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Hung Parliament

If there is a Hung Parliament will they
Hang Gordon Brown first.

written by SPECTRUM, 14 March 2010
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Katie Price not the smartest.

Katie Price is not the smartest girl that ever you knew
she had to take off her jumper to count up to two.

written by SPECTRUM, 13 March 2010
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James Brown's Body no longer lies a mold'ring in its grave

Soul Singer James Brown's body no longer lies a mold'ring in its grave but his soul goes marching on.

written by SPECTRUM, 13 March 2010
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Postman Pat demands Postal vote

Postman Pat has demanded a Postal vote in the next General election because he is to busy delivering all the letters as quickly as he can to have time to go and vote.

written by SPECTRUM, 13 March 2010
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Conspiracy Theory number five: Drugs Scandal

Multi Billion Dollar/Pound Drug companies are trying to get the entire population of the world dependant on drugs,
The human immune system destroyed Billions of profit for them and a dumb population.

written by SPECTRUM, 08 March 2010
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Conspiracy Theory number four: The microchip agenda

The Illuminati control the world by using the media to control
a majority of people at present. In future it is planned to have a 100% control of people by Micro Chipping the entire population.

written by SPECTRUM, 08 March 2010
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Conspiracy Theory number three: Alien Technology

Technology recovered from the Roswell flying saucer crash has been reverse engineered. That's why technology has advanced as much in a short period of time.
Mobile Phones,Laptops,Nano Technology etc.

written by SPECTRUM, 08 March 2010
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Conspiracy Theory number two: 911 the passport

How could a passport belonging to the alleged terrorist pilot,
survive all the way to ground Zero when everything else was turned to dust.

written by SPECTRUM, 08 March 2010
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Conspiracy Theory number one: 911 the two towers

How did the two towers in the World trade centre get turned to dust.It is certain an aluminium plane could not destroy solid steel.Even atomic bombs don't destroy steel only a laser beam could.

written by SPECTRUM, 08 March 2010
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Sunnis in Iraq

Why do Sunnis in Iraq worship Allah you would think they would worship the Sun

written by SPECTRUM, 05 March 2010
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Katie Price to ditch husband Alex Reid

Katie Price will ditch husband Alex Reid
if the price is right

written by SPECTRUM, 03 March 2010
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Naomi Campbell declared a slapper

Supermodel Naomi Campbell was declared a slapper
after she slapped her chauffer in the back of the head

written by SPECTRUM, 03 March 2010
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Flight Grounded because of massive rat

Hundreds of passengers were ordered off a plane because a huge rat was discovered on board. After the plane was cleared of people the culprit Gordon Brown was removed by pest control experts.

written by SPECTRUM, 27 February 2010
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Dog Gets Dicken Medal

Dog to get awarded Dickin Medal
Tiger to get one two

written by SPECTRUM, 24 February 2010
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Six Million Dollar Man TV Series

The Six Million Dollar Man TV series is to remade and called The Six Trillion Dollar Man - that's inflation!

written by SPECTRUM, 24 February 2010
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German Skier called A Wank

There was laughter at the Winter Olympics in the Ski Jump when the announcer introduced the German competitor saying "Now its time for A Wank"

written by SPECTRUM, 22 February 2010
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Flashman was the bully

Flashman was the bully in Gordon Brown's Schooldays

written by SPECTRUM, 22 February 2010
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To many deaths caused by Wardrobes

To many deaths caused by wardrobes that's why
Gordon Brown only bullies his cabinet

written by SPECTRUM, 22 February 2010
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Zebra escapes from Edinburgh Zoo

A Zebra escaped from Edinburgh Zoo yesterday. Onlookers claimed it kept running back and forward across the road but it would not use the Zebra Crossing

written by SPECTRUM, 20 February 2010
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John & Edward is Jedward

If John and Edward are known as Jedward then Jack Straw And Gordon Brown could be Jordan now that's a thought

written by SPECTRUM, 20 February 2010
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After Military Coup In Niger

After a Military Coup In Niger Silly Scotsman Sam Stewart wants to know how does a cow use a gun anyway

written by SPECTRUM, 20 February 2010
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Irishman Disqualified at Winter Olympics

Irishman Pat Murphy was disqualified at the Winter Olympics after he turned up at the Curling event with a pair of Curling Tongs

written by SPECTRUM, 20 February 2010
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Joseph Stack solution to owing money to IRS

Joseph Stack owed a stack of money to the IRS so he flew his light aircraft into an IRS office and killed himself but it wont stop taxes. As they say there are only two things certain DEATH & TAXES

written by SPECTRUM, 19 February 2010
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Tiger to be tamed by Lama

Tiger Woods is to follow Buddhist philosophy and is to meet the Dalai Lama

written by SPECTRUM, 19 February 2010
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