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'If u really really think'

'just don't do it while driving'

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"All Men R Bastards"

Not per se true - only 99.99% r.

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'A man is assumed to be innocent'

'yeah right'

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Water is patentable

to the extent that it is patentable subject matter

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Peaches are ok

If not the 'Geldorf variety'

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Palin is to Conservative Party Politic

as Winston Churchill was to beaches

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"Simple is always best"

'but sometimes the best can kill u'

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"My little black book"

over-rated

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'If u genuinely know the answer to the meaning of life'

'keep it to yourself'

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'The reason we don't see aliens is obvious'

They're invisible

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"Air is free"

'until it runs out'

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'If the roof falls in"

don't be sitting on it

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'If u get struck by lightning"

u were probably outside

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Merlin

just some geezer long past who was merry and lingered too long over his pint of ale

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There was once a wizard

his name was not Merlin

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'Just don't forget'

MOTHER'S DAY

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'if ur a wimp'

'rejoice' - u will live longer than the high school jocks.

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'If you have no spunk'

it's because u don't have any

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'Just think about it'

That your dad's sperm made it to your mother's egg - 'THAT'S WHERE IT ALL WENT WRONG'

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"Mine's a wall-banger Mary"

and on other nights a cool dark Brain's Assay.

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"Jack the Lad"

"If u say so"

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'For every new snippet'

there's one dying

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'Go ride a bike'

can give u muscles or a heart attack

written by Tcoah, 29 April 2010
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LBD or LRD?

in "Pitch Black" 'doesn't matter either way'

written by Tcoah, 29 April 2010
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