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Masters of Interrogation
A Doctor of Law and Criminology attending a graduation ceremony surprised by the third degree.
Police Inquiry Continues:
Answer man died under questionable circumstances.
How Bad Is It?
This year, White House turkey pardons Obama.
140 Out of Every 100 Ohio Voters Agree...
Barack Obama is a better choice for president.
Obama Promises Four More Years of The Same
Oh, wait. That's not funny.
It's an Emergency!
EPA dumps cornstarch into the thin air of Denver. Critics say they should have used arrowroot instead.
Good news, Bad news...
The good news: there were at least 25,000 elephants around in 2011. The bad news: 25,000 elephants were killed in 2011.
Answer: Goodbye Crewel World !
Question: What did depressed knitter write in suicide note?
Going to The Candidates Debate:
Romney pulls an all-nighter. Obama hosts a kegger.
Looking For a Bargain?
Obama tries to Woot Latinos.
Scientist Confirms Theory:
Ancient man with bad breath spoke Aromatic.
The Answer is: "I choose you, Pikachu!"
The question is: What should you yell into the phone the next time a pollster calls?
If Ben Bernanke Left The Federal Reserve
would he be known as Fed-Ex?
Hey, Mr. President, Your Insurance Agent Called.
He said your foreign policy has lapsed.
Trying to Stay Relevant
Obama orders White House to replace telegraph system with rotary dial phones.
Miracle in Charlotte?
God sets foot on Democratic platform, crushes delegates.
23 Million Americans Want to Know:
Mr. President, what is this "middle class" you speak of?
What's Up With That?
Kenyan wins "I Love Lucy" marathon. Watches 156 episodes in under 4 hours.
Obama Apologizes to The Moon
He promises to return all the rocks we stole.
Now You Know:
Men drafted into the "War on Women" spend on average over eight weeks in booty camp. Now you know!
Vote For Joe Biden
He ain't just whistlin' "Dixie"...he's livin' it!
Obama to NASA: Let me Know if You Find Aliens...
so I can tax them.
We Have an Ape For that!
American Zoos consider raising revenues by renting out animals during periods of low attendance.
Mars Landing Postponed
after Curiosity's cameras send back images suggesting Martian landing site is infested with cats.
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