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Oil dips below $50?

Avocado oil-based guacamole still a rip off at anything over $7 a tub and don't get me started on olive oil salad dressing prices, OPEC's got a helluva lot to answer about.

written by queen mudder, 05 January 2015
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Earthquake rattles Santa Clarita Studios, home of NCIS

Probably an omen about 'Ziva David's imminent return', bookies offering 2/1 she left because of secret pregnancy, Gibbs your goose is cooked.

written by queen mudder, 04 January 2015
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Politicians threaten to declassify censored 9/11 reports

Couldn't be a better time to snitch up the Saudis now that oil's tumbled to $50

written by queen mudder, 04 January 2015
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Passengers refuse to reboard after AirAsia jet engine explosion

All 200 insist they prefer to fly Steerage on Third World Airlines than so much as set foot inside another AirAsia jet

written by queen mudder, 04 January 2015
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Naked woman gets stuck shimmying down former boyfriend's chimney

Surprisingly it took 20 firemen more than SIX hours to free the lady following hours of situation assessment with remote camcorder.

written by queen mudder, 04 January 2015
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'You May Also Like Former Chris Christie Official Found Dead'

WTF? Huffington Toast headline writers in need of a reality check!

written by queen mudder, 01 January 2015
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Ebola spreads to Glasgow, Scotland!

Scottish Nationalists' mad cow disease symptoms now due for a major ovehaul

written by queen mudder, 29 December 2014
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Woman dies after fall from stairlift at NY ski resort

Onlookers say total lack of snow maybe a contributory factor on the incident

written by queen mudder, 29 December 2014
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Cops say resident shot masturbating burglar who stole his dog

Ain't life a bitch!

written by queen mudder, 29 December 2014
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Pope JP2 gunman John Paul II gunman lays flowers at Vatican bombsite

About time the place was spruced up a bit!

written by queen mudder, 28 December 2014
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Al Qaeda publishes bomb-making recipe for aircraft attacks

Jihadis urged to use organic, bio-degradable ingredients in their explosives to stop blasts from contrubuting to global warming.

written by queen mudder, 28 December 2014
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Private armies might fight in future major conflicts says ex-Bush/Cheney bigwig

Nothing wrong with a little GOP entrepreneurship in the burgeoning private arms sales industry!

written by queen mudder, 28 December 2014
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Flying dinosaur on the loose turns out to be Brits' Princes Anus

Nearly fooled folks into thinking it was some sort of crazy hippopotamus!

written by queen mudder, 28 December 2014
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Cincinnati Township orders man to kill his 'Zombie Nativity' scene

Much too close to Ebola symptoms for comfort, no wonder the Mayor's orifice went nuts!

written by queen mudder, 26 December 2014
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Passenger tossed after flipping out over air crew's rendition of Merry Xmas

Lightly in olive oil - before a quick grilling in the airport lounge

written by queen mudder, 26 December 2014
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Topless activist storms St Peter's Square nativity play on Christmas Day

Bet she got frostbite on her nipples for all that palaver

written by queen mudder, 26 December 2014
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Some bodies pulled from burned gingerbread house where kids visited Grandma

Blame that arson-crazy Big Bad Wolf for latest Yuletide outrage

written by queen mudder, 26 December 2014
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Astrophysicist angers Christians with Christmas shit

Ah shucks, meant to say tweet!

written by queen mudder, 26 December 2014
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Baby shunned by other gorillas will sue zoos

Blatant simian-on-simian discrimination lawsuit bound to make the nipper a huge pile of cash...lawfirm of Patton Boggs on the case?

written by queen mudder, 26 December 2014
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Woman died after crack removed from vagina

A true story this, apparently surgeons found a glass pipe and a vile - uh, vial! - of crack cocaine inside her vagina, poor woman probably hid them from the cops before coming up a cropper

written by queen mudder, 26 December 2014
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At last, Fakebook dismisses 'dislike' button as far too vegetative

Uh, negative?

written by queen mudder, 15 December 2014
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WTF 'Chris Christie crushed on Twitter'?

Maybe the guy got squished in between two giant cyber trucks

written by queen mudder, 15 December 2014
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New road rage pill a winner

Little ampoule of cement/charcoal mix soon stops any urges to abuse fellow motorists

written by queen mudder, 15 December 2014
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Sydney Gunman 'Was Out-On-Bail Serial Pervert'

Sydney Arthur Gunman - not to be confused with the Sydney gunman in the Cafe siege

written by queen mudder, 15 December 2014
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