written by queen mudder, 25 September 2013
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Head of Aphrodite Statue Excavated in Turkey

Just WHAT was it doing face down in Apollo's naked lap?

written by queen mudder, 25 September 2013
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