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Confused Silk Road 'mastermind'says he's a victim of fracking

No wait - did I just say that?? - it's gotta be hacking.

written by queen mudder, 17 November 2014
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Solange breaks out in hives following nuptials

ER docs baffled why they're all over her bikini line, test the bride for Jay-Z's aftershave allergy

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Harvey Weinstein mistaken for a dumb waiter?

Mechanical food hoist not a flattering comparison but whaddahell

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Christopher Columbus was a Muslim says Turkish president

Remains of prayer mat and dishdasha found at Cape Canaveral prove the point

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Pakistani boot camps want to re-program IS insurgents

Cobblers! It's a fallacy you can re-educate decapitation fanatics into wholesome organic farming opium growers

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NYC women face taboo of prenup radio carbon dating

Livid New York brides-to-be are being made to pass radio carbon dating tests to prove their actual age according to matrimonial lawyrs specialising in prenups

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Pope is coming to the US next September

Probably in a cremation urn, a few lapse of honor around NYC cathedral and then scattering at sea at the Bay of Pigs

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American fleas after trying to mail body parts from Thailand

WTF? Darned varmints ended up scratching each other to death I guess

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Chirlane McCray de Blasio's embattled top aide takes leave of senses

Rachel Noerdlinger quits her cushy sinecure and heads for stint at B.S. Rehab

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Megan Fox shows off her slim figure in distressed jeans at Studio City lunch

Distressed? More like completely freaked out if those gashes on the fabric are anything to go by

written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
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Keith Richards put my kids off booze for life, claims Jerry Hall

Besides, they all prefer to skin up a spliff just like their dad Mick Jagger

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Barbara Streisand rubbishes rumours that she and husband James Brolin are headed for divorce

On the other hand, $50 million for a quickie no-fault decree does sound remarkably appealing

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Kristen Stewart's wardrobe malfunction at the Hollywood Film Awards as her top slips

Luckily she was completely starkes underneath, totally saved the situation

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Eminem's gaunt looks due to more active lifestyle and improved diet

So much for all those daft cocaine rumors, then!

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Khloe Kardashian comes to Kim's defense, says nude photo shoot was 'liberating' for sister

Yep, flashing yer fanny for a million bucks a pop certainly liberates the bank balance

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Kendall Jenner announces her appointment as the new face of beauty giant Baboon's Arsehole

No wait - Estee Lauder!

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YAWN: Chef Frank McClelland brings cider-glazed roast duck to THE Dish

SO yesterday's menu, darling, how about a decent hog roast instead?

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Licensed hookers' outrage as New York City strippers win $10 million in back wages

Expect a multi-billion dollar lawsuit as 100 old slappers sue for party - uh, parity!

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Paris big cat 'is no tiger' say witnesses

Just some old French cougar on the prowl, maybe Brigitte Bardot

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Russian TV claims it has satellite photo of Philae Lander crashing on comet

However a tell-tale 'Martian Obelisk' in the background soon scuppers report's credibility

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Putin's slams dreadful G20 reception

Says his cell phone just keeps dying everytime Obama's minders start fiddling with their signal jammers outside the men's room

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Pope says assisted suicide an increasingly attractive option

Sends Emeritius Pope Joe Ratzinger a one way ticket to Swiss euthanasia clinic

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There's a lot more happening in Uranus than you think NASA tells Richard Branson

Yeah, mostly intergalactic piles old chum

written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
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WTF prison kitchen duties for this lot?

'Convicted three who ran cannibal bakery get up to 23 years in prison'

written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
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