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Lady Gaga Sits on Yoko Ono

Correction. A major story reported that Lady Gaga apparently had the opportunity to sit on Yoko Ono this weekend, when in fact the quote should have been "I got to sit in on Yoko Ono." Sorry.

written by Charpa93, 04 October 2010
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Salon Owner Comments on Rose O'Donnell Vajazzling

There aren't enough Swarovski crystals in the world.

written by Charpa93, 23 September 2010
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Hacker Stole My Identity!

After going over my personal files, has contacted me begging to take it back.

written by Charpa93, 21 September 2010
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Mel Gibson Weighs in on Koran Burning Debaucle

Mel Gibson announced today that if that panty waist preacher from Gainesville is too chicken to burn the Koran, he can step aside and let a real religious whackjob take over. Then he hit a woman.

written by Charpa93, 11 September 2010
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New Documentary on Tony Blair's Life After Leaving Office to Air in UK

"The Blair Witch Hunt Project" is set to air in fall on BBC. Check your newspapers for local listings.

written by Charpa93, 09 September 2010
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Willy Wonka Candy Comes Up with New Candy

Due to the upsurge in popularity in everything Stephen Hawking says these days, Willy Wonka has named a new candy after him. It's called "Hawking Goobers"

written by Charpa93, 04 September 2010
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Prince Poppycock Steps up Game for Next Week on America's Got Talent

He's decided to add a character to his act. Baron von Balderdash. It should be quite the show.

written by Charpa93, 25 August 2010
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Tea Party Has New Manifesto

They now go by the creed "Give Us Liberty or We'll Shoot"

written by Charpa93, 12 August 2010
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Americans Asked Who They'd Like as Next American Idol Judge

A large majority overwhelmingly picked Krusty the Clown not realizing he was nothing more than a cartoon character.

written by Charpa93, 07 August 2010
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Goldman Sachs Bans Cursing in E-Mails

Oh, they can still rip people off, but they have to do it without uttering bad words.

written by Charpa93, 31 July 2010
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Biggest News for American Theatre Goers

AMC Loews has announced the incredible news that it will be offering $1 drinks and popcorn this Sunday to anyone who attends a movie.

written by Charpa93, 27 July 2010
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Sarah Palin Repudiates Her Twitter Messages

Sarah Palin today repudiated the fact that she asked Muslims in New York to refudiate the mosque being planned in close proximity to the ground zero site. She refused to refute she couldn't spell.

written by Charpa93, 20 July 2010
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Bristol and Levi Decide to "Do the Right Thing"

Brstol Palin and Levi Johnston announced today that they are ready to do the right thing regardless of what Sarah says. They are voting for a Progressive Democrat in the next Presidential election.

written by Charpa93, 18 July 2010
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Steve Jobs Announces Fix for iPhone 4 Glitch

Apple's Steve Jobs announced today that frustrated iPhone 4 owners are now going to have a solution to the antenna problem. The fix has been aptly named "The Rubber Buggered iPhone Bumper."

written by Charpa93, 17 July 2010
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Oil Leak Finally Capped Temporarily

BP says the cap is holding the oil at bay but not sure if the oil underneath is going someplace else. There are reports today of oil gushing from geysers at Yellowstone Park. No connection they say.

written by Charpa93, 16 July 2010
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Lady Gaga Introduces New Fragrance "Bizarre"

This unusual scent comes from exclusive French perfume designer Peu Empestent. The odor is said to resemble a cross between a musty consignment shop bustier and a relatively inexpensive cognac.

written by Charpa93, 15 July 2010
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GOP Senator Claims Women Changing Politics is Cruel Hoax

"Believe me, they are no better than we men."

written by Charpa93, 11 July 2010
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Kate Gosselin Still New at Celebrity Thing

Instead of spending money on botox injections, maybe Kate should spend it on paying someone to give her a clue on whether or not to go into public after just having her face beat up on purpose.

written by Charpa93, 26 June 2010
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Sports World Turned on Its Ear

After the marathon match between John Isner and Nicolas Mahut, tennis now replaces chess as the most boring sport in the World.

written by Charpa93, 25 June 2010
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Serena Williams Won't Be Playing Before the Queen

Although several reasons have been given, the real reason Serena has been switched from Centre Court is because the Queen is fearful that her fans may bring those dreadful vuvuzelas to cheer her on.

written by Charpa93, 25 June 2010
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Longest Tennis Match Finally Over

A huge break came when an over-zealous French fan brought his vuvuzela to the match to cheer on Nicolas Mahut, clinching a win for John Isner.

written by Charpa93, 25 June 2010
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Quentin Tarantino Scores with Sequel

He's just wrapping up filming of his next big sequel "From Dusk Till Dawn: Wimbledon"

written by Charpa93, 25 June 2010
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Next on Jerry Springer: Women Who Want to Date Joran van der Sloot

Since Van der Sloot has been jailed, he's gotten hundreds of marriage proposals from women all over the world. Must be his "killer" looks.

written by Charpa93, 24 June 2010
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Woman Shoots Self in Shoulder to Ease Rotator Cuff Pain

Thank God she didn't have a headache!

written by Charpa93, 22 June 2010
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