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Heathen Holland invaded by Germans!

the Dutch do not celebrate Good Friday, but the Germans do so on this sad day Germans invade Holland searching for Jerusalem in a Koffie Shop!

written by Jaggedone, 18 April 2014
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Jesus admits he did not die on Good Friday!

Through a medium, Jesus has come out of his tomb and admitted that he did not die on Good Friday, it was actually a Jewish hippie hanging on the cross, ask Brian!

written by Jaggedone, 18 April 2014
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Ukrainian Jews sent to Israel!

Russians are deporting Ukrainian Jews to Israel, however Israel doesn't want them, but Palestinia have offered them a home!

written by Jaggedone, 18 April 2014
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Rooney's broken toe is not!

Wayne Rooney admitted he had no broken toe, he just bottled in Bayern!

written by Jaggedone, 18 April 2014
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Double Dutch or just plain green!

The Dutch have started illuminating their streets with green neon paint hoping to attract aliens looking for Koffie Shops!

written by Jaggedone, 14 April 2014
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UEFA kicks Ukrainian teams out of Champions League!

Ukrainian teams will not be allowed to play Champions League next season because UEFA needs the gas to sponsor their competition and the Ukraine has none!

written by Jaggedone, 14 April 2014
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Russian tanks roll over Ukraine!

Putin has sent his tanks in and they are now rolling over the Ukraine, Obama asked him not too but thought, "It's a gas" and that's more important than a Ukraine without gas!

written by Jaggedone, 14 April 2014
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Liverpool yobs stone City snobs!

"Stone the Mancs," they screamed as Liverpool yobs attacked a bus carrying the Light Blues and not the Reds. Just goes to show how desperate life is when there's no Red Mancs left to roll over!

written by Jaggedone, 14 April 2014
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Camoron appoints fellow moron Moyes as deputy PM!

PM, Cameron has appointed agony aunt, David Moyes, as deputy PM, the reason he gave was; Another loser in the bush is better than 2 headless losers running in the wild!

written by Jaggedone, 13 April 2014
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Man United are pathetic!

After 35 seconds Bayern Munich proved that!

written by Jaggedone, 13 April 2014
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Arsenal are pathetic!

Say's everything actually!

written by Jaggedone, 13 April 2014
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Lost Malaysian plane spotted heading towards Mars!

The lost Malaysian plane was last seen being towed by a Martian UFO towards Mars. Martians are fed up sitting in round UFO's and want more comfort, thank god they missed Ryan Air!

written by Jaggedone, 09 April 2014
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Light on Mars is Marlsboro!

A white light spotted on Mars has been confirmed as a Martian cowboy lighting up his favourite ciggy, a Marslboro.

written by Jaggedone, 08 April 2014
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Mourinho calls zlatan a slut!

The Special One has insulted Zlatan by calling him a slut! Luckily Zlatan cannot play tomorrow so Mourinho is safe until Abramovic buys him to replace Torres who can't even score in a pussy!

written by Jaggedone, 07 April 2014
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Rooney wears Lederhosen!

Wayne Rooney has bought a pair of tight fitting lederhosen in Munich and a check shirt plus several oomp pah pah CD's from local singer, Konrad Knickerbocker, Chico dropped to his knees and prayed!

written by Jaggedone, 07 April 2014
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Putin invites Pope & Obama to lunch in the Crimea!

Putin has invited Obama & the Pope for lunch in the Crimea and promised to spoil them with best Beluga caviar hoping that he will be blessed by the Messiah and his rep, very fishy!

written by Jaggedone, 31 March 2014
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Cameron & Obama enjoyed a 'joint' meeting!

Last weeks nuclear meeting in Holland, gave Cameron & Obama the opportunity to have a "joint" meeting. It seems they felt the "Iran weeds" were slightly overpowering and preferred Afghanistan poppies!

written by Jaggedone, 31 March 2014
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Angela Merkel wants United to beat Bayern!

Angie Merkel hopes United stuff Bayern because it will then prove the fact the Uli Hoeness is a born loser!

written by Jaggedone, 31 March 2014
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Juan Mata admits he is a dwarf!

United record signing,Juan Mata, had admitted he is "muy pequino" and started life as a dwarf, but through his teenage years turned into a Leprechaun. Ireland hope he changes his nationality!

written by Jaggedone, 31 March 2014
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Arsene Wenger to replace Moyes!

Man United have decided to replace David Moyes with Arsenal manager, Arsene Wenger, because the want continuity within the club; replacing a loser with even a bigger loser!

written by Jaggedone, 30 March 2014
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Liverpool promise to release slaves if they are champions!

Liverpool have promised to release all slaves waiting for departure in slave ships if they become champions this year as a sign of goodwill hoping to make all their wrongs right!

written by Jaggedone, 30 March 2014
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Bayern Munich have offered United a 'white flag'!

Before Bayern Munich travel to Manchester on Tuesday they have sent a white flag to United's David Moyes hoping he will surrender before the slaughter begins. Moyes replied, "bitte sehr!"

written by Jaggedone, 30 March 2014
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Obama visited Holland for a quickie!

Barack Obama visited Holland for a quickie and ended up rolling in a 'joint'. The Dutch appreciated his compliments for their lovely country and the King "jointed" in too!

written by Jaggedone, 30 March 2014
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Mourinho give up on title!

The Special One, José Mourinho has given up on the title and punched a ball boy in the face to express his disappointment!

written by Jaggedone, 30 March 2014
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