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President O'bama in training for St. Patrick's Day....

to get in touch with his Irish roots!

written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
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Judges gag at Culinary Olympics!

.....tasting Rocky Mountain oyster souffle.

written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
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Tuna Noodle Casserole Wins Best of Show at Culinary Olympics!

huh?

written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
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It's Official!

....no winter this summer!

written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
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Tornado Watch in Mid-Atlantic

will they call it a snowado?!

written by Wumf, 21 February 2014
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Missing Pacific Tsunami Debris Mountain Explained.....

Somali pirates!

written by Wumf, 21 February 2014
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Bedouins Being Recruited....

...by U.S. government to help American citizens cope with drought!

written by Wumf, 21 February 2014
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Bones of D.B. Cooper, Famous Hi-jacker Found

in Big Foot cave in Washington forest.

written by Wumf, 21 February 2014
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United Nation grounds Kim Jong-un

but he sneaks out the window....

written by Wumf, 21 February 2014
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Shortest Leprechaun found.....

in the longest named place in Ireland: Muckanaghederdauhaulia!

written by Wumf, 21 February 2014
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Nun vs. U.S. Security Guards

....84 year old nun recently sentenced to prison for successfully breaking into the Y-12 National Security Complex in Oak Ridge....hum.....

written by Wumf, 20 February 2014
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Emerald Isle in the Red

The national debt piles up in Ireland, making them think of a name change.

written by Wumf, 19 February 2014
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"Wee Man" From Jackass Movie Mistaken for Leprechaun

The little guy was accosted by a passersby and severely beaten before he was able to make it clear that he didn't know the location of any "pot 'o'gold".

written by Wumf, 19 February 2014
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Doo-Wop Band Cited for Infringment of Italian Rights

Funny nobody noticed it in the Fifties. But then everybody was biased back then.

written by Wumf, 19 February 2014
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Snow in Boston, Climate Unchanged So Far This Winter

Scientists are using special laser instruments to determine if this year's snowfall is different than one hundred years ago when scientists used classroom rulers to determine snowfall.

written by Wumf, 19 February 2014
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Hollywood Starlet Does Something

News agencies are pretty sure that somewhere a young famous woman from either television or the movie industry is behaving in a way that will get in the news.

written by Wumf, 19 February 2014
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North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-un....

world's youngest dictator......world's oldest teenager.

written by Wumf, 19 February 2014
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What is worse than frozen garbage piling up in New York City?

thawing garbage piling up in New York City!

written by Wumf, 19 February 2014
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What is worse than garbage piling up in New York City?

frozen garbage piling up in New York City!

written by Wumf, 19 February 2014
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House of Commons Dissolves into Limerick Fest

Important votes and committees were held up for hours today as the UK politicos became mired in an all-out rhyming war.
"What rhymes with Nantucket?" MP Sanjay Halliburton asked a bystander.

written by Wumf, 19 February 2014
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Leprechaun Killed on the A5

"They're fast, but not fast enough to try to run across during rush-hour!" quipped Surrey highway worker, Clive Bittlesbottom. Bittlesbottom had brought along his snow shovel to do some wee scooping.

written by Wumf, 19 February 2014
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Psoriasis Deemed Hardest Disease Name to Recover From

Although modern medical science has achieved major breakthroughs with the skin malady, most feel that its name causes too much suffering.

written by Wumf, 19 February 2014
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"Kiss Me I'm Irish" Banned from Ugly "Fratboy" T-shirts

"Only good looking and hopefully also Irish college students will be allowed to use the term", said Punter O'Callahan, Ireland's official terminology chief. "We've also forbade people saying "Lassie".

written by Wumf, 19 February 2014
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New Convenience Store Chain Opens in Colorado....

called "24-7: Your One Stop Pot Shop"

written by Wumf, 19 February 2014
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