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Best X Factor result so far

It's finally fucking finished

written by ExiledRoyal, 09 December 2012
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Whitney Houston died hours after being asked to judge X Factor



Cheryl Cole: "Personally I think she made the right decision."

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Woman thrown off X-Factor for being mentally unstable

Akin to throwing a contestant off University Challenge for being a virgin

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X Factor Final disaster

Microphones found to be working

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Egg and Chicken ordered through Royal Mail

We'll never know

written by ExiledRoyal, 09 December 2012
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'50 Shades of Grey' now available in Braille

Free lessons for blind women on how to read with only their left hand

written by ExiledRoyal, 09 December 2012
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RIP Patrick Moore

Always an eye on the stars, and one on the camera

written by ExiledRoyal, 09 December 2012
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Google 'Who avoids tax?'

It's Google!

written by ExiledRoyal, 09 December 2012
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AK47

A pretty shit poker hand

written by ExiledRoyal, 07 December 2012
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Starbucks have pledged a minimum of £20 million pounds in Corporation tax over the next two years

Which computes at 75 cups of Expresso

written by ExiledRoyal, 07 December 2012
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Remember to say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas"

Don't risk offending the 1% of British people that actually give a f***

written by ExiledRoyal, 07 December 2012
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Celebrity paedophiles causing unnecessary hardship

Regular paedophiles say they feel insignificant

written by ExiledRoyal, 07 December 2012
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Royal Mail falls short of its delivery targets

How fucking difficult can it be? Just keep going all the way up the path.

written by ExiledRoyal, 05 December 2012
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Most people get what's coming to them

say Royal Mail ressuringly

written by ExiledRoyal, 05 December 2012
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Royal Wedding available on YouTube

Royal Conception now available on RedTube

written by ExiledRoyal, 05 December 2012
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Korean Canine Society festive announcement

"A dog is not just for Christmas. It should do for Boxing Day as well."

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 December 2012
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Train Sets sold out for Christmas

Replacement Bus Service toys still available

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 December 2012
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Wife sells kidney to afford Christmas

Husband relieved as he thought he would have to cancel Sky Sports

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Amphetamine Addicts

One more sleep till Christmas

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 December 2012
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Dancer jailed for sex with girls

Santa claims Prancer and Vixen put him up to it

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 December 2012
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Gangs are now using dogs instead of knives

Gang member admits it leads to very hairy toast

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 December 2012
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A dog is for life, not just for Christmas

Experts say it depends whether you remember to put air holes in the box when you wrap it

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 December 2012
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Man eats mattress, duvet and pillow

Wakes up in the morning to find he's shit the bed

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 December 2012
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Royal Mail say "Christmas deliveries may be delayed"

...while they re-wrap the parcels they haven't nicked

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 December 2012
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