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Unlike Rick Perry, Obama Does Believe in Climate Change

He just doesn't believe in doing anything about it.

written by manbrad, 08 September 2011
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10th Anniversary of 9/11 Brings Painful Reminder of America's Greatest Tragedy

The presidency of George W. Bush

written by manbrad, 06 September 2011
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Report: U.S. Schools Turning Out Bumbling Incompetents

The report concludes that the future supply of politicians is assured.

written by manbrad, 04 August 2011
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Michelle Obama: President Is Not Having "A Pizza" Party for B-Day

First Lady says, "It's an 'AppeaseMENT' party."

written by manbrad, 04 August 2011
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Republicans Will Come To Obama's 50th Birthday After Compromise Is Reached

President will give Republicans gifts, not allow any of his supporters to come. "Now will you like me?" whimpers birthday boy.

written by manbrad, 04 August 2011
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Rupert Murdoch Apologizes To Victims of Phone Hacking

Forgets to apologize to victims of News Corp.'s lies, slanders, character assassinations, fabrications, innuendoes, shoddy journalism, falsehoods, personal attacks, etc.

written by manbrad, 16 July 2011
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White House Reveals Why Obama Stormed Out of Debt Ceiling Talks

President was angry that Republicans wouldn't give him yet another opportunity to cave in to them.

written by manbrad, 15 July 2011
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Chaz Bono Achieves Dream Of Becoming Fat Middle Aged Man

Former woman now repels all women instead of just lesbians.

written by manbrad, 22 May 2011
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Martin Sheen Agrees To Star In Remake of "Apocalypse Now" Remake

Sheen will reprise his role as Capt. Willard in search of nonsense spouting madman, who will be portrayed by son Charlie. The twist is, this version is a documentary.

written by manbrad, 30 April 2011
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Obama Releases Long-Form Excuse For Breaking Campaign Promises

President also releases short form reason for reelecting him: the other candidates are even more disappointing.

written by manbrad, 30 April 2011
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Sen. Jon Kyl Misspeaks Again

Kyl's statement, "90% of what congress does helps America," not intended to be a factual, according to Kyl's press person.

written by manbrad, 16 April 2011
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Obama Currently Bombing Four Muslim Nations

President pleads, "How many ragheads do I have to kill to make you understand that I am a faithful follower of the Lord Jesus Christ and a devout practitioner of all his teachings?"

written by manbrad, 31 March 2011
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Fukushima Nuke Plant Owner Hires Former BP Chief Tony Hayward

At official hiring ceremony Fukushima owners praise Haywards crisis management experience as Hayward asks for life back and heads off to yacht race.

written by manbrad, 18 March 2011
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Obama Libya Shocker!

U.S. will not send troops to oil-rich Muslim country.

written by manbrad, 18 March 2011
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Democrats Offers Compromise To Restore NPR Funding

NPR will refer to Democrats as "lying, traitorous cowards" and President Obama as "foreign-born Muslim socialist." GOP says "No deal" unless racism, misogyny, xenophobia, homophobia are added.

written by manbrad, 18 March 2011
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Huckabee Says He Misspoke About Obama Living In Kenya

Ex-governor explains his comments about Obama's upbringing and hatred of whites were brought on by his own reflexive hatred of blacks due to his upbringing in Arkansas and his membership in the KKK.

written by manbrad, 03 March 2011
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Charlie Sheen Will Appear On Two Series

Will appear as himself on both "Intervention" and "Scared Straight."

written by manbrad, 03 March 2011
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Democrats Hope To Accomplish Something By Running Away

Once again leave it up to their constituents to do their dirty work for them.

written by manbrad, 23 February 2011
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Charlie Sheen To Star In "Two And A Half Men" Spinoff

"Two And A Half Times The Legal Limit" to premiere in September.

written by manbrad, 01 February 2011
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National Rifle Association Brings Out New Bumper Sticker

"As Long As NRA Fights Gun Laws Outlaws Will Have Guns"

written by manbrad, 19 January 2011
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Cheney Says He May Need Heart Transplant

Says right now he barely has the energy to shoot people in the face.

written by manbrad, 18 January 2011
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Heart Transplant Candidate Cheney Wonders Why He Has To Wait For Donor

"Can't they just kill a detainee and give the heart to me?" former VP asks.

written by manbrad, 18 January 2011
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Palin, Beck Rally To Defense of Osama Bin Laden

Insist that like them, his messages calling for violence are not responsible for terrorist acts.

written by manbrad, 15 January 2011
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Disturbed Woman's Paranoid Rant About Tuscon Shooting Becomes Youtube Sensation

Palin plans to follow up with video denying connection to Charlie Sheen's hotel rampage.

written by manbrad, 14 January 2011
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