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'If u really really think'
'just don't do it while driving'
"All Men R Bastards"
Not per se true - only 99.99% r.
'A man is assumed to be innocent'
Water is patentable
to the extent that it is patentable subject matter
Peaches are ok
If not the 'Geldorf variety'
Palin is to Conservative Party Politic
as Winston Churchill was to beaches
"Simple is always best"
'but sometimes the best can kill u'
"My little black book"
'If u genuinely know the answer to the meaning of life'
'keep it to yourself'
'The reason we don't see aliens is obvious'
"Air is free"
'until it runs out'
'If the roof falls in"
don't be sitting on it
'If u get struck by lightning"
u were probably outside
just some geezer long past who was merry and lingered too long over his pint of ale
There was once a wizard
his name was not Merlin
'Just don't forget'
'if ur a wimp'
'rejoice' - u will live longer than the high school jocks.
'If you have no spunk'
it's because u don't have any
'Just think about it'
That your dad's sperm made it to your mother's egg - 'THAT'S WHERE IT ALL WENT WRONG'
"Mine's a wall-banger Mary"
and on other nights a cool dark Brain's Assay.
"Jack the Lad"
"If u say so"
'For every new snippet'
there's one dying
'Go ride a bike'
can give u muscles or a heart attack
LBD or LRD?
in "Pitch Black" 'doesn't matter either way'