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Rooney Moonies Clooney.

No story, just loved the headline!

written by Nick Hobbs, 08 September 2010
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Meat Loaf To Reform.

It will come back as rump steak, without the pastry.

written by Nick Hobbs, 08 September 2010
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Breaking News...

Glass factory destroyed in massive hail storm.

written by Nick Hobbs, 08 September 2010
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Wurzel Gummidge Dies In Field Fire.

"It's the last straw" says a devastated Aunt Sally.

written by Nick Hobbs, 08 September 2010
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Official: Rooney Has STD!

The Subaru Impreza STd was cheaper than the STi, but underperformed on the corners. Both had leather interior. A bit like that granny he shagged.

written by Nick Hobbs, 08 September 2010
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Ashley Cole Wins Singing Contest.

It must have been The Ex-Factor.

written by Nick Hobbs, 04 September 2010
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Falling Speed Camera Convictions.

Police say they will ensure they're bolted down more securely in future.

written by Nick Hobbs, 03 September 2010
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Obama Outlaws Chinese.

He will only order pizza or hamburgers from now on.

written by Nick Hobbs, 03 September 2010
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Gorilla Kills Six At City Zoo.

Witnesses say he 'just went ape'.

written by Nick Hobbs, 02 September 2010
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KFC To Open New Grilled Beef Stores In Russia.

Locals not happy with prospect of KGB restaurants on every highstreet.

written by Nick Hobbs, 02 September 2010
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Local Vets Burns To The Ground.

Onlookers eat hotdogs while waiting for the fire department.

written by Nick Hobbs, 02 September 2010
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Road Line Painter Doesn't Know Which Way To Turn.

He says he's reached a cross-roads in his life.

written by Nick Hobbs, 02 September 2010
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Proof: There Is A God

Writers of 'We Buy Any Car.com' advert struck by lightning!

written by Nick Hobbs, 02 September 2010
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Tobey Maguire To Play Hamlet?

Tobey or not Tobey, that is the question.

written by Nick Hobbs, 02 September 2010
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A Long Time Ago, In A Galaxy Far, Far Away...

Is exactly where I'd like Katie Price and Alex Reid To be.

written by Nick Hobbs, 02 September 2010
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Cheryl Cole Gets £1.50 For New L'Oreal Ads

Because she's worth it.

written by Nick Hobbs, 02 September 2010
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Shock: He's Leaving Friday!

Robinson Crusoe finally splits from life-partner.

written by Nick Hobbs, 02 September 2010
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William Hague Likes Men.

But not in a gay way.

written by Nick Hobbs, 02 September 2010
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Spurs Win 6-3 On Aggregate

Harry Redknap says they would have scored more if they were playing on grass!

written by Nick Hobbs, 25 August 2010
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Supermarket Bans Bruised Fruit.

Oranges to launch a peel.

written by Nick Hobbs, 15 April 2010
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Egg On Their Face.

Army finally admits Humpty was pushed.

written by Nick Hobbs, 14 April 2010
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Eastenders To Ban 'Real' Slapping On Set.

Let's hope they plan to replace it with 'real' machete attacks instead!

written by Nick Hobbs, 14 April 2010
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Cheryl Has World's Best Arse.

Personally I never rated Ashley as a footballer or a human being!

written by Nick Hobbs, 14 April 2010
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Katie Price To Undergo Tit Reduction.

She plans to leave Alex Reid at home more often.

written by Nick Hobbs, 14 April 2010


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