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Oil dips below $50?
Avocado oil-based guacamole still a rip off at anything over $7 a tub and don't get me started on olive oil salad dressing prices, OPEC's got a helluva lot to answer about.
Earthquake rattles Santa Clarita Studios, home of NCIS
Probably an omen about 'Ziva David's imminent return', bookies offering 2/1 she left because of secret pregnancy, Gibbs your goose is cooked.
Politicians threaten to declassify censored 9/11 reports
Couldn't be a better time to snitch up the Saudis now that oil's tumbled to $50
Passengers refuse to reboard after AirAsia jet engine explosion
All 200 insist they prefer to fly Steerage on Third World Airlines than so much as set foot inside another AirAsia jet
Naked woman gets stuck shimmying down former boyfriend's chimney
Surprisingly it took 20 firemen more than SIX hours to free the lady following hours of situation assessment with remote camcorder.
'You May Also Like Former Chris Christie Official Found Dead'
WTF? Huffington Toast headline writers in need of a reality check!
Ebola spreads to Glasgow, Scotland!
Scottish Nationalists' mad cow disease symptoms now due for a major ovehaul
Woman dies after fall from stairlift at NY ski resort
Onlookers say total lack of snow maybe a contributory factor on the incident
Cops say resident shot masturbating burglar who stole his dog
Ain't life a bitch!
Pope JP2 gunman John Paul II gunman lays flowers at Vatican bombsite
About time the place was spruced up a bit!
Al Qaeda publishes bomb-making recipe for aircraft attacks
Jihadis urged to use organic, bio-degradable ingredients in their explosives to stop blasts from contrubuting to global warming.
Private armies might fight in future major conflicts says ex-Bush/Cheney bigwig
Nothing wrong with a little GOP entrepreneurship in the burgeoning private arms sales industry!
Flying dinosaur on the loose turns out to be Brits' Princes Anus
Nearly fooled folks into thinking it was some sort of crazy hippopotamus!
Cincinnati Township orders man to kill his 'Zombie Nativity' scene
Much too close to Ebola symptoms for comfort, no wonder the Mayor's orifice went nuts!
Passenger tossed after flipping out over air crew's rendition of Merry Xmas
Lightly in olive oil - before a quick grilling in the airport lounge
Topless activist storms St Peter's Square nativity play on Christmas Day
Bet she got frostbite on her nipples for all that palaver
Some bodies pulled from burned gingerbread house where kids visited Grandma
Blame that arson-crazy Big Bad Wolf for latest Yuletide outrage
Astrophysicist angers Christians with Christmas shit
Ah shucks, meant to say tweet!
Baby shunned by other gorillas will sue zoos
Blatant simian-on-simian discrimination lawsuit bound to make the nipper a huge pile of cash...lawfirm of Patton Boggs on the case?
Woman died after crack removed from vagina
A true story this, apparently surgeons found a glass pipe and a vile - uh, vial! - of crack cocaine inside her vagina, poor woman probably hid them from the cops before coming up a cropper
At last, Fakebook dismisses 'dislike' button as far too vegetative
WTF 'Chris Christie crushed on Twitter'?
Maybe the guy got squished in between two giant cyber trucks
New road rage pill a winner
Little ampoule of cement/charcoal mix soon stops any urges to abuse fellow motorists
Sydney Gunman 'Was Out-On-Bail Serial Pervert'
Sydney Arthur Gunman - not to be confused with the Sydney gunman in the Cafe siege
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