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Rooney Moonies Clooney.
No story, just loved the headline!
Meat Loaf To Reform.
It will come back as rump steak, without the pastry.
Glass factory destroyed in massive hail storm.
Wurzel Gummidge Dies In Field Fire.
"It's the last straw" says a devastated Aunt Sally.
Official: Rooney Has STD!
The Subaru Impreza STd was cheaper than the STi, but underperformed on the corners. Both had leather interior. A bit like that granny he shagged.
Ashley Cole Wins Singing Contest.
It must have been The Ex-Factor.
Falling Speed Camera Convictions.
Police say they will ensure they're bolted down more securely in future.
Obama Outlaws Chinese.
He will only order pizza or hamburgers from now on.
Gorilla Kills Six At City Zoo.
Witnesses say he 'just went ape'.
KFC To Open New Grilled Beef Stores In Russia.
Locals not happy with prospect of KGB restaurants on every highstreet.
Local Vets Burns To The Ground.
Onlookers eat hotdogs while waiting for the fire department.
Road Line Painter Doesn't Know Which Way To Turn.
He says he's reached a cross-roads in his life.
Proof: There Is A God
Writers of 'We Buy Any Car.com' advert struck by lightning!
Tobey Maguire To Play Hamlet?
Tobey or not Tobey, that is the question.
A Long Time Ago, In A Galaxy Far, Far Away...
Is exactly where I'd like Katie Price and Alex Reid To be.
Cheryl Cole Gets £1.50 For New L'Oreal Ads
Because she's worth it.
Shock: He's Leaving Friday!
Robinson Crusoe finally splits from life-partner.
William Hague Likes Men.
But not in a gay way.
Spurs Win 6-3 On Aggregate
Harry Redknap says they would have scored more if they were playing on grass!
Supermarket Bans Bruised Fruit.
Oranges to launch a peel.
Egg On Their Face.
Army finally admits Humpty was pushed.
Eastenders To Ban 'Real' Slapping On Set.
Let's hope they plan to replace it with 'real' machete attacks instead!
Cheryl Has World's Best Arse.
Personally I never rated Ashley as a footballer or a human being!
Katie Price To Undergo Tit Reduction.
She plans to leave Alex Reid at home more often.
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