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Angelina Jolie Tries to Stop Smoking

Uses electronic cigarette that blows up.

Leaving each lip looking like 1/4 cantaloupe.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Saints Pulled Off Sports World Surprise

Yet the bookies made out. How?

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Alan Greenspan Fights Back

Says usury monetary systems are still the only way.

"After all, just look how much money I made from the Money Lenders During MY Tenure.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Credit Card Companies Coming Clean

Fully Disclosing the Fact that they are Screwing All Cardholders.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Elizabeth Smart Kidnapper Pleads Guilty

Says Kidnapping Smart wasn't too Smart.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Why Tax Credits Could Blow Away

O'Bombacare costs money, where else to get it if not from the O'Bomba Carettes?

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Representative John Murtha Dies after Simple Surgery

The seemingly simple laparoscopic surgery was performed by Dr. Rushed Limabugh, who said "I guess I must have pushed the needles in a little too far, too fast."

Oops, Bummer.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Father of Medical Marijuana Speaks

"Every Body Needs a Little Dope."

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Notes on Palin's Hand Stir Buzz

What appears to be a series of occult symbols for speech "Speak of the Devil, Here I Am"

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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New Storm to Hit East Coast

Day after Tomorrow

written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 February 2010
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Southwest Jalapeno Farmer Produces Protective Spray for Chickens on the Run

"FoxBuster" a Jalapeno extract based spray that can be used by not just one chicken, but groups of the cacklers all at once. The spray is applied as a rear end covering.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 07 February 2010
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Crack Emerges as Tea Party Convenes

Tea ran out early, crack used by many as Palin speech begins.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 07 February 2010
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Danica Has Scare in Debut

Almost loses her $ 2M Appearance fee check.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 07 February 2010
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Carrie Underwood Gets to Meet Super Bowl Players Personally

Visited each and every one in their hotel rooms last night. Players whooped.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 07 February 2010
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Why China Doesn't Follow U.S.'s Lead

Not on Israel's short leash.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 07 February 2010
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Russian Research Institute Says "Russia Primitive, Putin Sucks"

Putin Responds to Research Institute Head:

"Accordingly, your grave will be a primitive one."

written by Richard DagNabbit, 07 February 2010
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Alastair Campbell Comes Out of Closet

Announces he and Tony Blair have been giving each other quickies for years.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 07 February 2010
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Another Illinois Dem Revealed as Criminal Deadbeat

Scott Cohen, formerly a Pawnbroker, now Lt. Governor says he never held a knife to his girlfriend's throat and she wasn't a prostitute while working for ACORN.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 07 February 2010
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Debt Crisis Unsettles Euopean Economy

No problem. Just borrow another $ 2T like the US , then we can swap the notes twice at a 50% discount and POOF! 75% of the debt is gone!

written by Richard DagNabbit, 07 February 2010
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Afghan Police Commander Arrested on Corruption Charges

Pleads "Not Guilty" because payoffs from the CIA aren't bribes, he's oficially on their payroll as well.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 07 February 2010
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O'Bomba Says His Party is Despondent ; Dazed & Confused

Orders all Dems to begin taking Prozac; Prepares new Speech, "GOP Policies We Can Believe In"

written by Richard DagNabbit, 07 February 2010
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Palin to Whitehouse: "You Better Start Listening"

O'Bomba: "Well Nancy, are we ready for a Vote on my O'BombaCare Bill yet?"

written by Richard DagNabbit, 07 February 2010
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12 Year Old NYC Junior High School Girls Arrested for doodling

Taken away in handcuffs by large cops.

Arresting Officers Names were Gary Sextant and Kid Glitter.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 07 February 2010
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Teen Prostitutes Flocking to Super Bowl

Bigger crowds without tickets expected.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 07 February 2010
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