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The law is an ass.
The lord chief justice is called Lord Judge.
You couldn't make it up!
Scientists disprove Deja Vu theory
Nobel Prize winning scientist Adrian Birdbrain has conclusively disproved the Deja Vu theory.
West Ham target Krays
West Ham have a short list of 2 for the vacant manager's job.
But,unfortunately, Reg and Ronnie Kray are both 'brown bread'.
Wet Spam desperate to recruit new manager
An old lady carrying shopping bags in Barking High St was asked by passing Wet Spam owner David Sullivan "can you manage love"?
She replied "do one you Toby, I don't want the job"
Attention all twits
Alan Shearer waxwork dummy.
Madame Tussaud's waxwork dummy Alan Shearer came face to face with Match of the Day pundit and ex England footballer Alan Shearer today: "The likeness is incredible" claimed the waxwork dummy.
Blackburn manager celebrates!
Blackburn are desperate for points to avoid relegation,but now that their manager, Steve Kean,has been charged with drink driving they should have enough to qualify for Europe.
Iran eye opener!
A holiday maker just back from Tehran has left a positive review on the Trip Advisor website.."Did loads of acid and had a blinding time"
Legal ban on twits.
A High Court judge has issued an injunction which bans twits from talking.
Millwall fan gets the hump.
I was having the football banter with a Millwall fan the other day.
He came out with the usual bollocks "no one likes us, we don't care".
I said "I like you".
That shut the cunt up!
Dwarf tossing at FA cup Final..
FA bigwigs will break with tradition at tomorrow's Cup Final.The National Anthem will be replaced by long throw specialist Rory Delap hurling Carlos Tevez from the touchline into a crowded goalmouth.
Chelsea's name is on the cup again this year..
FA..which is what they have won!
QPR 2,500 to 1 to win premiership next season
QPR are 2500 to 1 to win the premiership next season.
To those of you who do not understand betting..
if you bet £10...you lose £10.
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