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Bill Clinton heads to Africa as foundation screwtinized

Bill and Hill's lousy slush fund rapidly going down the pan

written by queen mudder, 28 April 2015
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Saudi Arabia thwarts attack on US Embassy, arrests 93 terrist suspects

Mossad responds saying it all bears the hallmark of a classic Saudi inside job

written by queen mudder, 28 April 2015
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Nigerian Army Rescues 200 Girls, 93 Women From Forest

That's Nottingham Forest football match where the silly dears had taken refuge following a Notts City 5-nil drubbing last weekend.

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House of Lords chef tried to blow up a petrol station blames terrorist TV show

I was trying to flambe a joint of mutton, M'Lud, according to Halal principles of the Jihadi Cook Book

written by queen mudder, 26 April 2015
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NYC Mayor de Blasio 'aims to reduce waist' by 3 million tons by 2030

Gets sympathy note from New Jersey Governor Chris Christie suggesting more modest goal of five inches off the hips before 2016

written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
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Driver makes statement after car crashes through bank window in Manhattan

Says he was just returning their lousy wheels after bank's repo man sent confiscation order

written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
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Topless? They'd be 'headless' in downtown Aleppo, Syria

Jihadis respond to 'Topless women posing with underage kids in Times Square' headlines in New York Toast

written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
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Extremist thwarts own deadly attack after accidentally shhoting himself in the foot

Best news counter-terror cops have heard all week

written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
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Hahaha, you is toast!

Sign seen on radioactive-themed drone found on Japanese PM's office roof

written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
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Shipwreck's 170-year-old champagne tastes like 'wet bear' says oenophile

Not sure if that's 'grizzly', 'panda' or 'bi-polar', you need to be an expert in the field to be 100% sure in such matters

written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
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Lousy customer service payback?

Woman sentenced for shooting at McDonald's that twice forgot to put bacon in her Fatburger

written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
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GOP presidential wannabe Marco Rubio reaches out to gay conservatives

At least that's his excuse for getting caught in a clinch with Tom Cruise!

written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
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Bourbon theft ring networked at mothball games?

Correction! make that softball games!

written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
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Dating site for cheaters looks to raise $200M in IOO

Wall Street rumor mill says Bill Clinton just appointed to the Executive Board

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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'Star Wars: The Farce Awakens' trailer debuts in LA

Preview show delayed by five hours as Harrison Ford crash lands his Piper Cessna at a Glendale golf course

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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Bill and Chirlaine De Blasio coughed up just $44K in taxes for 2014

Maybe the couple have a touch of amnesia about all those PetroEcuador dividend checks checking into their Caribbean checking accounts?

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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$5m book advance boosts Governor Cuomo's annual income

Must be some awesome kiss-n-tell revelations abou his divorce from Kerry Kennedy for all that filthy lucre to land in his lap

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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Man wins $14.7M after hand was crushed in garbage compactor

That's one hell of a way to swoop on the Powerball jackpot - and it's all tax freak

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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Man tossed through window by NYPD cop gets 'lousy' $120K settlement

Everyone knows the going rate starts at $100k for hurt feelings, never mind the plate glass lacerations and broken legs

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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Giacometti sculpture poised to sell for record $130 million

A bit over priced considering it's only a copy and at least another five are out there

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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City of Detroit sues 'wrong church' over $170K power bill

Now being counter-sued by the First Hellfire Tabernacle of Mysterious Saints for defamation

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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Woman driver blames coffee-drinking parrot for car smash

That's what happens when a caffeine-high macaw gets behind the wheel at rush hour on the beltway

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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Next Round of Iran Nuclear Talks Start Next Week At Secret New Location

Best bet it's either inside the defunct Chernobyl reactor or the fucked-up Fukishima plant in Japan

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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Judges Hear Challenge to Obama's Climate Effort Stuff

A whole lotta hot air from presidential asshole could entirely demolish Obama's slant

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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