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Hung Parliament
If there is a Hung Parliament will they
Hang Gordon Brown first.
Katie Price not the smartest.
Katie Price is not the smartest girl that ever you knew
she had to take off her jumper to count up to two.
James Brown's Body no longer lies a mold'ring in its grave
Soul Singer James Brown's body no longer lies a mold'ring in its grave but his soul goes marching on.
Postman Pat demands Postal vote
Postman Pat has demanded a Postal vote in the next General election because he is to busy delivering all the letters as quickly as he can to have time to go and vote.
Conspiracy Theory number five: Drugs Scandal
Multi Billion Dollar/Pound Drug companies are trying to get the entire population of the world dependant on drugs,
The human immune system destroyed Billions of profit for them and a dumb population.
Conspiracy Theory number four: The microchip agenda
The Illuminati control the world by using the media to control
a majority of people at present. In future it is planned to have a 100% control of people by Micro Chipping the entire population.
Conspiracy Theory number three: Alien Technology
Technology recovered from the Roswell flying saucer crash has been reverse engineered. That's why technology has advanced as much in a short period of time.
Mobile Phones,Laptops,Nano Technology etc.
Conspiracy Theory number two: 911 the passport
How could a passport belonging to the alleged terrorist pilot,
survive all the way to ground Zero when everything else was turned to dust.
Conspiracy Theory number one: 911 the two towers
How did the two towers in the World trade centre get turned to dust.It is certain an aluminium plane could not destroy solid steel.Even atomic bombs don't destroy steel only a laser beam could.
Sunnis in Iraq
Why do Sunnis in Iraq worship Allah you would think they would worship the Sun
Katie Price to ditch husband Alex Reid
Katie Price will ditch husband Alex Reid
if the price is right
Naomi Campbell declared a slapper
Supermodel Naomi Campbell was declared a slapper
after she slapped her chauffer in the back of the head
Flight Grounded because of massive rat
Hundreds of passengers were ordered off a plane because a huge rat was discovered on board. After the plane was cleared of people the culprit Gordon Brown was removed by pest control experts.
Dog Gets Dicken Medal
Dog to get awarded Dickin Medal
Tiger to get one two
Six Million Dollar Man TV Series
The Six Million Dollar Man TV series is to remade and called The Six Trillion Dollar Man - that's inflation!
German Skier called A Wank
There was laughter at the Winter Olympics in the Ski Jump when the announcer introduced the German competitor saying "Now its time for A Wank"
Flashman was the bully
Flashman was the bully in Gordon Brown's Schooldays
To many deaths caused by Wardrobes
To many deaths caused by wardrobes that's why
Gordon Brown only bullies his cabinet
Zebra escapes from Edinburgh Zoo
A Zebra escaped from Edinburgh Zoo yesterday. Onlookers claimed it kept running back and forward across the road but it would not use the Zebra Crossing
John & Edward is Jedward
If John and Edward are known as Jedward then Jack Straw And Gordon Brown could be Jordan now that's a thought
After Military Coup In Niger
After a Military Coup In Niger Silly Scotsman Sam Stewart wants to know how does a cow use a gun anyway
Irishman Disqualified at Winter Olympics
Irishman Pat Murphy was disqualified at the Winter Olympics after he turned up at the Curling event with a pair of Curling Tongs
Joseph Stack solution to owing money to IRS
Joseph Stack owed a stack of money to the IRS so he flew his light aircraft into an IRS office and killed himself but it wont stop taxes. As they say there are only two things certain DEATH & TAXES
Tiger to be tamed by Lama
Tiger Woods is to follow Buddhist philosophy and is to meet the Dalai Lama
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