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Rotterdam police hand out 1000s of marijuana scented scratch cards to help locals identify illegal cannabis farms.

Delighted recipients roll up the cards and smoke them.

written by Thibarine, 11 November 2010
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X Factor's Katie Waissel keeps forgetting her lyrics because of panic attacks.

This week she will sing "The Bitch is Black".

written by Thibarine, 11 November 2010
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Cheryl Cole takes a £6K custard pie in the face for charity.

Donations roll in for Gamu Nhengu and her bucket of horse manure.

written by Thibarine, 10 November 2010
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Sarah Palin gets a Brazilian.

"Read my lips - Bush is history."

written by Thibarine, 10 November 2010
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Wayne Rooney gets new ad campaign modelling cardigans.

"When you think Wayne, you think chunky nit", says designer.

written by Thibarine, 10 November 2010
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Co-op forced to refund overcharged customers after cashier's breasts weigh down scales as she leant forward.

Sheepish store manager apologises: "I'm feeling a right tit."

written by Thibarine, 09 November 2010
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Wayne Rooney gets a supernanny to keep him out of trouble at Nike football camp.

She's under seventy - so not much chance of hanky panky with Wayne, then.

written by Thibarine, 08 November 2010
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Diana Vickers performs in her knickers

Audience at G-A-Y gig don't notice.

written by Thibarine, 08 November 2010
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X Factor's Mary Byrne could fill the Royal Albert Hall all by herself, claims Louis Walsh proudly.

Heartbroken Mary immediately joins a gym and becomes a salad-botherer.

written by Thibarine, 25 October 2010
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X Factor hooker Chloe Mafia is revealed as the new face of the Vegetable Promotion Board.

"I always make sure I get five a day" says Chloe.

written by Thibarine, 18 October 2010
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Cheryl Cole denies using new album to hit back at ex husband Ashley

Her latest track,"Tiny Todger", now available for download.

written by Thibarine, 18 October 2010
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Collapsed mines will never be allowed to happen again, vows Chilean Prime Minister.

In future all mines will be have their walls shored up with six month old McBurgers.

written by Thibarine, 15 October 2010
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Chilean miners rescue: as the first wave of euphoria dies down, depression could set in rapidly, warns top psychologist.

Office surfers, couch potatoes and timewasters round the world could face flashbacks, nightmares and anxiety.

written by Thibarine, 15 October 2010
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"Oh bugger, I've missed a photo-opportunity" says Boris Johnson.

All flights to Chile are fully booked.

written by Thibarine, 13 October 2010
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Twelfth rescued Chilean miner's emotional first words:

"Gamu Nhengu was robbed!"

written by Thibarine, 13 October 2010
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Stabbed man's death not suspicious; he died of natural causes, say bungling Kent police.

They claim the six inch knife in his back was "just a coincidence."

written by Thibarine, 12 October 2010
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Girls don't just aspire to be Wags, they want to earn their own money thanks to the X Factor, a new survey shows.

84 percent of teenagers no longer envy Coleen Rooney - they now realise they can make their own cash, just like boot camp troll Chloe Mafia.

written by Thibarine, 12 October 2010
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Russians unveil decoy MIG "jet fighter" stitched together in a hot air balloon factory.

Iran retaliates with a Kalashnikov-knitting program.

written by Thibarine, 12 October 2010
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One of the Chilean miners admits: "I'm terrified to go back up there."

His wife has been holding a vigil, clutching a photo of their baby. Unfortunately so have his mistress and girlfriend.

written by Thibarine, 12 October 2010
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Guinness Book of Records up in arms as "33 Chilean miners" story proves to be a complete fabrication.

Turns out only 32 of the men are from Chile - the other guy's a Bolivian!

written by Thibarine, 12 October 2010
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Justin Bieber to launch his own brand of nail polish.

If this venture works out I may get into women's knickers, he tells the press.

written by Thibarine, 12 October 2010
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The "vajazzle", or sequin-covered lady garden is completely passé, fashionistas agree.

Mirrorball muff is so last year as style icons and supermodels queue up for the latest downstairs body art - the twattoo.

written by Thibarine, 12 October 2010
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George Michael "a reformed character" after being let out of jail early for good behaviour.

The jubilant singer declares: "I feel like a new man!"

written by Thibarine, 12 October 2010
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Chilean miners stage last-minute revolt.

They're refusing to come up until they've spoken to Max Clifford.

written by Thibarine, 11 October 2010
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