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Rotterdam police hand out 1000s of marijuana scented scratch cards to help locals identify illegal cannabis farms.
Delighted recipients roll up the cards and smoke them.
X Factor's Katie Waissel keeps forgetting her lyrics because of panic attacks.
This week she will sing "The Bitch is Black".
Cheryl Cole takes a £6K custard pie in the face for charity.
Donations roll in for Gamu Nhengu and her bucket of horse manure.
Sarah Palin gets a Brazilian.
"Read my lips - Bush is history."
Wayne Rooney gets new ad campaign modelling cardigans.
"When you think Wayne, you think chunky nit", says designer.
Co-op forced to refund overcharged customers after cashier's breasts weigh down scales as she leant forward.
Sheepish store manager apologises: "I'm feeling a right tit."
Wayne Rooney gets a supernanny to keep him out of trouble at Nike football camp.
She's under seventy - so not much chance of hanky panky with Wayne, then.
Diana Vickers performs in her knickers
Audience at G-A-Y gig don't notice.
X Factor's Mary Byrne could fill the Royal Albert Hall all by herself, claims Louis Walsh proudly.
Heartbroken Mary immediately joins a gym and becomes a salad-botherer.
X Factor hooker Chloe Mafia is revealed as the new face of the Vegetable Promotion Board.
"I always make sure I get five a day" says Chloe.
Cheryl Cole denies using new album to hit back at ex husband Ashley
Her latest track,"Tiny Todger", now available for download.
Collapsed mines will never be allowed to happen again, vows Chilean Prime Minister.
In future all mines will be have their walls shored up with six month old McBurgers.
Chilean miners rescue: as the first wave of euphoria dies down, depression could set in rapidly, warns top psychologist.
Office surfers, couch potatoes and timewasters round the world could face flashbacks, nightmares and anxiety.
"Oh bugger, I've missed a photo-opportunity" says Boris Johnson.
All flights to Chile are fully booked.
Twelfth rescued Chilean miner's emotional first words:
"Gamu Nhengu was robbed!"
Stabbed man's death not suspicious; he died of natural causes, say bungling Kent police.
They claim the six inch knife in his back was "just a coincidence."
Girls don't just aspire to be Wags, they want to earn their own money thanks to the X Factor, a new survey shows.
84 percent of teenagers no longer envy Coleen Rooney - they now realise they can make their own cash, just like boot camp troll Chloe Mafia.
Russians unveil decoy MIG "jet fighter" stitched together in a hot air balloon factory.
Iran retaliates with a Kalashnikov-knitting program.
One of the Chilean miners admits: "I'm terrified to go back up there."
His wife has been holding a vigil, clutching a photo of their baby. Unfortunately so have his mistress and girlfriend.
Guinness Book of Records up in arms as "33 Chilean miners" story proves to be a complete fabrication.
Turns out only 32 of the men are from Chile - the other guy's a Bolivian!
Justin Bieber to launch his own brand of nail polish.
If this venture works out I may get into women's knickers, he tells the press.
The "vajazzle", or sequin-covered lady garden is completely passé, fashionistas agree.
Mirrorball muff is so last year as style icons and supermodels queue up for the latest downstairs body art - the twattoo.
George Michael "a reformed character" after being let out of jail early for good behaviour.
The jubilant singer declares: "I feel like a new man!"
Chilean miners stage last-minute revolt.
They're refusing to come up until they've spoken to Max Clifford.
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