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Test results back on ultra-rare blue lobster caught off Maine Coast
Darned critter must have swallowed a helluva lot of Viagra to turn that shade
Man has moth removed from rear where it buzzed for two weeks
Guess he must have been trying to sit the problem out before letting the docs in
Wife of Scientology founder 'left $2.5M house to dog'
The Rev Rex Kennels said to be pleased as punch
DEA Tightens Rule on Widely Prescribed Painkiller
Barmen no longer allowed to prescribe Kentucky bourbon to pain-in-the-ass customers
Scientists say geckos rely on feet hairs and not insurance
Yep, Obama's Affordable Care act a total waste of time for geckos
Pacific octopus hold egg-brooding record
Hopefully it can now be transferred to a CD after digitising process completed
Colorado Medical Marijuana Business Facing Federal Hurdles
Whole State is too damned stoned to get it together to do stuff, man
Academics and Archaeologists Strive to Save Syria's Vanishing Artefucts
Mostly alien images of Bashir Al Assad looted from Aleppo UFO hangar
Breaking the Monkey-Suit Mold
Microbial scientists cock-a-hoop at smashing apart genome of penicillin-like fungus that plagues tuxedo wearers
New evidence that millions of cows are living under East Coast sea
No other explanation for recent discovery that huge methane emissions have been found seeping from sea floor off the Carolinas
Cheap Viagra to be available on Obamacare
Discounted blue pills offered at 20 cents in time for the next US presidential erection
Terrorists accused of 'hijacking' the ice bucket challenge
ISIS renegades post pics of 'waterboarding' indigenous Kurds amid serious drought in Bagdad.
Loom bands tested for containing harmful levels of toxins
World Health Organization quacks admit nothing more sinister than cannabis, sperm and vodka traces found
Iran left red faced after shooting down 'Israeli drone' at Natan nuclear site
Turns out it was nothing more sinister than a homing pigeon
China a step closer to developing supersonic submarine capable of 10mph cruising speed
What's kept them?
San Francisco earthquake: California Governor declares state emergency
The entire 2014 Turbo Bud marijuana harvest may have been destroyed
White House sorry for 'President Obama sending three White House officials to Chris Brown's funeral' story
Meant to say Michael Brown
NYPD snorts of derision at latest drug story
Apparently a 'baffled' FIT student found10 pounds of coke in her luggage and voluntarily turned it in
Ukraine calls Russian aid convoy a 'fucking outrage'
Nothing but moldy cabbages, turnips and swedes inside the giant pantechnicons
German guy erected over loud, squeaky sex swing
No, wait! Evicted!. Either way a kinky story
Mystery solved why Rosie O'Donnell had no problem coming out
Builders installed a new six foot wide door at her apartment so she could finally squeeze her wobbly six foot wide ass
Yoko Ono furious over 'John the Beatle' jihadi slur
Threatens to sue ISIS for twenty million squid
Call 911 as Pink Floyd's Roger Waters explodes over dinner photo
Poor guy just couldn't wait until the bathroom
Miss Spain comes out on Instaorgasmgram
Porny vid show her buff muff , never realised she's a natural redhead
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