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YouTube arrested for lewd act in public place
The internet uploading site, YouTube, was arrested in Los Angeles late last night for committing an act of gross indecency with a man in a park, who later turned out to be a plain-clothes cop.
ITV's 'Daybreak' enters 5th day
Hopes are fading fast for those affected by the new ITV breakfast programme 'Daybreak'. Some 30 workers are still trapped by the show and are being fed by tubes.
'Working-Classes not genetically able to vote'
New research from the University of Hertfordshire suggests that the Working-Class are not genetically-predisposed to vote or indeed participate in any form of decision-making process.
'Arm the Terminally-Ill'
New government initiative to alleviate suffering of those with terminal illnesses is trialled in Lancashire.