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Son arrested after woman found RIP with arrows sticking out of head

Swears blind they were just playing cowboys and injuns when real life Commanches burst into the room and killed his poor old Ma

written by queen mudder, 01 December 2014
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Obama calls for $263bn federal bung for Ferguson

Should keep the voices of dissent quiet over the festive season!

written by queen mudder, 01 December 2014
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Saudi rehab for jihadis offers alternatives to extremism

Mostly bottles of Sharia-compliant whisky plus the odd acid tab

written by queen mudder, 30 November 2014
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gly tree helps Pennsylvania town find real meaning of Xmas

Chopping it down as setting the logs alight only the start of festive fun

written by queen mudder, 30 November 2014
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Pope seeks inter-species dialogue during Thanksgiving visit

Offers turkeys the olive branch if they convert before Saturday

written by queen mudder, 30 November 2014
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Furious Nebraska players erupt after school fires

Heaven knows why they're getting so hot and bothered about a bit of local arson

written by queen mudder, 30 November 2014
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Young philanthropissts gather for Millennial Bull

Young trustafarians hope to shake off that 'spending-Mom-and-Dad's-millions' image with a bit of Millenial BS

written by queen mudder, 30 November 2014
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Voters put off by smug Clinton's 2016 plans

Want to see some public sackcloth and ashes for her marriage to such a lowlife jerk

written by queen mudder, 30 November 2014
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Pyongyang 'princess' gets a preminition

Nocturnal visions predict North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un in need of son-bearing wife about to tear up current prenup and toss it to the dogs

written by queen mudder, 30 November 2014
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Giant alligator bagged by Orlando hunter set to make a fortune

Swanky Upper East Side, NYC, designer shoe company bids half a million bucks for the beast's skin

written by queen mudder, 30 November 2014
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Ferguson Officer Darren Wilson won't get a cent in severance money after resignation

$10m Hollywood life story movie blockbuster maybe makes up for it

written by queen mudder, 30 November 2014
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5,000 of the world's wackiest lawsuits filed against celebrities in 2014

Well how else can an artorney turn an honest buck??

written by queen mudder, 30 November 2014
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Plane evacuated after JFK 'bomb' scare

Luckily it turned out to be a drunken hoax from pissed guy wanting a Mile High Flub refund (don't ask)...

written by queen mudder, 30 November 2014
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Michelle's unused 'fitness' stamps lie waiting in White House whorehouse

Uh, warehouse!

written by queen mudder, 29 November 2014
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Ravenous ISIS fighters just want their wives to cook pot pancakes

And none of that afghani Black rubbish that the Taleban is pimping, proper Dyrian home grown weed

written by queen mudder, 29 November 2014
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So where did Obama take daughters shopping for Small Business Saturday?

Yep, you guessed it, Colorado Springs Pot Festival & Santa's Cannabis Grotto

written by queen mudder, 29 November 2014
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Woman kicked off flight after pet pig poops in plane aisle

That's the last time Kim takes Kanye on board the red eye back to LA

written by queen mudder, 29 November 2014
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Roll away the stone as magicians stage effort to tart up Houdini's grave

Harry Houdini's remains have vanished and the sepulchre is empty, surprise surprise

written by queen mudder, 28 November 2014
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Spooky anagram found for 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens'

'Castrate freak show answer' OMG.

written by queen mudder, 28 November 2014
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Haiatus Hits Black Friday Protests

Mostly rampaging guys diving into McDonalds to fuel up on Big Mac and fries before resuming onslaught to protest about, uh, stuff

written by queen mudder, 28 November 2014
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Probe that messed up comet landing 'could be ruining things again' by spring

First rays of sunlight to hit the Philae Lander's batteries virtually guaranteed to f**k up again

written by queen mudder, 28 November 2014
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Fugitive bighorn sheep decapitated by LA hit-and-run driver

Damned beheading jihadis now kerbcrawling all over Los Angeles looking for some pervy fun

written by queen mudder, 23 November 2014
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Woman rescued from IS camp cooked for jihadis

Mostly from the Jihadi Cannibal Cookbook of spare limb recipies, guess the bastards have to do something with all those amputations, eh?

written by queen mudder, 23 November 2014
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Feds investigating festive drone sightings in Colorado area

Reports say Santa's using mini airborne sleighs this year on the Colorado Xmas Pot Cookie run

written by queen mudder, 22 November 2014
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