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Missing Swedish 15 year old with Ass Purgers found at Penn Station

Claims she'd been sent there to have colonic irrigation treatment for a minor stutter

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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Obama signs bill to fund Homeland Insecurity

Capitol Hill braces itself for a massive FBI bust of Russian agents who have infiltrated Wall Street, Big Oil and the Krispy Kreme Co

written by queen mudder, 28 February 2015
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Miami police chief busted for hooker threesome says dress overwhelmed him

Uh, make that stress. Chief Bozo's excuse still pathetic.

written by queen mudder, 28 February 2015
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Ancient Hercules statue returning to Italy 2,500 years after theft

Damn Etruscan thieves sentenced to 12 months community service after pleading guilty to smash and grab

written by queen mudder, 25 February 2015
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Counter-Terror official charged with soliciting sex from a miner...

...forty-inner and his daughter Clementine

written by queen mudder, 25 February 2015
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Iran's Revolutionary Guard attacks a rocky outcrop in Shatt Al-Arab

The Ayatollah's special forces blew up and destroyed the twin rock mounds after Saudis mocked them for looking like 'The Shah of Persia's Tits'

written by queen mudder, 25 February 2015
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Miracle baby born fully encased in giant squid

Doctors blame OctoMom for putting ideas into the beastie

written by queen mudder, 25 February 2015
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Chile fisherman's close encounter with giant sperm

Exchanging bodily fluids with a seven footer sure ain't easy ... unless you learn to be very flexible

written by queen mudder, 25 February 2015
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Revenge photographer wants wife scrubbed from the web

Dirty pics of the filthy little slut bringing his business into disrepute

written by queen mudder, 25 February 2015
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Exploding Moscow blowholes raise fears of deadly gas exposure

Fears that massive methane outburst from Vlad Putin's private quarters may be to blame

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2015
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HSBC pleads 'shame' over Swiss tax scams

Blames Brits' Queen Elizardbirth for putting them up to it in the first place

written by queen mudder, 23 February 2015
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Husband claims wife is holding him 'prisoner' in their Hamptons teardown

Wife says he's locked himself in a makeshift crack den with Mexican gardener and his twin brother

written by queen mudder, 23 February 2015
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Hustler Club exotic dancers 'being stripped' of minimum wage

Everyone knows downtown rates are fifty bucks for ten minutes - same as a handjob in Hells Kitchen

written by queen mudder, 23 February 2015
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Ronald Reagan's 'fake' friend wants 'fraud' plea deal

Says The Gipper was every inch the professional con artist and would have been proud of this latest twist

written by queen mudder, 23 February 2015
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Landlord sues councilwoman for having him arrested over 'rented beef'

Says nothing criminal with leased-back rib-eye!

written by queen mudder, 23 February 2015
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NY-bound jet forced to make emergency landing with crappy sunscreen

Correction! Uh, 'cracked windscreen' maybe better?

written by queen mudder, 23 February 2015
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Al Sharpton paid to keep his mouth shut about lack of black TV programming suit

Always having to wear a lime green tuxedo or pale grey pinstripe three-piece suit kinda harsh on the guy I reckon

written by queen mudder, 23 February 2015
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Hand-mixer News: ISIS' English-language schools teaching jihadi children how to blend

More dumb recipies from The Taleban Cookbook

written by queen mudder, 23 February 2015
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Is the answer 'skeletons'??

Yes if the question is 'What's inside the closets of the Oscars' Best Actress nominees?'

written by queen mudder, 22 February 2015
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Absolutely No Rickshaws as Astronauts install International Space Station parking bays for space taxis

I mean, what kind of place do you think this is?

written by queen mudder, 22 February 2015
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Parents urged to look out for certain symptoms if child is 'sick'

Symptoms like suddenly joining the Ku Klux Klan, supporting pro-incest legal reforms and voting Hillary 2016

written by queen mudder, 21 February 2015
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WTF '3 Oscar-nominated cinematographers share their favorite shots'??

Some sort of Measels, Mumps and Rubella vaccination rant, guys?

written by queen mudder, 21 February 2015
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Profanity news as Bin Laden 'letter' allowed as evidence in terror trial

Yep, it's the Pashto tongue's 'F' word we're talking about

written by queen mudder, 21 February 2015
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NYC attorney pleads guilty to courthouse bribery scam

Hmm, any relation to that Ecuador racketeering guy, whassisname Steven Donziger?

written by queen mudder, 21 February 2015
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