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President O'bama in training for St. Patrick's Day....
to get in touch with his Irish roots!
Judges gag at Culinary Olympics!
.....tasting Rocky Mountain oyster souffle.
Tuna Noodle Casserole Wins Best of Show at Culinary Olympics!
....no winter this summer!
Tornado Watch in Mid-Atlantic
will they call it a snowado?!
Missing Pacific Tsunami Debris Mountain Explained.....
Bedouins Being Recruited....
...by U.S. government to help American citizens cope with drought!
Bones of D.B. Cooper, Famous Hi-jacker Found
in Big Foot cave in Washington forest.
United Nation grounds Kim Jong-un
but he sneaks out the window....
Shortest Leprechaun found.....
in the longest named place in Ireland: Muckanaghederdauhaulia!
Nun vs. U.S. Security Guards
....84 year old nun recently sentenced to prison for successfully breaking into the Y-12 National Security Complex in Oak Ridge....hum.....
written by Wumf, 20 February 2014
Emerald Isle in the Red
The national debt piles up in Ireland, making them think of a name change.
"Wee Man" From Jackass Movie Mistaken for Leprechaun
The little guy was accosted by a passersby and severely beaten before he was able to make it clear that he didn't know the location of any "pot 'o'gold".
Doo-Wop Band Cited for Infringment of Italian Rights
Funny nobody noticed it in the Fifties. But then everybody was biased back then.
Snow in Boston, Climate Unchanged So Far This Winter
Scientists are using special laser instruments to determine if this year's snowfall is different than one hundred years ago when scientists used classroom rulers to determine snowfall.
Hollywood Starlet Does Something
News agencies are pretty sure that somewhere a young famous woman from either television or the movie industry is behaving in a way that will get in the news.
North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-un....
world's youngest dictator......world's oldest teenager.
What is worse than frozen garbage piling up in New York City?
thawing garbage piling up in New York City!
What is worse than garbage piling up in New York City?
frozen garbage piling up in New York City!
House of Commons Dissolves into Limerick Fest
Important votes and committees were held up for hours today as the UK politicos became mired in an all-out rhyming war.
"What rhymes with Nantucket?" MP Sanjay Halliburton asked a bystander.
Leprechaun Killed on the A5
"They're fast, but not fast enough to try to run across during rush-hour!" quipped Surrey highway worker, Clive Bittlesbottom. Bittlesbottom had brought along his snow shovel to do some wee scooping.
Psoriasis Deemed Hardest Disease Name to Recover From
Although modern medical science has achieved major breakthroughs with the skin malady, most feel that its name causes too much suffering.
"Kiss Me I'm Irish" Banned from Ugly "Fratboy" T-shirts
"Only good looking and hopefully also Irish college students will be allowed to use the term", said Punter O'Callahan, Ireland's official terminology chief. "We've also forbade people saying "Lassie".
New Convenience Store Chain Opens in Colorado....
called "24-7: Your One Stop Pot Shop"