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Sheepdog drives tractor on motorway!

A sheepdog was seen driving a tractor down the M74 and it's owner was also seen barking at his herd, they ignored him of course, the farmer not the dog!

written by Jaggedone, 22 April 2015
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Zebras break loose in Belgium!

I just crossed them with a Beatle and got a donkey!

written by Jaggedone, 18 April 2015
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Surrey farmer turns his castle into luxury pig pens!

Farmer Fiddler thought he had "hey diddled" the council by building a castle without permission and was ordered to demolish it, but being a great Fiddler, his castle is now a luxury piggy B & B!

written by Jaggedone, 16 April 2015
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Gay penguin book banned in US!

US library and school authorities have decided to ban a book about a gay penguin couple adopting a baby! Elton John has protested and begged Penguin books to reissue the book in San Quentin!

written by Jaggedone, 13 April 2015
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Vatican refuse entry to French gay ambassador!

Pope Francis has forbidden a gay French ambassador from becoming the French rep to the Vatican. Pope Francis said, "we don't mind gay priests, but ambassadors, no, no messieur!" Is that hypocrisy?

written by Jaggedone, 10 April 2015
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Trolls here!

Trolls have reemerged and are determined to drag The Spoof back into the depths of satirical hell, no f'ing way! Spoofers unite now! Je Suis Le Spoof, off with their heads!

written by Jaggedone, 07 April 2015
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Plastic Goon Show arrives in Salford!

Last night the British public were mesmerised by a bunch of plastic Goons who will soon be running the country, the real Goons RIP, will be turning in their graves devastated at the thought!

written by Jaggedone, 03 April 2015
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White Power morons march into Manchester!

In a city normally divided by red or blue a third party preaching White Power decided to let everybody know Jurassic morons are still alive! I would suggest sending them to Auschwitz!

written by Jaggedone, 28 March 2015
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Fog hits British news readers on the Beeb!

It seems that Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson getting the boot from his rather childish programme is more important than the German Wings tragody. Well that's what the Beeb shows on the internet!

written by Jaggedone, 25 March 2015
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Cameron promises not to serve a third term!

There is a god after all!

written by Jaggedone, 23 March 2015
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El Classico or El Crappico??

Past classic, Liverpool v Man United, is nearly upon us as far away in Spain a real classic will take place, Barcelona v Real! Did the English "Messi" something up here?

written by Jaggedone, 22 March 2015
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Indian students are cheats; SURE!

Bihar University, India: Students taking exams are cheating by hanging on to open window frames and receiving completed exam papers from fellow students. Maybe the university should get some glass!

written by Jaggedone, 21 March 2015
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English clubs form own Champions League!

Because English clubs perform so terribly in Europe the FA has withdrawn all teams and from a GB competition; at least there's a chance of an English club winning that, in Europe, no chance!

written by Jaggedone, 19 March 2015
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D&G ask the world to boycott Elton John!

Gay designers, Dolce & Gabbana, have asked the world to boycott gay Elton John because he is a gay dad and they couldn't have children! I wonder why?

written by Jaggedone, 16 March 2015
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South Africa offer penis transplants!

A successful penis transplant op in South Africa has caused an invasion of mainly Asian men hoping for an extension! Black men are also hoping for an op because their wives constantly feel the pain!

written by Jaggedone, 14 March 2015
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No more Top Gear just Flop Gear from now on!

Global iconic buffoonery show, Top Gear, has been hauled off the TV because Clarkson, who dared once to use the word N++++r believing it was funny, has slung a left hook at his producer, naughty chap!

written by Jaggedone, 12 March 2015
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3 teenage girls kidnapped by ISIS eagles!

Reports that 3 teenage girls voluntarily joined ISIS is not true! Fact is they were kidnapped by a squadron of swooping ISIS eagles whilst listening to Justin Bieber on their I phones, a deadly sin!

written by Jaggedone, 11 March 2015
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Terrorist attack Crufts!

A blatant terrorist attack at Crufts on a prize red setter has left the canine world devastated! Luckily the victim was not beheaded and will now become immortal because the owners are stuffing it!

written by Jaggedone, 09 March 2015
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Sensational clue in MH370 mystery!

After a year of investigation, investigators have divulged a sensational clue to the world about MH370, and here it is:

"We know nothing!"

written by Jaggedone, 08 March 2015
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Ryan Giggs loves Louis van Gaal!

There is no riff between King Louis and Ryan Giggs because Louis missus is too old!

written by Jaggedone, 06 March 2015
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Louis van Gaal's new tactic; spitting!

LVG introduced a secret weapon to his lame team hoping to please frustrated United fans; a spitting Llama! Away fans loved his debut at Newcastle and hope now they can spit their way into the top 4!

written by Jaggedone, 05 March 2015
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Nigel Farage's big Berlin Wall!

UKIP will build a huge wall around the UK if elected! They haven't decided which one, Texan/Mexican (too porous) or a Berlin style, but Farage's missus, a German ordered him to take BERLIN or be shot!

written by Jaggedone, 04 March 2015
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Nutella burns!!!

After causing a fire in Twickenham Nutella pots are now to be issued with a fire warning!!
Other glass pots not until they cause a fire too!

written by Jaggedone, 24 February 2015
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Burnt to a crisp like Jordan!

Sunbed after sunbed, beach after beach, white turning brown and red attempting to look like Jordan! Is it worth it? Ask your oncologist!

written by Jaggedone, 23 February 2015
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