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Spoof Verses Twitter ?
As Spoof attacked Twitter like Mimi and her Queen friends face off Drew Carey&Buzz Beers Rocky Horror Space Warp with Shake your Groove thing in the streets of Toledo,Ohio broke this reporters pencil?
Spoof eats it's words on National Flap Jack Day ?
I had to stick up for the Stars & Stripes today after attacking my Twitter Tweets with an invasion of Satire over the USDOJ not supporting same sex marriages?So on flap jack day I Flipped Spoof over?
To Spoof or not to Spoof ?
When I allowed to Spoof to Tweet with me on Twitter like Casper the friendly ghost his fellow ghost would rather Spook as Spoof would rather Spoof-Spook the human man ?But with my other webs no Spoof?
La Spoof a door just another big blow hole South of the boarder?
More MAD Cows Reported In England ?
Hearing about the ruling on same sex marriages in the states being over turned?Cows in England are Mad because they've been milking Bulls Udders for years who ever complained when they cut the Cheese?
Same Sex Ruling Over Turned II ?
Bulls at the Chino Stockyard are lining up at the sloot with these words to say : " Ever milk a Bull's UDDER ?"
Same Sex Marriages Ruling Over Turned
Same sex marriages over turned in California? Cows at the Chino are gathering at the cattle sloot with these words to say:" If a cattle prod don't work a forklift sure will ?"
Thanks For Sharing
I just got an offer to try some PEENIS growth formula ? Besides not having a PEENIS, I didn't think CHAZ had any to share ?
Good news is the super Bowl ?
The good news is the Super Bowl the Bad News is Jack Nicholson still can't get enough votes for nurse Rachette to turn on the game ?
Dirty Dozen 2 1/2 ?
Like Leslie Neilsons Naked Gun 2 1/2 where instead of Lee Marvin and OJ Teli Savalas can play Marvins place and Prince can do OJs and Ernest Borgnine can still be Mchale and drive a Taxi in New York ?
From Riverside With Love ?
You know how when you turn 5O you have to take a mandatory Proctology exam for colon cancer? Well now you just have to smear a stool sample on a postcard and send it in to the lab BS or Horse Manure?
I Couldn't Afford Supper Cuts so I went to a barber ?
I was a Mexican market and paid with my credit card where all so had to show my license. Where cashier looked at my picture and asked what happened to your long hair and I replied "I went to Rudy's!"
Willie Nelsons Highwayman
That's right if I am not writing as a Ghost Writer for my braed and butter tea and crumpets for Spoof Snippets? I'm singing Karaoke like Willie Nelson's " Highwayman," for my supper ?
Ghost Writers in the Spoof ?
Since I can't sing Karaoke songs like " Ghost Riders in the Sky?" I have to settle for second best by writing " Ghost Writers in the Spoof," to make their bread and butter or Tea and Crumpets ?
Where's the BEEF ?
Who remembers the Chino Stockyard story in the news a few years back just before the 2008 Presidential Election ? Where is a Cattle Prod don't move en a Forklift sure will ! Talk about a Mad Cow ?
After cleaning up several magnum condoms left from the neighbors across the street dates from the gutter in front of my mothers house as part of my chores and community service I heard about SpoofNews
A woman came up to me in the hospital the other day and asked how she could get into labor and maternity and I replied ;
" Try getting married first ? "
Escape from New York
Now that President Obama has sang Karaoke at the Apollo in New York? I suppose their will be more New Yorker's trying to get escape with the Duke more than ever and I don't mean John Wayne ?
I Love New York
That's right I love New York as long as it stays where it is and leave the Pace Picante sauce here out West? Keep Manhattan just give me that countryside?
Live and Let Die ?
We all know that Horse Manure means HS,and Steer Manure means BS, but was does BO have to do with any of US to Solo Mio Karaoke at the Apollo in the first place? Something smells in Denmark?
Oooops I Did It Again ?
Did I just say the " O - word," at the Apollo? Heck and my name isn't even Kramer from Seinfeld? You all should hear me do "Camptown Ladies?" He rode a Blazing Saddle and wore a Shining Star ?
President Obama Does Karaoke
The President at a fund-raiser at the Apollo in Harlem,NY. Tried his hand on a little Karaoke song of old Al Green's"Let's stay together?" Thank God he didn't have Kramer's Heckler in the audience ?
Put that in your Hooka Pipe and smoke it ?
Now that Pakistan and Afghanistan have jumped on the Anti American band wagon?Soldiers will now find the Blonde Lebanese Hashis is really CamelDung. Bring back Ayatolla Toilet Paper 1 ply and smile ?
Save a tree eat a beaver ?
At the White House they two guys were arrested for smoking the White House Christmas tree.The native American's used to smoke Kinikanik which tasted like Buffalo dung and it usually was surebeats BS?
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