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Remember to say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas"

Don't risk offending the 1% of British people that actually give a f***

written by ExiledRoyal, 07 December 2012
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Celebrity paedophiles causing unnecessary hardship

Regular paedophiles say they feel insignificant

written by ExiledRoyal, 07 December 2012
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Royal Mail falls short of its delivery targets

How fucking difficult can it be? Just keep going all the way up the path.

written by ExiledRoyal, 05 December 2012
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Most people get what's coming to them

say Royal Mail ressuringly

written by ExiledRoyal, 05 December 2012
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Royal Wedding available on YouTube

Royal Conception now available on RedTube

written by ExiledRoyal, 05 December 2012
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Korean Canine Society festive announcement

"A dog is not just for Christmas. It should do for Boxing Day as well."

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 December 2012
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Train Sets sold out for Christmas

Replacement Bus Service toys still available

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 December 2012
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Wife sells kidney to afford Christmas

Husband relieved as he thought he would have to cancel Sky Sports

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 December 2012
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Amphetamine Addicts

One more sleep till Christmas

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 December 2012
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Dancer jailed for sex with girls

Santa claims Prancer and Vixen put him up to it

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 December 2012
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Gangs are now using dogs instead of knives

Gang member admits it leads to very hairy toast

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 December 2012
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A dog is for life, not just for Christmas

Experts say it depends whether you remember to put air holes in the box when you wrap it

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 December 2012
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Man eats mattress, duvet and pillow

Wakes up in the morning to find he's shit the bed

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 December 2012
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Royal Mail say "Christmas deliveries may be delayed"

...while they re-wrap the parcels they haven't nicked

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 December 2012
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Number of alcoholics needed to change a lightbulb

One... Okay, just one more... Maybe a third to be social...May as well make it a few more now I've missed the last bus...

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 December 2012
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Glaswegian Advent Calendars go on sale

Behind every door, a Paracetamol

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 December 2012
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Shock find in McD's

Chip found in the salt

written by ExiledRoyal, 30 November 2012
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Christmas Countdown

Only 3 more Chelsea managers to go

written by ExiledRoyal, 30 November 2012
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The little things that make Christmas

Thai kids in Sweatshops for example

written by ExiledRoyal, 29 November 2012
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Cure for ADHD found

A f***ing good smack round the head

written by ExiledRoyal, 29 November 2012
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Lucky escape by man at Justin Bieber concert

Scaffolding collapsed and killed him before the concert started

written by ExiledRoyal, 29 November 2012
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Advice for men with fat wives

Save money by putting an energy-saving lightbulb in the fridge

written by ExiledRoyal, 29 November 2012
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Germany moves to ban bestiality

Massive bovine exodus to Austria predicted

written by ExiledRoyal, 29 November 2012
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New 'Twilight' movie opening ruined by woman talking through it

Kristen Stewart I think her name was.

written by ExiledRoyal, 29 November 2012
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