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Kissing cab hos gobsmacked at inclusion in Clinton campaign vid

Prior arrangement with live porn streaming company throwing up all kindsa copyright issues

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Hillary's father's tombstone razed to the ground

Poor sucker turning in his grave at the idea of Hillary 2016

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South Carolina abduction thwarted because suspect couldn't shit sticks

Er, 'couldn't drive stick shift'

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18th-century sex toy unearthed at school of swordfish

Correction! that should read 'at school of swordmanship'

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Exotic dancing spoof discovered in Florida mansion

Sounds like Bargis Tryhol caught pirouetting The Nutcracker

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Incontinence pad used by Pope Francis auctioned off for $30K

Vatican taking da piss with its holy relics program

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Broadway's 'Wolf Hall' is beautiful but boring because it was written by a fat slag

And that's the best review of this $50m production, sorry to, disappoint you guys

written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
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Mission Unflossable?

Poor dental hygiene said to be behind Tom Cruise delay to start of filming new movie

written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
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Biden puts Bloomberg's pacifier in his mouth

That's one way of making sure he keeps schtum!

written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
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'Feminist' Hillary Clinton is simply a tool says GOP stink tank

Expect plenty more revelations about her machinations with Dunfay's accouncement about her presidential run

written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
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Bloomberg formally knighted by UK

Queen Elizardbirth bestows the Order of the Sticky Wicket for keeping schtum about Prince Andrew's hos

written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
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Obama and Castro face to face meeting to restore ties

Castro Jr to get the Hermes blue and gold silk cravat while Obama goes for the black dickie bow

written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
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WTF 'Ex-TV pitchman unrepentant after kicking owl while paragliding' ?

Gotta be a spoof headline, everyone knows owls just do not paraglide

written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
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Pussy Cat shocked on power pole falls 50 feet, survives

Owners say Fluffy really got so spooked after seeing neighbors' dog frolicking in an outdoor hot tub he just darn well fell off his lofty perch

written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
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Craigspisst inundated as Jihadis post job ad for press officers, teachers and bomb builders

Free medical insurance guaranteed for the first week of service, after that it's all do-it-yourself.

written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
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Ryan Reynolds wants daughter to work as a flight attendant or barista

that's shorthand for 'NOT a hooker' and 'NOT a dealer'

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2015
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Jesse Kornbluth says his book's threesome tale is just twat

Can't say I disagree!

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2015
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So what's inside Melissa Rivers' tribute book to Joan ?

Half a dozen empty coke wraps and an IOU for a hundred bucks

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2015
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Pet store owner charged in deaths of brothers asphyxiated by 10ft python

Cops utterly reject claims that a Mexican Rattle Snake put him up to it

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2015
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Palestinian Authority becomes member of International Criminal Caught

Ok, if you're being really pedantic that should read 'Court'

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2015
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Woman who stabbed boyfriend after he ate all the salsa pleads mitigation

Says she would have shot him instead but had run out of bullets

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2015
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Drunk man steals forklift to retrieve crashed duck

Correction! i think that should read 'crashed truck'.

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2015
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Guys, I am so cut up about that headline defendant tells jury in response to verdict:

'Ex-cop gets ATE years for cutting up man he met on cannibalism website'

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2015
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Gaza man hoodwinked into selling Banksy mural for $10

Apologises profusely and begs forgiveness, damn silly etching wasn't worth more than three bucks

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2015
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